School's Out For The Weekend

NOTE FOR ME... THE AUTHOR...

Dragon's Crimson Tears : I just realized how corny the name of this Story is... I mean, come on, of course school is out, it's the weekend... On to other News, schools starts tomorrow for me... WHICH SUX MONKEY ASS!

Anyway, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Seto, or Joey, of course if I did I would- well... lets not go there (( wink wink )) or anything at all, really...

Anyway, let us begin...

AFTER THE PIZZA HAD ARRIVED :

After the large pizza, bread sticks, cheese stick, soda, and chips fight, everyone got cleaned up, and sat in a circle in the living room.

"Umm, who should go first?" Marik asked sitting next to Bakura. (( they were sitting, Yugi , Bakura, Marik, Duke, Seto, Joey and back to Yugi )) " It was Bakura's idea, so he should go first..." Duke said. " Ok, umm, Yugi, truth, dare, double dare, promise, repeat, or Kiss?" " What the hell is Kiss?" Seto asked, because, he had never really played this game before, and he had never heard of Kiss before. " Kiss is were we pick a person, any person, and you have to kiss them, where ever we say to kiss them..." 0.o "oh... I guess that makes...um... sense." Seto said, wishing he hadn't asked at all. " umm, Double dare.." Yugi said, looking into the eyes of his killer."HAHA! I double dare you to put on Marik's Speedo, and sing 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails."

0.o

" You can't be serious!" Yugi screamed, as of now Joey, and Duke had died of laughter. Marik had already gotten up to go get the speedo. "Here Yuggii!" Marik said coming back in with the red devil, and his kareoke machine. "Oh, dear god...FINE! but we have to agree that none of this ever leaves this house!" Yugi said walking out of the room, so he could change. Bakura pulled out a camera. " So much for never leaving the house..." "IT'S FOR THE SCRAPBOOK!" Bakura said in defense. About 2 minutes later, Yugi came out in Marik's Speedo, which was basically 5x his size, and was falling off. "Here" Marik said handing Yugi a safetypin and the microphone. "Do I have to do this?" Yugi said with pleading eyes. "Yup, and if you don't know the words, I have then for you!"

you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell-

CLICK ! FLASH !

"BAKURA! I'm gonna kill you!" Yugi said jumping up and chasing his lover all over the living room, he didn't get far though because the speedo fell off as he was running, and he soon dove behind the couch. "Umm... could someone, maybe... get me my clothes?"

CLICK ! FLASH !

"Bakura! will you stop that! I swear just as soon as I get some clothes! I swear you won't be able to walk for a WEEK!" Yugi said poking his over the couch. "DUDE! TMI! You've already got images in my head!" Seto said hitting his head on the table, trying to pound out the slide show of Yugi's sex-life, that was now running through his head. "Yeah, and as much of a good view it was, I didn't need to see your ass!" Joey said, trying to pry Seto's forehead off of the table. "HEY! It wasn't my fault! Now somebosy get me my clothes!" "Ok! Ok!" Bakura cried walking over to him with his clothes, " Here you go!" "Thanks Bakura, but don't think your off the hook!"

CLICK ! FLASH !

"DAMN IT BAKURA!" Yugi said chsing him again, this time he had at least his pants on. Bakura ended up tripping over Joey landing and landing on Seto, and then Yugi, who also tripped on Joey fell, but no without pulling Duke, who had been trying to get away, down with him.

Marik, who had gone to make drinks came in to find a everyone laying on everyone, and thought the worst of it. " Well, if you guys were going ot have an Orgie, you could have giving a guy a little warning!" He said putting the tray of soda's down. "WE ARE NOT HAVING AN ORGIE! I-I don't think!" Duke mumbled trying to crawl out from under Yugi. "NO, No orgie's on my living room floor!" Marik said helping everyone up. "Ok, I guess it Yugi's turn..." " Um, Joey, Truth, dare, double dare, promise, repeat, or Kiss?" " I'm gonna go with... ohh Geez, no matter what I pick, Yugi's going to make it bad..."He said thinking aloud, " Ok, Truth." "Ohh, good one, anyway Joey, are you a Virgin?" Seto, and Bakura both choked on there soda, actually, Seto almost swollowed his straw. " What did I tell ya? nothing is safe in this game if Yugi's playing... Ok the truth is, no, I am not." It was Mariks and Dukes turn to swollow... their straws."You? Not a Virgin? Wow, that was a suprise!" Duke said, now trying to hide laughter. " Hey! give me a break!" Joey yelled, he would have jumped up and killed him then and there, if Seto hadn't been holding him down. "Ok Joey, calm down it's your turn!" "FINE! Marik! truth, dare double- all that stuff they said." "Hmm, so many choices, um Kiss." "OMG!" Duke exclaimed."What? What's wrong!" Seto said, getting a I.Don't.Know.What's.Going.On.So.Leave.Me.Alone. Look. "Well, everyone has always played truth or Dare with Kiss, but's he's the first to pick it!" Yugi said answering his question."Ok, ok, Marik, you have to FRENCH kiss DUKE!"

"WAHHH!" eye starts twiching uncontrolably. "Yup, now get to it!" Joey said pushing Marik towards Duke. "I'm so gonna get you for this-" Dukes rampage was cut off with a sudden lip-lock with the egyptian .

INSIDE THE MIND OF DUKE DEVLIN

' Damn IT! JOEY! you are so dead! you just wait! WHAT THE FUCK! ohh hehe that right, its a french kiss.. Hey I kinda like this..NO! NO! NO! think of boobs! think of BOOBS! No, can't like this, think of Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, hn I wonder if they Kiss like this! No! Stop it! must take mind off kiss, SING A SONG..."It's raining men-WHAT THE FUCK! Not the song I needed! '

CLICK ! FLASH !

"BAKURA!" Marik said pulling away from the kiss."I swear if you-" He stopped mid sentence when he turned to find that it was Seto holding the Camera, "What? it's for the scrapbook..." He said giving an innocent smile.

"Hn, there goes the mood..."Yugi said looking rather depressed, this caused everyone to burst with laughter. Marik then looked around. "Seto, your the next victim..." "Dare" " I dare you to DANCE to the THONG SONG by Sisqo." "Oh, my.." Joey said going all buggy-eyed. "Does Seto ever know how to dance? I mean, come on? he's in his office like 24/7!" Yugi cried, imagining Seto, doign the chicken dance. "HEY! I get out! having a brother like Mokuba, you learn a few things..."

ABOUT 5 MINUTES LATER:

"I..can't...breath..." Joey said after Seto sat back down. "He's like a white verson of Usher!" "HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!" " Dude,I thought you were going to break my floor!" Seto was blush now...

1. Because he was getting bombarded(sp?) with comments

2. Joey had a familar twinkle in his eyes

3. it took alot of nerve to do that...

"OHH god I can't believe I did that!" Bakura, on the other hand was thrilled because he had gotten at least 5 pictures of Seto, if very many different positions. "Ok Seto it's -gulp- your turn..."Joey said. " Duke, all that shit." "Hn, I pick Promise..." Seto got a smug, and yet bone-chilling look on his face. " you have to promise to within the next week- shag Marik..."

0.o ''what? how the hell am I going to do that!''

"well, you could start by kissing him, then moving on-" " I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY! YOU DUMB ASS! how am I supposed to want to shag that!" Duke yelled pointing a shaking finger at Marik. "I don't know Duke, you seemed really into the kiss..."Seto said, holding up the Camera,"and I have the picture to prove it..."