Hello everyone!
I am back with yet another chapter!
ske--- ( looks side to side, grins) maybe...jks.
thankyou all my reviewers and I hope I get more reiews after this story till then enjoy!
I do not own Detective Conan, I just like messing with Shinichi ( evil cackle)
Shinichi" OI OI OI!"
NIGHTMARE BABYSITTING...The Begeining Of Insanity
" ehm...Hattorri..."
It was 5 am in the morning when no one was awake except for a little baby that sat on the Detective Agency Desk, blushing in embarrassment as he called...
" KUDOU!"
" y..yeah..."
" WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING ME THIS EARLY! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE!"
Shoji looked side to side to make sure no one was up and walking around then spoke into the phone his voice growing with irritation and his cheeks growing more red
" well...let's just say I got into some more trouble..."
" OI OI!"
Shoji sighed and mumbled under his breathe as he looked around again
" I better make this quick before someone wakes up seeing me talking on the phone...Hattorri I need you to come down to Tokyo because we need to invetigate some things."
" Alright...I'll come down as soon as I can.."
Shoji paused for a moment
" and Hattorri..."
" yeah?"
" Whatever happens...or whatever you see...do not get dramatic.."
" OI WHAT DO YOU MEAN DR..."
click
Shoji sighed as he hung up the phone and narrowed his eyes as he hopped down from the desk and started heading back to Ran's bedroom
Shoji" this ought to be good..."
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3 p.m. At The Detective Mouri Agency
Shoji sighed in boredom as put his little hand under his chin as he sat on the couch and watched a children's program as Ran was in the kitchen preparing lunch.
" Come on everybody count with me!"
Shoji's eye brows twitched as he saw the little puppets on the tv dance around and sing and laugh and began to count
" Come on you can too! Count! Count! Count with me!"
Shoji narrowed his eyes as he crawled over to the tv remote and switched the tv off
" drop dead..."
" Shoji-kun..."
Shoji surprised by the sudden voice behind him almost fell off the couch when Ran caught him just in the knick of time. Ran giggled at his surprised face and smiled sadly at him, Shoji noticed this and cocked his side to the side and cooed softly
Ran " ohhhhh! I have some bad news my little guy..."
Shoji " eh?..."
Ran let out a soft little sigh as she plotted herself on the couch and put Shoji in her lap as she began running her fingers thru his hair.
Ran " well...Kazuah-Chan invited me out to go to this One-Night Concert in Osaka and well...I guess your going to have to have a babysitter because Otousan wont be here tonight...and the only person I could find available was...
SLAM
" Hellllllllllloooooooo! I'm BACK!"
One of Shoji's eyes twitched as the other one was as wide as could be the pupil dilating his mouth dropping
Shoji " god no..."
Sonoko stood with her hands on her hips standing at the door where she slammed it open with a large grin on her face.
Sonoko " Told you I'd be back twerp"
Shoji looked up at Ran with a pathetic face then looked back at Sonoko grinning at him then put his little hands over his eyes.
Shoji "why...why did she have to be right this time?...why wont she leave me be ?"
Ran stood up smiling nervously putting Shoji on her hip
Ran " Shoji-kun ,...Sonoko-chan is going to babysit you tonight while Kazuah-chan and I go out, I promise it wont be long and then me and you will be together again!"
Shoji with his hands still on his face mentally groaned
Shoji " why isn't that making me feel any better?...a whole night with...with...that..."
As Sonoko sneered at the poor little baby clinging to Ran as she handed him over, a dark tan teenager boypoked his head through the door looking around with a teenage girl in a pony tail narrowing her eyes right behind him
" AHOU! DO NOT POKE YOUR HEAD INTO OTHER'S PEOPLES DOORS! IT'S RUDE!"
" YOUR THE AHOU! I KNOW THEM...Oh hello Mouri-chan! Eh...Is the little kid here?"
Ran smiled at Heiji sadly and shook her head
Ran " no...he had to go on a family emergency but he did leave his little brother Shoji-kun, with me for 2 weeks!"
Ran the held up Shoji-kun smiling brightly, as little Shoji looked the other way his eyes narrowing , Kazuah squealed as she went up to Ran and held Shoji
Kazuah " KAWAII! Look Heiji! Isn't he so cute!"
Heiji stood in the door way with his eyes widening and his eyebrows twitching as his mouth hung open
Heiji " Oi...n..no way..."
Kazuah narrowed her eyes at Heiji
Kazuah" thats rude! What is with that look of yours!"
Heiji with his eyes still widened lifted his finger and pointed to Shoji as his mouth twitched
Heiji " h...he's a baby..."
Kazuah rolled her eyes as Shoji in her arms lifted a small finger to his mouth signaling him to be quiet
Shoji "baka! I told you not to be dramatic when you saw me!"
Kazuah" No Duh Great Detective."
Heiji saw Shoji signaling him to cool it and when he did he walked over to Kazuah smiling and snatched Shoji out of her arms and went to the other side of the house
Kazuah " Hey!"
Heiji turned around to Kazuah and smiled nervously
Heiji" Dont worry I'll give him back! I just wanna talk to the liitle guy!"
As soon as Heiji made sure the girls were all talking to each other and not paying attention to them, he immediately shot a glare down to Shoji smiling nervously up at him
Heiji " You have got to be kidding me..."
Shoji " Nope...it's me...for 2 weeks before I can at least go back to being Conan."
Heiji" Geez...and you have to be like this...how has it been?"
Shoji let out a sigh and shrugged
Shoji " it has it's advantages I get fed my meals, I get bathed, I get my diaper ch.."
" PFFFFFFFT..."
Shoji raised his eyebrow when he looked up at Heiji looking down trying to make him not see he was laughing
Shoji " oh .. and this is funny how?"
Heiji looked up and grinned at him evilly
Heiji " Your just having the time of your life aren't ya Kudou?...I mean bathing but diaper changing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Shoji narrowed his eyes and looked the other way blushing from embarrassment
Shoji " I tried using the toilet once...but I fell in..."
That just made matters worse, since Heiji howled with laughter after he said that
Heiji" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR PATHETIC! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Shoji just death glared Heiji holding his stomach from laughing
Shoji" Oh ha ha...your just jealous cause Toyama-Chan isn't doing this for you"
Heiji's laughing quickly stopped after Shoji mentioned Kazuah into this, Heiji quickly stoodup and glared at Shoji, his dark cheeks showing red
Heiji" NANI! I WOULD NEVER THINK OF SUCH OF THING!"
Shoji just sat there grinning his eye brows raising
Shoji" heh heh ..liar."
Heiji" why you little ass..."
Heiji's cheeks had a more bright red look to it as he gave little Shoji such a glaring asShoji just looked up andsneered at him and right whenHeiji was on the verge to strangle him..
" Heiji!"
Heiji quickly froze when he slowly turned around to see Kazuah glaring at him with her hands on her hips with Ran right beside her and Sonoko raising her eyebrow at him.
Kazuah" What are you doing?..."
Heiji quickly stood up straight laughing nervously
Heiji" Oh..I..I..was.."
Heiji then glanced at Shoji sneering at him, his cheeks burning furiously on what he was about to do and quickly picked Shoji up and started snuggling him, Shoji's eye widening the size of melons his eyebrows twitching
Heiji" Your just a eh.. adorable little guy arent ya!"
Shoji" WHAT THE HELL?"
Heiji" oh god what am I doing..."
The girls dropped their arms to their sides as they stared at Heiji with shock as they watched him snuggle Shoji. Ran then quietly whispered to Kazuah as she watched this shocking moment
Ran" I never knew Hattori-kun liked children..."
Kazuah just nodded her head dumbly
Kazuah" neither...did..I..."
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Later that day...
Ran grabbed her purse and was about to walk out the door with Heiji and Kazuah when she froze putting her finger to her chin
Kazuah" what's the matter Ran-chan?"
Ran" I forgot something!"
Ran then rushed over to Shoji with an irrated look on the couch and kissed him on the cheek andsmiled as his little cheeks turned to a rosy color and the irrated look changed into adaze look
Ran" bye bye Shoji-kun! Be good for Sonoko-chan!"
As Ran walked out the door Heiji sneered and then gave a wink to Shoji with his rosy cheeks
Heiji" that's right! You be a good boy."
After everyone left Sonoko closed the door and gave Shoji a wicked smile as Shojistared back ather with ahorrified look
Sonoko" It's just you and me now twerp..."
Shoji just let out a gulp and started to sweat
Shoji" Why do I feel like this is going to be a long long loooong night?..."
To Be Continued...dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuun
Next Chap---Insanity Delima
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
just wait and see what happens to our little baby in the next chapter! ( squeezes shoji in arms)
Shoji" ( trying to escape) SOMEONE ANYONE GET HELP GET HE..MPPPPPPPPPHHH! MPHHHHHH!"
DetectiveGirl2005" ( eyes narrow, slaps hand over Shoji's mouth) SHADDUP!...anyway..."
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---------DetectiveGirl2005