( wide eyes) so many reviews.. ( spins around and picks up Shoji)

"LOOOK! Soo many reviews!"

Shoji" ( eyes narrow) put me down..."

Thankyou my reviewers! I have added the next chapter for all my fans of Child Problems ( throws confetti)

Shoji" ( swipes confetti away)...jeez..."

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BabySitting NightMare Chapter 2----Insanity Delima

" WILL YOU PLEASE COME OUT FROM UNDER THE BED NOW!"

" WAAA!"

Sonoko gritted her teeth together as Shoji hid under Ran's bed after she shortly told him he was going to have a bath after Ran and everyone left..

Sonoko clasped her hands togther and smiled at the terrified Shoji on the couch

Sonoko" okay twerp! First things fisrt, Ran-chan told me to give you a bath then fe...HEY! COME BACK HERE!"

Shoji had jumped off the couch and dove into a crawling mania heading to Ran's room right after she said that, his eyes wide with horror

Shoji" hell no! Never! I REFUSE THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

Sonoko started to grow irraited with Shoji that refused to come out from under the bed and soon started reaching her hands under to see if she could fish him out

Sonoko" Come Here!"

Shoji just scooted away from her hand under the bed grinning from her growing irritation and slapped her hand with his tiny hand

Shoji" ha ha ha."

Sonoko clenched her fist and let out and annoyed yell and then stood up and huffed

Sonoko" FINE! Have it your way!"

As soon as Shoji heard her footsteps leave the room, he went totally quiet and peeked his head out of under the bed a little

Shoji" is..is she gone?...."

Before poor little Shoji knew it Sonoko swooped down from on top of Ran's bed and grabbed him out from under the bed before he could blink an eye

Sonoko" GOTCHA!"

Sonoko stood with a proud grin on her face as Shoji squirmed and struggled in her arms

Shoji" DAMN! I was ambushed!"

Sonoko then held Shoji up to her face grinning at him

Sonoko" Bath time twerp."

Shoji just glared back at her then spit into her face,

Shoji" take that."

Sonoko's eye brows twitched as she death glared him as the spit dripped down her forehead

Sonoko" Me...and you..are going to have some troubles tonight arent we?..."

Shoji" bring it on..."

Sonoko then held Shoji by the back of his diaper and carried him into the bathroom as he dangled upside down, she then took off his clothes and diaper as she fought back with him swatting his little hands at her with his red face, she then finally was able to succesfully put him in the tub...

Sonoko" GEEZ! HOW DOES RAN-CHAN PUT UP WITH THIS?"

Shoji just narrowed his eyes as he sat in the tub as Sonoko lathered his hair mumbling under her breathe

Shoji" first off...I just plain dont like you..."

Sonoko then finished giving him his bath, god help Shoji...and then dried him off with a towel and put on his new diaper and was about to put him in some new jammies when..

Sonoko" Great...where are your jammies!"

Shoji just sat there looking at Sonoko with an irratied look

Shoji" like I know...your the one that's suppose to take care of me..."

Sonoko just let out a groan and took Shoji into Ran's room and sat him on her bed as she went through Ran's closet

Shoji" O..OI!"

Sonoko" geez..Ran-chan has like no clothes! Me and her have some serious shopping to do when she gets back!"

Shoji just glared at Sonoko rummaging through her closet tossing some things out so she could look more

Shoji" It's like she has no freaking clue of personal space..."

While Sonoko continued to look and toss out things she tossed out a small red book that hit Shoji smack dab in the face causing Shoji to yelp out in pain and Sonoko to turn around and raise her eyebrows at him

Sonoko" um...oops..sorry..?"

Shoji just death glared her as he rubbed his red nose and picked up the red book that laid infront of him

Shoji" your gunna be sorry..."

Shoji then took his mind off on the many different ways of killing Sonoko without no one knowing how because he has seen so many murder cases and thought he could get an idea from one of them but then decided to put his mind on the red book that he held in his hands that said in small black letters

Ran's Diary

Shoji's eyes widened and his eyebrows raising in curiosity

Shoji" Ran's diary huh?..."

Shoji then quickly looked side to side to make sure no one saw what he was about to do, he then quickly stuffed Ran's diary in his diaper

Shoji" this is for me to read later.."

Sonoko then turned to him smiling holding up a pink laced shirt, Shoji's eyees widening

Sonoko" this is all I could find for you as jammies..."

Shoji" LIAR!"

Shoji's eye brows twitched rapidly as his eyes widened in horror as she slipped it on him and it looked like a large pink laced dress on him, or...jammies. Sonoko took a step back and looked Shoji over and felt a evil smile come onto her face, as he death glared her

Sonoko" you actually look very cute like this chibi-chan!"

Shoji" your pushing it with the name..."

Sonoko then grinned wickedly when she saw a disposable camera sitting on Ran's desk and fiddled her fingers together when she glanced back at Shoji on Ran's bed glaring at her. Sonoko then walked over to Ran's desk Shoji eyeing her at all times then she turned to him smiling evily, her eyes glistening

Sonoko" you know chibi-chan...I think we should take a photo so we can remember this kawaii moment for years and years to come"

Right there...was the boiling point for Shoji. Shoji then snapped up on Ran's bed and pointed his index finger at Sonoko

Shoji" DROP THAT CAMERA! YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR NOW!"

Shoji realizing what he had just done slapped his hand over his mouth and mentally kicked himself

Shoji" Shit..."

crack

Sonoko from shock broke the camera by dropping it on the ground and stood frozen infront of Shoji as she stared at him with wide eyes her pupils dialting as her mouth hung open

" oh... my... gawd..."

Shoji" n...n.."

Sonoko then pointed a shaky finger at him as her mouth twitched

Sonoko" y...you...talked..."

Shoji started to sweat as fear crossed on his face as he took a step back on Ran's bed

Shoji" eh..eh...eh.."

Sonoko" OH MY GAWD YOU TALKED!"

Shoji" crap...gotta think fast! gotta think fast!"

Sonoko then took a step foward to Shoji as she eyed him as Shoji took a couple more steps back as he looked at her with fear, then Sonoko let out a huge gasp making Shoji gulp

Sonoko" w...wait..a...are you...are you..."

Shoji" CRAP! I'm busted!"

Sonoko then pointed her index finger at him her eyes wide with shock

Sonoko" ARE YOU A TALKING BABY!"

Shoji blinked at Sonoko and then almost fell face flat when he soon got an idea, he then closed his eyes and smiled and grabbed ahold of Sonoko's shoulders then opened his eyes looking at Sonoko with a serious expression

Shoji" Yes Sonoko...I am a talking baby. Because this is all just one big crazy dream.."

Sonoko blinked at Shoji then put a hand to her chest and let out a huge sigh of relief

Sonoko" PHEW! I knew this was too crazy to be re...wait a minute..."

Sonoko then raised her eyebrow as she pinched herself on the arm and let out a yelp her eyes widening then wipped her head back to Shoji as he was taking a few steps back from her his eyes showing fear, Sonoko then lunged at Shoji and grabbed him and pinched his cheeks making him let out a yelp in pain

Sonoko" THIS ISN'T A DREAM! THIS IS REAL!"

Shoji" you didn't have to pinch me to make sure it was real..."

Sonoko then stood up and slapped her hand over her mouth and let out a huge gasp then uncovered her hand

Sonoko" I knew it...I knew I have you seen you before...I remember the pictures...OH MY GAWD YOUR KUDOU-KUN!"

Shoji's eyes showed pure horror as he backed up against the backboard of Ran's bed

Shoji" SHIT!...wait...pictures?...OKASAAN SHOWED THEM TO YOU TOO! DAMN HER!"

Sonoko then walked over to Shoji who stared at her nervously, Sonoko then put her hands behind her back like a teacher about to discipline the student as she stood infront of him

Sonoko" so...this is where you have been all this time making Ran-chan worried sick and not letting her get a new boyfriend...her husband is a baby..so...how did this happen Kudou-Kun?... Go On...you better have a good explantion."

Shoji then blinked and plopped down on Ran's bed and cocked his head to the side and let out a coo

Sonoko blinked at Shoji then glared at him

Sonoko" Ohhhhhhhhhh no you don't! Nice try Kudou-kun! Now speak!"

Shoji" goo?"

Sonoko" NO!"

Shoji" goo?"

Sonoko" NO!"

Shoji" goo?"

Sonoko" NO!"

Shoji" no?"

Sonoko" NO!... wait YES!"

Shoji" goo?"

Sonoko threw her arms up in the air dramatically

Sonoko" UGH! THIS IS SO LIKE YOU! JUST YOU WA.."

" Hellloooo! I'm back!"

Sonoko and Shoji froze when they heard Ran walk in and set her purse down, Sonoko slowly turned around to Shoji grinning in satisfaction as she saw terror in Shoji's eyes

Sonoko" OH RAN-CHAN! WE ARE IN HERE!"

Shoji" oh crap..."

Ran then poked her head through her room and then walked in smiling at Sonoko with a proud grin on her face and Shoji with his innocent face sitiing on her bed

Ran" Hey you two! How was tonight?"

Sonoko " Ran-chan...we need to talk..."

Ran blinked as Sonoko walked over and grabbed her shoulders

Ran" eh?"

Sonoko then looked at Ran seriously making Ran become worried

Sonoko" Ran-chan...whatever I am about to say...you must not freak..."

Ran" What happened?..."

Sonoko inhaled a deep breathe then spoke out

Sonoko" Kudou-kun is Shoji.."

" PFFFFFF..."

Sonoko looked at Ran who was holding back laughter, Sonoko then took her hands off Ran's s shoulders and looked at her questioning

Sonoko" Ran-chan?..."

Ran shook her head and chuckled as she smiled at Sonoko softly as she laid her hand on Sonoko's shoulder

Ran" I think Shoji really wore you out tonight! Don't worry you dont have to.."

Sonoko then grabbed Ran's shoulders again this time raising her voice her eyes widening

Sonoko" RAN-CHAN! SHINICHI IS SHOJI! JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

Shoji on the bed then cocked his head to the side as Ran and Sonoko looked at him

Shoji" goo?"

Ran then raised her eyebrow at Sonoko

Ran" Sonoko-chan...are you alright?..."

Sonoko" I KNOW I AM RIGHT! SHOJI IS KUDOU-KUN! HE IS! I AM NOT DREAMING! YOU MUST BELIEVE ME!"

Ran then picked up Shoji and started walking Sonoko to the door

Ran" Sonoko-chan...you really need some rest, I really appreciate it for watching Shoji-kun for me!"

Sonoko" fine Ran-chan...but we seriously need to talk about this later!"

Ran nodded at Sonoko smiling nervously

Ran" o..ofcourse!"

As Sonoko left she glanced back at Shoji who mouthed to her " She will never believe you". Sonoko then shouted to Ran

Sonoko" SEE! SEE! HE TALKED AGAIN! IT'S KUDOU-KUN!"

Ran" Sonoko-chan..you really really...need sleep...goodnight!"

Sonoko" WAIT!"

Ran then shut the door and let out a sigh as she stared back down at Shoji in her arms with a questionable look

Ran" geez Shoji-kun...what did you do to Sonoko-chan tonight?..."

Shoji just let out a baby giggle and smiled at Ran making Ran awe

Shoji" oh...I just drove her to the point of insanity...note to self. ...another good quality as being a baby"

END

Shoji" for once...you did something good..."

DetectiveGirl2005" oh yes..driving my favorite charcater insane.."

Shoji" No...driving her insane was a GOOD thing.."

DetectiveGirl2005" go suck on a bottle.. ( glares)"

welp I hope you enjoyed this chapter of Child problems and I gotta go, hopefully I will have another chapter up soon till then...

( waves) Bye byez

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