Title: No Good Mother, Little June Bug
Author: Jonouchi-Kaiba-Mokie
Rating: PG
Pairings: Rei/Takao
Theme: # 18 ("say ahh…")
Summary: Tau lets Takao know just how he feels about his physical health
To put it simply Takao was utterly embarrassed as he sat on the floor with the White Tiger X team surrounding him, peering at him with wide eyes. On the bench beside his head the White Tiger sensei was shaking his head and tsking softly.
"Much too short of a whole dumpling, little June Bug," Tau murmured as he hopped over towards Takao's front. He scowled as he walked around towards Takao's back, now on the floor.
Takao had no idea what to expect but it seemed the White Tigers did, at least judged by their grinning visages and Rei's barely concealed attempt to restrain his laughs.
Without warning Takao felt the old Neko-jin's grubby hands grab his butt. The shriek that came from the champion blader's mouth was too much for the entire teams as galls of laughter exploded.
"That's enough!" Takao yelled as he dug his fingers into the dirt of the floor where he was sitting.
Tau moved up and began patting Takao's hips, almost as if he were measuring them before jumping up again and frowning as he picked up a twig. "Say ahh," he ordered as Takao gave him a look of death.
"Come on hun, ya gotta do it," Rei spoke for the first time as he saw the look on his boyfriend's face.
"You're gonna owe me kitten," Takao muttered as he opened up his mouth wide and Tau stuck the twig in. He made several pondering noises as he peered deep into Takao's mouth.
"This one is no good for bearing kittens, young June Bug," Tau exclaimed as Rei gave a hearty laugh. Takao felt a blush creeping up his neck as Rei pressed his soft lips to Takao's cheek.
"Yeah! Well he's perfect for me!"