The Umbridge Haters Club
The Moron Song
Authors note: I have had so much fun writing this!!! Calling all haters of Umbridge, we need you to review this chapter to help make Umbridge's life a misery!
Disclaimers: Umbridge ain't mine, but the lyrics are mine, all mine! Well ok, my mate Frances made up the chorus but apart from that.
1,2,3,4
Umbridge is a moron!
5,6,7,8
Everybody sing along!
She's loopy in the head,
Mental in the mind,
And that is just the reason,
I wanna kick her fat behind!
1,2,3,4
Umbridge is a moron!
5,6,7,8
Everybody sing along!
She's as thick as a brick,
Ugly as a pig,
She's just so flippin' stupid
And she's just so fat and big!
1,2,3,4
Umbridge is a moron!
5,6,7,8
Everybody sing along!
She's loopy in the head,
Mental in the mind,
And that is just the reason,
I wanna kick her fat behind!
1,2,3,4
Umbridge is a moron!
5,6,7,8
Everybody sing along!
She's as thick as a brick,
Ugly as a pig,
She's just so flippin' stupid
And she's just so fat and big!
1,2,3,4
Umbridge is a moron!
5,6,7,8
Everybody sing along!
Wind the bobbin up rewritePoint to the ceiling, point to the floor,
Point to the dipstick standing at the door.
Dolores Umbridge is her name,
And I think she is totally lame.
Authors note: Put a tune to it and start singing! If u like me but hate Umbridge review review review!