The Umbridge haters Club
Authors note: Really short songs but who cares? They're daft.
Disclaimers: I nicked song two off of a really old episode of Dad's Army. But it's still daft.
The Umbridge Anthem
(Like the British National Anthem only different)
Please plonk our hated Umbridge into a pile of poo,
We really want to see it, so do it do it do!
Whistle While you work
(Like the song Whatshisname sang off of Dad's Army)
Whistle while you work,
Umbridge is a twerp,
She's so balmy,
So's her army,
Whistle while you work!
Joy to the world
Joy to the world!
Umbridge is dead!
We barbecued her head.
What did we do with the body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round and round and round and round and round it goes!
Joy to the world rewritten by Misao, Demon master
Joy to the world!
Umbridge is gone!
We killed her with a thong!
We made sure she's dead,
By crushing her head!
Repeat the sounding joy!
Repeat the sounding joy!
Repeat, repeat the sounding joy!
Authors note: Sorry that the songs r short but do u know how hard it is 2 rite a stupid song that is long.
Drama queen 2004: I'm not making you read it. Oh well, not everyone can like me. And what's wrong with Ds? My cousin got a D in her GCSEs.
Krispykreme: Well I'm glad you liked it at least. I just wish I had more reviewers. Have some chocolate bars and a free season pass to Alton Towers cos u r fab.