Umbridge Haters club 03
Authors note: I'm so happy! I have got at least a million reviews! Thanks people! Now you can all join in, Looneytunes! Drama Queen and Dude, whenever I do that on my computer it makes a little smiley face like this I guess my computer's smarter than the review thing.
A padfoots-angellover tribute
Run Umbridge, run I see you run from the DA it wants you.
That was specially for you.
This is for Ced who reviewed me a song (clever)
I hate Umbridge
She's a dirty fat lass
I want to kick her a(donkey)
She's so mean and she's so cruel,
And she's so dirty she could supply the U.S with a year worth of fuel!
Umbridge is a b! (she dog)
She's also a terrible witch!
Jingle Bells for kayee-kayee(kk)
Jingle bells, Umbridge smells
We want her to go away!
She's a toad,
And a right fat, heavy load!
We'd be millionaires if every time she coughed she'd have to pay!
I am proud
A note from Umbridges father
"I'm sorry she turned out wrong," said the toad,
"But that's just the way she is you know.
Shame she looks human
But she is really is a toad.
Did I mention when she was young
she was so ugly she caused a car crash on the road?"
Authors note: I love you! Have loads n loads of chocolate! Review pleeeeease!