Perhaps you've noticed, Umbridge, we hate you!
A/N: This chapter is an experiment. Instead of doin songs im doin a crossover scene from shrek 2 and Harry Potter. If you like it, tell me and I will do scenes as well as songs in future.
Disclaimers: ideas mine, characters not.
Scene: After Donkey and Shrek have taken the magic potion.
Shrek: Donkey, you're a …
Donkey: Stallion baby! Man, that magic potion is real strong stuff! (Notices Umbridge standing in the corner) And that looks like it could do with some of that potion as well! To stop it looking like a toad, with those beady little eyes and three warts on its nose and that big backside…
Umbridge: What did you just call me?!
Donkey: Oh man! It talks! It's alive!
Umbridge: How dare you! I am the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
(Puss in Boots decides he has had enough of this and chops Umbridge's head off)
Reader: Why make P in B be so mean?
Me: Who else would've killed her? It's hard writing a fanfic.
(The dead Umbridge decides she will keep her nose out of other peoples stories in future and stick with HP. Everyone at Hogwarts is happy and throw a big party until Umbridge comes back to life because that didn't happen no matter how much we all wish it did. Forget that last bit, everyone threw a party and lived happily ever after cos Umbridge is dead.)
A/N: Was that scene good? Good enough for me to do another one? Well ill try.
Scene: Umbridge has gone to inspect the magical fair. She walks into the hall of mirrors. All the mirrors crack as she walks past them. Children hide behind their parents.
Little boy: Mummy, why's that lady so ugly?
Umbridge: Have you ever taught your son some manners?!
Mother: Did your mother ever teach you how to lose weight?
Umbridge: This fair clearly isn't safe, all the mirrors have cracked. I expect to see action taken immediately.
Fair manager: Ok (puts Umbridge on Tunnel of Doom, she is never seen again. Everyone claps and cheers and Hogwarts is once again a nice place to be.)
A/N: That was good; I've both insulted and killed Umbridge. Now since she isn't really dead I need your help to write more scenes, songs and stuff to make her life not worth living (in other words, review). Down with Umbridge!
Misao, Demon Master, check out chappie 2 4 ur song, and everyone else make sure u read it!