Okay, we lied, about the one last time part

Disclaimers: Thank you J K Rowling for Umbridge (I guess) and thankyou Eminem for the nose thing (but I still hate the video)

A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been really busy (no, really)  oh hang on, that comes up as a square (no fair) :( But now Im back! :) Lets start with a scene in which the Toad can die.

Scene: Umbridge is practising spells. She is rubbish and can't do them to save her life. She accidentally switches bodies with Michael Jackson.

Umbridge: Oh no! I've switched bodies with Michael Jackson!

Reader: I know, now how do you die?

Umbridge: (nose falls off) My nose has fallen off! (melts because of too much plastic surgery) I've melted because of too much plastic surgery!

Me: Does that answer your question?

Michael Jackson: Oh no! I've switched bodies with that geek from Harry Potter! (has more plastic surgery so he doesn't look like a toad for the rest of his life and then melts)

The End

A/N: There, 2 for the price of 1. Now lets try some songs!

We're just telling it like it is

Umbridge looks like a toad who wants to eat a flea,

She's so thick her brain must be the size of a pea.

She probably doesn't even know how to use a knife and fork,

That's one of the reasons why she's such a dork.

She dresses like the ugly sisters in Cinderella,

If we had it our way we'd lock her in the cellar.

The world would be a much nicer place,

If she was sent off to the Bermuda Triangle in a suitcase.

Marching song with a twist

We used to sing this at Brownie camp (great, now Im thinking of chocolate brownies) but I've twisted it to fit Umbridge.

Everywhere we go,

People wanna know,

Who we hate

And why we hate them,

So we tell 'em,

We hate Umbridge!

Dorky, dorky Umbridge!

And if they cant hear us,

We shout a little louder!

(you repeat this singing louder)

Everywhere we go,

People wanna know,

Who we hate

And why we hate them,

So we tell 'em,

We hate Umbridge!

Dorky, dorky Umbridge!

And if they cant hear us,

We shout a little louder!

(you get the picture)

And finally…

Everywhere we go,

People wanna know,

Who we hate

And why we hate them,

So we tell 'em,

We hate Umbridge!

Dorky, dorky Umbridge!

And if they cant hear us,

They must be DEAF!

A/N: I haven't had chance to read my reviews so if you reviewed me a song I'll put it in the next chappie, sorry. I hope you enjoyed my update. C U soon!