Umbridge moron, dork, freak weirdo etc.

A/N:I didn't actually write this chapter, Spirits Shadow did, and isn't it great.

Disclaimers: Like I said I didn't write this , but you know wot I own and wot I don't nyway.

Note to Spirits Shadow: I'm dedicating this chapter to you because your songs are fantastic.

Jingle bells rewrite

Crashing through the snow,
In a no horse broken sleigh.
Over the hills she goes,
crashing all the way! (Bang,Bang!).

I hope that she will die,
and if shes still alive.
Ill murder her and make it look like,
it was suicide!

(I wrote this chorus though)

Jingle bells, Umbridge smells,

She deserves to die!

One day I will butcher her

And make an Umbridge pie!

(That bit was mine I hope u like it)

On top of old smokey rewrite.

On top of old smokey,
all covered in blood.
Thats where I shot Umbridge,
with my 49 stud.

I went to her funeral,
and up to her grave.
Some people through flowers,
I threw a granade.

Then 40 years later,
she rose from the dead.
I took my bazooka,
and I shot off her head.

It rolled down the highway,
and into a store,
The old cashier saw it,
an he puked on the floor!

A/N: Well I hope u liked those songs as much as I did. You can all have a Death By Chocolate desert if you review and Spirits Shadow can have double because those songs are fab!