Lunchtime(Sorry if some of you dont like my writing format,it's easier this way.)
Jimmy-So you guys wanna come to my party tomorrow?hris walks by.
Chris:Or y'all's can come to my party!
He starts making beatboxing noises-ANK-ANK-BM-BM!!
Jimmy-No dude, your parties suck.
Chris walks away sad.
Switches to Emma and her posse
Emma gets up on a table and screams:EVERYONE! Stop being happy!!Mr.Simpson has cancer!!!!
They all ignore her.
Manny-It's okay Em we all know how to deal.
Switches to Paige and her gang.
Craig:Woah Emma needs to calm down,Right babe?
Ashley pulls out a switch blade:What did I tell you!!???
Craig:That my band rocks?
Ashley-you are hopless.
Sean appears out of nowhere
Sean-YO THIS SCHOOL IS WHACK!
He pulls out a gun and starts shooting everyone.
Hazel: Beside the bullet lodged in my left lung,It was so worth the laugh!
Pretty soon everyone dies.Ellie walks in.
Ellie:What happened!?
Sean:Nothing
Ellie:Okay
They walk out of the cafeteria together.
Switches to the hospital.A Patient by the name of Sahne McKay wakes up from an insanely awesome dream.
Shane McKay-Whoa , That was some cwazy dweam!!!
Nurse with Mustache:Get back to sleep old man.
Okay,next part,soon,and way funnier.I'm just getting the story started so it mihgt not be funnyt o some of you.