10 reasons why Umbridge is a total moron

A/N: That's exactly wot ive written this chapter 10 reasons why Umbridge is a moron. I thought I'd do something a bit different, but please review me sum songs at the end of this cos ur real good at writin em and I want to put some more up. Oh and sorry bout the slow updating but I haven't realy had chance to get on the computer cos ive been in Switzerland.

Disclaimers: u no wots mine and wots not.

10 reasons why Umbridge is a complete and utter moron.

1) She looks like a fat toad

(she was probably born in a pond)

2) She tries to do a good fake cough but always gets it wrong - Ahem ahem ahem

(if you think that that's convincing you are brain damaged, Umbridge. Well it's final, you're brain damaged.)

3) She fake coughs for attention

(which is the reason why she's allergic to cough sweets, the type of attention she wants isn't the type of attention where you're offered cough sweets.)

4) She throws a paddy if she doesn't get her way

(only Umbridge hissy fits usually consist of a gruesome and sorry excuse for a smile and a ridiculously high voice which even a complete idiot can't think is genuine.)

5) Shes just plain stupid

(like when she tells everyone to put their hands up if they want to speak and then she ignores them! That's pathetic, weird, and like I said just plain stupid. Very moron like.)

6) She's so girly

(I know some people are girly but that's just going too far. Were not in Victorian times where girls have to behave like cherry pies-although no-one would get that impression of Umbridge in a million years-but whats with all those bows and frills and those horrible kittens-ugh! I love kittens like my name says but I can make an exception for those zombie-freaks)

7) She does favouritism

(no-one in their right mind would favour slytherins over gryffindors, and your not meant to have favourites in the first place if youre a teacher. Well I suppose Umbridge is mentally ill and the worst teacher the world has ever seen.)

8) She gets pointless 'educational degrees' passed

(every single one of them was pointless but banning the Quibbler? What's you're excuse for that Umbridge? Does it come alive and eat people? Well if it does I hope it eats you. We know the real stupid reason why you banned it but what are you gonna tell Luna's dad?)

9) She tried to get Dumbledore sacked

(and we all know what happened to her don't we? Serves her right for messing with Dumbledore. But if I was Dumbledore I wouldn't just have knocked her out, oh no.

She would have a toads head, although it probably wouldn't look much different, a weird bright pink plastercine blob for a body and any skin that was left would be bright green - to clash horribly with the pink. Review and tell me what you would have done.)

10) She's half-breedist

(that must be in the magical world what racism is in our world. Those centaurs were real mean to Firenze but dead smart for getting Umbridge. Ha! She finally got what she deserved!)

Bonus reason: Her voice doesn't match her appearance

(she looks like a toad with the voice of an…um… really-high-pitched-singing bird. Very weird.)

A/N:Well, that was my longest chapter yet though probably not the funniest. But still, I hope you found it interesting, though you probably prefer the songs which im waiting for you to review me (hint hint). If u like me u r great, if u like this u r fab and most of all ANY1 WHO HATES UMBRIDGE IS REALLY REALLY COOL!