Lets kill Umbridge again!
Authors note: This song is by Meow but I did the last verse cos she asked me to.
Chorus: Umbridge got run over by a centaur,
coming home from Hogwarts one fine eve,
Muggles say there's no such thing as centaurs,
but as for me and the DA, we believe!
She had drunken way, way to much butterbeer,
we all hoped and prayed that she would go,
and when she listened not to threats or pleading,
we shoved her out the door into the snow!
(chorus)
We thought at first that one of us had killed her,
but there was no sign magical attack,
but she had a couple arrows on her forehead,
and incriminating hoof marks on her back!
(chorus)
But we thought that we should destroy the corpse,
So we threw her in the lake,
The giant squid came and gobbled her up,
He said "yuck! I would rather have smelly fish and cake!"
(hope Umbridge didn't make him sick)
A/N:Here is a scene specially for Starlight Phoenix.
Scene: Umbridge has just finished her boring speech at the start of the year. She looks up and then realises that everyone has fallen asleep.
Umbridge: Why are you sleeping? Wake up! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!…(and this just keeps on going)
Everyone else: Alright, we're awake, you can shut up now!
Umbridge: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! (this still just keeps on going cos she hasn't noticed)
Random person: (walks in from outside) whats that noise? Is somebody dying?
Random person's friend: (takes off his belt and uses it to strangle Umbridge. She makes a gurgling noise while still trying to shout and starts dying) they are now (Umbridge dies) now they're dead.
Everyone: (cheers random person's friend for killing Umbridge)
A/N: Don't know where that came from, I just made it up. Well it was funny don't you think? And you got a double update.
Note to tails500: hey, that's a good idea. Lets think of sum songs…