Death to the Umbitch

A/N: I know its been a long time, but ive been glued to HP book 6 and im probably gonna read it all again when ive finished so sorry 4 being slow! Plus im kinda running out of fresh ideas so I need youre help!

Scene: the dungeons, umbridge is locking up harry's firebolt.

Umbridge: now don't let anyone near that broom, got it?

Troll: ugh?

Umbridge: don't let potter get his broom back!

Troll: (seems to notice her for the first time) ugh! Toad! Me no like toad! (and knocks off her head with his club. The Umbitch dies again)

And this was by WiNdScArBaBe, to the tune of jingle bells again

She's dashing through the snow,
Chased by centaurs
Oh she's nearly at
The main Hogwart's doors!
But though she's getting close,
Although she's nearly there,
Little does this witch realize
She's in her underwear!

My chorus

Jingle bells, Umbridge smells, and I mean she really pongs!

Not only is she missing clothes but she has no deodorant on!

This was by Meow

Umbridge is a creep
If she's in a jeep
It might as well crash
And turn her into hash.

A/N: nice one, Meow, short but sweet and so true. Jingle bells is so overused but the old ones are the best, I like that one WiNdScArBaBe. Thanx to you 2 4 givin me sum songs n every1 who reviewed can have a choc fudge sundae since its national ice cream day, or u could have caviar cos its national caviar day too but I'd rather have the sundae. Please review!

Luv T.K