We all hate Umbridge! (And Bellatrix and Wormtail)

A/N: Thank you so much guys! Especially Tails500

Disclaimers: Some my stuff, others your stuff, characters J.K Rowlings stuff.

This is by Tails500 to the tune of mary had a little lamb. It also insults bellatrix and Wormtail so im gonna think of stuff that insults them too.

Umbridge is a stupid clown,stupid clown,stupid clown, Umbridge is a stupid clown...she ain't got no brain,

Bellabitch just makes me frown, makes me frown, makes me frown, Bellabitch just makes me frown she--(Kreacher interrupts)How dare you insult my mistress! I'll kick your beeping--(Dobby and Winky drag him off stage)No! No!(A police siren is heard in the distance and a car racing off.)

Wormtail needs to go fall down, go fall down, go fall down, Wormtail needs to go fall down...in the fiery pits of hell.

And this is by TicTacTurtle to the tune of Cruella De Ville

Umbridge's Evil, Umbridge's Evil
If she doesn't scare you no other hag will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Umbridge, Oh Umbridge's Evil

The curl of her lips, the ice in her stare
All innocent students had better beware
She's like a monster waiting for her evil quill
Look out for Umbridge's Evil

At first you think Umbridge is the devil
But after time has wore away the shock
You come to realize, you've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath lily pad

This vampire toad, this inhuman frog
She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a whole-some place until
Umbridge, Oh Umbridge Evil

The so-overused jingle bells tune by Ril-0

Dashing through the snow,
After a student broke her leg
Umbridge run for her life
While Dumbledore just eats his egg!
Shes not running fast,
But the snow runs away from her as well,
The cenatours are catching up,
and unfortunatally she fell.

Stamping hooves, Stamping hooves, over the fat toads face,

The centaurs have got their revenge and put the big frog in her place!

(chorus by me, that's three different choruses I've ritten now)

Round and round the mulberry bush by Misao, Queen of Iceland

Round and round the mulberry bush,
The Umbridge chased the kneazle.
And so Umbridge the kneazle did trip,
Pop goes her head.

Another sweet little four-liner by Meow

If Umbridge died tomorrow
Few would feel sorrow.
To describe that jerk
"Ministry moron" would work.

The stuff that comes next was inspired by sassafrass and Tails500

Scene: Umbridge is in her office thinking how clever she is when she hears a noise coming from down the corridor, it is;

We are the Umbridge-destroyer squad, We're here to destroy that big,fat fraud,

Hermione: We are the coolest,

Dobby:Me too!

Hagrid: We're gonna kick that big toad's Poo...hole! We are the Umbridge-destroyer squad.

Umbridge: What's all this! And whats that? (hagrid is holding a rabid weasel)

Hagrid: Its called Cuddles and I think he likes you (cuddles is trying to bite umbridges nose. Dobby conveniently sneezes and hagrid drops Cuddles who then does bite Umbridges nose.)

Umbridge: aaagh! Get it off!

Hermione: The only method of removing a rabid weasel from one's face is by prizing apart its jaws and pulling it away once it has been successfully tranquillised by a trained professional using a…

Umbridge: I mean't in English!

Hermione: sorry, are all those big words too much for your single brain cell to cope with?

Dobby: (pulls out a shotgun) Dobby was going to use this on bellatrix but he doesn't see why he shouldn't have some target practise with you.

Kreacher; (appears from no-where) how dare you insult my mistress!

Dobby: Oh shut up! (shoots Kreacher) on no! dobby has used up all his ammunition!

Hagrid: Not to worry (sits on Umbridge and crushes her to death)

Hermione: look what I have here, it what muggles use to kill rats, its called rat poison. Now Umbridge is dead we need someone else to kill, how about slimy Wormtail, After all I do have rat poison like a I just said.

Hagrid: good idea!

( they walk away singing)

We are the Wormtail-destroyer squad, We're here to destroy that slimy, creepy rat!

A/N Will Umbridge come back? Of course she will! If she didn't we wouldn't be able to kill her again, I'm plotting a mass murder coming up. I love u 4 reviewing all your great ideas! Keep them coming! you are so fab!