She will die again
A/N: Ok so I have updated after all, cos u lot write realy funny stuffs.
This is by white pheonixis given soda, which disgusts her ack! SODA!
cheers that
Umbridge is Dead
Umbridge is dead,
Shot in the head!
Umbridge
is dead,
Thrown in the lake,
Baked into a cake!
Umbridge
is dead,
Shot in the head!
She's
Umbridge the Ministry frog!
She's really quite the hog!
She
eats flies and worms
Is lower than a germ
She's Umbridge the
ministry witch!
professor
umbridge is an ugly toad
who should've been strangled instead of
bode
unfortunately she lived on
and continued ruining lives
i
hope that one day
she'll be stabbed by a hundred knives
Crush.Summer.Pink's
HATING UMBRIDGE tune thingo
:Umbridge hit her head,
On
Finlch's bed,
And now she has no head,
Hurray for Umbridges
DEAD.:
yoyoyo! who is that walkin' into the room, oh no it's umbridge,lets shoot her, kaboom!she's the witch who everyone has got to hates, the son of a bitch who always degrades,yoyo, i was walkin' in to d.a.d.a. one afternoon, their sat the fat lard,with her crack out-- full moon! i took out my shotgun, fearing i'll be blind, i pulled the trigger, and shot her behind, there was umbridge raining everywhere, umbridge bone, brain, ass,nipple,nose and hair. the others cheered around me with loud, noisy, screams, umbridge was gone, the start of our dreams, if you wanna be cool like us twins,yes you,take out a gun and shoot umbitch too! peace!(end song)everyone: yay!
This is also by tails500, and yes u can have a cookie, a bag full of them, I like this but you write some pretty dirty stuff.
Falling
out a Window randomness
Scene: (snape has accidently drunk a
secret potion which was a prank for umbridge and turns into frank n.
furter, the coolest transvestite in the world.)
Frank:Huh, what am i doing here and where's my darling rocky?
Umbridge:Eek! Vampires!(jumps out a window)
Frank:No,I'm just a sweet transvestite!
Dobby and Winky:Cool!
Frank:I didn't like that lady whoever she was. she wasn't really grooviliscious!
Dobby: Like Ronald McDonald?(Winky slaps him)Ow!
Frank: What!
Mrs. Weasley:(appears out of nowhere)RONALD!RONALD!(falls out the window)
Ron:MUM!
Mrs. Weasley:I'm okay...(gives him a thumbs up)
Umbridge:(appears in the doorway)What are you all doing in here you plug-heads!(Mr. Weasley appears)
Mr. Weasley: PLUGS! PLUGS!MWAHAHAHA!(crashes into Umbridge and they both fall out the window)
Ron:DAD!(Mr. Weasley indicates that he is perfectly fine.)(to Frank)Your turn, lady!(shoves him out)Whe!(Frank breaks his back)
Frank:(runs away)you people are CRAZY! CRAZY!(Voldemort appears)
Voldy:NO! I AM CRAZY!I AM THE CRAZIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!CRAZY!MWAHAHAHAHA!(hits self with a brick and jumps out the window and breaks legs;still laughing hysterically)
Umbridge: Get off me, you psychopathic clown!(A clown appears and shoots her.)
All: HOORAY! THANK-YOU, MYSTERIOUS PSYCHOPATHIC CLOWN!
Clown:(sings very fast)OH, I'M A PSYCHOPATHIC CLOWN AND ALL I REALLY DO IS FROWN,I NEVER HAVE FUN,SO I'LL TAKE OUT THIS GUN AND-(shoots self)WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE!(dies)
Dobby:Oh damn, that was Ronald and I didn't get his autograph...oh well, hand me and my wife his flesh, we're starving!
Frank:(about the clown)What a guy!
Winky:(sniffs) Makes ya cry...
Victor Krum: Oon't, I did.
Frank:Lets eat his flesh!
Winky and Dobby: YAY! (the three begin to eat Ronald Mcdonald's flesh)
Ronald Weasley: My family members are spazs.(all the other Weasley's appear and jump out the window with Harry and Hermione)Oh, well...(joins them)
This is by varadrovia(everybody
is fighting and bellatrix and sirius are on top of the arch)
sirius:
Come on, you can do better then that, come on!
Bellatrix: You bet
i can! WHE! (spins wand around then throws it at sirius)
Sirius:
Ow. (they watch as her wand falls to the ground then
explodes)
Bellatrix: Uh...
Sirius: hm...
Bellatrix: eh,
heh.
Sirius: That, sucked.
Bellatrix: Yeah, oh well it was nice
knowing you cousin, kiss kiss! (pushes him off the edge, tragicly,
there is terribly gasps and my hatred and loathing for bellatrix is
born)
Sirius: (dies, then i become enraged and obviously tonks
does too)
Tonks: (people are trying to revive her, she suddenly
sits up) NNO! i didn't even know him!
Harry: NO! SHE KILLED
SIRIUS! I'M GONNA KILL HER!
Tonks: NO! I'M GONNA (hits bellatrix
with the killing curse) MUAHAHA!
Umbride: (Comes hopping through
the door covered in algea and swamp goo) Ribbit.
Tonks: What's
that thing?
Lupin: look away my love, for it is too hideous to
even look at. (Shields her eyes then he turns away)
Umbgridge:
Ribbit, killing curse is illegal, tonks, you're going to azkaban,
ribbit.
Harry: (stares then hits her with the killing curse,
everyone cheers.)
Tonks: Oh how romantic! (kisses
lupin)
Everyone: Aww!
Harry: And then they all live happily
ever after, except for the sirius dead thing which sux, the end!
A/N: Maybe I will update and maybe I wont, I don't know but hope u liked all that stuff cos I think its gr8.
BlackStar Wolf14:I will use that idea next time I update if I do, which I might, cool idea, have a cookie.
GimliBeard73:I'll put that in next time too once ive thought of something 4 da UDS to do.
