We hate Umbridge

A/N: I haven't used all ur ideas this chappie so sorry but I will nxt time. I also haven't updated 4 a while due 2 a large pile of homework and the fact that ive been ill, even tho I still haven't decided if im continuing this story or not.

Disclaimers: The song is Honda's, blah blah blah.

The Hate song about Umbridge not diesels of that advert

Here's a song for anyone
who's ever hated Umbridge…
in the key of Grrr…

Can hate be good? Can hate be great?
Can hate be good? Can hate be great?
Can hate be something we don't hate?

We'd like to know… why it is so.
That Umbridge is a jerk
And her strange toad antics
Are simply berserk.

Hate something. Change something.
Hate something, change something,
make something better-r-r-r

Ohh isn't it just bliss… when when we kill Umbridge?

Hate something. Change something.
Hate something, change something,
make something better-r-r-r…

Jingle bells again by April

Flying through the snow on a magic broomstick ride. Over the feilds we go flying side by side! The Hogwart's
bells do chime,Umbridge smells like slime, oh what fun it is to ride singing this Christmas song tonight! Hogwart's bells! Hogwart's bells! Umbridge smells like cheese! Dumbledor's got a beard and she has deformaty, Hogwart's bells! Hogwart's bells! Umbridge smells like cheese! Dumbledor's got a beard and she has deformaty!

A day or two ago I'd thought I'd take a ride and soon that ugly toad, was flying by my side. She was closing up on me I didn't know what to do, then she ran into a tree and did a splat and I took a puke!

Chorus

Random scene by Varadrovia

(Scene: a swamp, misty, lotsa trees in the swamp, lotsa green, umbridge is sitting on a lilly pad prepareded to catch flies)
Umbridge: Ribbit. (catches fly with tongue)
(out of nowhere a large snake appears)
Snake: (Stares and blinks at umbridge for a while) Wow, that's one ugly toad. (Stares some more then eats the ugly toad) Ewe, that tasted vile, oh well nasty spoiled food is better then none!

Myspleen's thing – umbridge wasn't worth a poem

There once was a toad named Umbridge...and one day she died.

Padfootbabeinblack's rocky horror meets hp

Scene: Frank has just hit Umbitch with the sonic transducer coz he thought it might be funny, and it's the only thing to do with her.(apart from kill her obviously).

So here's Umbridge's section from 'rose tint my world' out of the floor show

Oh I'm just a deformed toad
Not fit for the eye to behold
And somebody will be told
The Albus must be controlled
Now the only thing that reassures me
Is the power of the ministry.
rose-tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.

Suddenly, Space riff-raff and Magenta burst into the scene early.

Mags: God that was awful.
then riff shoots Umbitch with the laser-thing, and she's dead

Everyone: HURRAY

Gimlibeard73- erm, I can't remember anymore either so I cant really add anything, hmm, that could be a problem, oh well

Dobby: i wanna do it!
Hagrid: Lets draw straws.
Hermione:Harry said we should work together.3 of a kind.
all: birds of a feather, now and forever.Whee! lalalalala.Kidnap the Umbridge toad, lock her up real tight,throw away the key and turn off all the lights.
Herm: First we're going to set some bait, inside a nasty trap and wait, and when she comes a-sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate!
Dobby: Wait! I got a better plan to catch this big, fat,toad woman, we'll pop in a boiling pot and when she's done we'll butter her up!
all:Kidnap the Umbridge toad,throw her in the box,bury her for 90 years then see if she coughs!
Herm: Then mister oogie boogie man, can take the whole thing over, then, he'll be so pleased I do declare,That he will have to cook her rare...
all:whee

A/N: Did I or didn't I use evry1s ideas? Well sorry if I didn't but I'm losin track wiv all this copying and pasting and typing in fresh stuff. I've decided if I get sum reviews I might update a few more times, maybe more, but not this week cos il be in france! I'll bring u back sum pressies.

LinnyLoo: Of course u can! Any cookie of your choice.

Hanah: U probably aren't reading this but I do not hav the brain of a six year old, I got the highest Sats score in my primary school in year six (98 on maths, 95 science and 87lit) and the reason this is stupid is cos that's the idea, and believe it or not, sum ppl wiv a sense of humour (the rest of my reviewers) actually like it, I bet ur always miserable rnt u? I hav a stressful life and I rite this cos it makes me feel good. I don't care if u don't like it, everyone else does and im going to keep ritin it. So theres a warning 2 any1 else who wants 2 flame me, I can b nasty wen I want.

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