A mini show of hatred
A/N: felt I should put sumfin in b4 my long break so here is a mini show of hatred by Stitch, Tails500 and Unknownwarrior
Disclaimers: they wrote this, me-I'm takin a break, umbridge is all ms. Rowlings.
Stitch's festive stuffDeck the halls with Umbridge's guts! Falalalala! For tis the season to have fun! Falalalala! Follow me in merry measure... Falalalala! As we make this toad have high blood pressure! falalalala! Strike the harp and join the chorus! Falalalala! as this toad dies before us! Falalalala! Cover the eyes of merry children... Falalalala! So they don't have to see this unpleasent reserection! Falalalala! Sorry that was a little graphic.
Umbridge the minstery of magic, was a
very ugly toad!
And if you ever smelled her, it would make you
hold your nose!
All of the other students, always laughed and
called her names!
They wouldn't let the moron, join in any
Qudditch games!
Then one Hogwarts Christmas Eve Trawlney came to
say,
Umbridge I see a great downfall, then she pushed her down a
waterfall!
Then how the students loved her as they shouted out
with glee, Trawlney though your freaky, you'll go down in History!
Scene:Umbridge has decided to install an elevator in hogwarts cause she's too damn lazy to walk up all those stairs, the lazy bum-toad!
Umbridge:
Uggy-bears! What a long day! Time to go up to my office and take a
rest for a zillion-jillion hours!(The elevator inside the cage is
missing) Hey! Where'd my elevator go! I refuse to lift my lazy fat
ass to walk up all those stairs!(There are five.lol!)
she turns
around and see's Filch
Filch: Chicken nuggets are the only things
that understand me!
Umbridge:Boyfriend! What happened to the
elevator?
Filch:Dunno.Wait a minute!the elevator slowly is coming
down with intense cool music in the backround
Umbridge:That music
scares me!
Filch:Don't worry! I'm here. Nothing to worry
about!Umbridge turns around and sees Frank.
Umbridge:screams
and faints.
Frank:singsHow'd ya do, I see you've met
my...music stops This place is dumb! Let's go somewhere else!he
shoots Umbridge and Filch and everyone cheers.Let's go
guys.leaves
Harry and Ron:MY HERO!(Hermione and Ginny slap
them.)
House-elves: Huzzah!LETS DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!they
celebrate and dance over the dead bodies.
Here's
a scene:
(Umbitch is marching through the great hall about to make
an annoucement when the door bursts open.)
Umbridge: Father, what
are YOU doing here!
Umbridge's father: I came here to tell you
that you were switched at birth, which explains why the doctor
slapped my wife when she saw you.
Umbridge: Excuse me?
Umbridge's
'father': Here's your daddy! (He held out a toad)
Umbridge: WHAT!
I'M A TOAD! (all of the sudden slime fell on her)
Fred: Hey look
everybody our 'headmistress' is embracing her homeland, the
swamp!
All:Hahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahhahahahaha!
Umbridge:
But I'm the undersecretary of blah, blah, blah.
Ramdom student 1:
Oh just SHUT UP!
Ramdom student 2: Yeah who cares!
(Umbridge
stormed away)
Umbridge's 'father': I'm sorry she turned out this
way.
Umbridge's REAL father: It's all right, I was never expecting
much out of her anyways. I'm even more sorry you got stuck with
her!
A/N: Thanx guys 4 that, every1 who sent a signed review will have 2 wait cos I got them of my anon page, that's why its mini, so 2 every1 else realy realy realy realy realy sorry.
Okay, c u in a few months, maybe sooner. Bye.
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