A mini show of hatred

A/N: felt I should put sumfin in b4 my long break so here is a mini show of hatred by Stitch, Tails500 and Unknownwarrior

Disclaimers: they wrote this, me-I'm takin a break, umbridge is all ms. Rowlings.

Stitch's festive stuff

Deck the halls with Umbridge's guts! Falalalala! For tis the season to have fun! Falalalala! Follow me in merry measure... Falalalala! As we make this toad have high blood pressure! falalalala! Strike the harp and join the chorus! Falalalala! as this toad dies before us! Falalalala! Cover the eyes of merry children... Falalalala! So they don't have to see this unpleasent reserection! Falalalala! Sorry that was a little graphic.

Umbridge the minstery of magic, was a very ugly toad!
And if you ever smelled her, it would make you hold your nose!
All of the other students, always laughed and called her names!
They wouldn't let the moron, join in any Qudditch games!
Then one Hogwarts Christmas Eve Trawlney came to say,
Umbridge I see a great downfall, then she pushed her down a waterfall!
Then how the students loved her as they shouted out with glee, Trawlney though your freaky, you'll go down in History!

Tails500's rocky horror

Scene:Umbridge has decided to install an elevator in hogwarts cause she's too damn lazy to walk up all those stairs, the lazy bum-toad!

Umbridge: Uggy-bears! What a long day! Time to go up to my office and take a rest for a zillion-jillion hours!(The elevator inside the cage is missing) Hey! Where'd my elevator go! I refuse to lift my lazy fat ass to walk up all those stairs!(There are five.lol!)
she turns around and see's Filch
Filch: Chicken nuggets are the only things that understand me!
Umbridge:Boyfriend! What happened to the elevator?
Filch:Dunno.Wait a minute!the elevator slowly is coming down with intense cool music in the backround
Umbridge:That music scares me!
Filch:Don't worry! I'm here. Nothing to worry about!Umbridge turns around and sees Frank.
Umbridge:screams and faints.
Frank:singsHow'd ya do, I see you've met my...music stops This place is dumb! Let's go somewhere else!he shoots Umbridge and Filch and everyone cheers.Let's go guys.leaves
Harry and Ron:MY HERO!(Hermione and Ginny slap them.)
House-elves: Huzzah!LETS DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!they celebrate and dance over the dead bodies.

Unknown warrior's scene

Here's a scene:
(Umbitch is marching through the great hall about to make an annoucement when the door bursts open.)
Umbridge: Father, what are YOU doing here!
Umbridge's father: I came here to tell you that you were switched at birth, which explains why the doctor slapped my wife when she saw you.
Umbridge: Excuse me?
Umbridge's 'father': Here's your daddy! (He held out a toad)
Umbridge: WHAT! I'M A TOAD! (all of the sudden slime fell on her)
Fred: Hey look everybody our 'headmistress' is embracing her homeland, the swamp!
All:Hahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahhahahahaha!
Umbridge: But I'm the undersecretary of blah, blah, blah.
Ramdom student 1: Oh just SHUT UP!
Ramdom student 2: Yeah who cares!
(Umbridge stormed away)
Umbridge's 'father': I'm sorry she turned out this way.
Umbridge's REAL father: It's all right, I was never expecting much out of her anyways. I'm even more sorry you got stuck with her!

A/N: Thanx guys 4 that, every1 who sent a signed review will have 2 wait cos I got them of my anon page, that's why its mini, so 2 every1 else realy realy realy realy realy sorry.

Okay, c u in a few months, maybe sooner. Bye.

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