Umbridge the Ministry Moron
A/N: I just had to put something in for Christmas so here it is.
Disclaimers: Lyrics are mine but basically everything else isn't.
My song to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer with lyrics provided by Umbridge's half-brother Crazy Frog.
Umbridge the Ministry Moron ding ding
Had a very annoying cough di ding
And everyone who ever heard it ding ding
Though that it was very daft di ding ding
They tried to give her cough sweets bam bam
But that didn't work a bam bam ding
She refused the cough drops ding ding
And carried on coughing like a jerk di ding ding ding
All of the Hogwarks students bamba ding
Thought that she was a toad ba ding
They fed her a bomb ding ding
Hoping she would explode
She did
Bang
And that's the end of the Ministry Moron ding ding
The death of the Umbridge toad a bam ding
That bomb was worth its weight in gold! Ding ding ding bam a bam baam da ding!
A/N: others people who have so kindly reviewed me ideas, again I apologise for not including them but I will next time. (how posh did I sound then? Ugh.)
Created by 04marshallk