Summary: Can everyone escape Nurse Buffy's clutches before it's too late? Au
Rating: Rated R, for language
Pairing: Fred/Wesley
Disclaimer: We own nothing
A.N - This was based on an role play we did, below you can see the cast of characters.

Strawberry (angelnbuffyforever on neopets, lilsoccercutie55 on ffn) - Angel

Kitty - (kittybeenbad on neopets, sanityfair on ffn) - Buffy

Fred - (illyriafred on neopets, IllyriaJem on ffn) - Wesley

Mandy - (Idontknowu2 on neopets, AngelAddicted on ffn) - Anya

Tara - (alysonhannigan on neopets, Fresley4Life on ffn) - Fred

Erin - (buffygirl52789 on neopets, buffygirl52789 on ffn) - Dawn


Buffy walked down the white corridor, her heels clicking with each step she took. Her uniform was freshly crisped and smelled of starch. Buffy was the head nurse, not because she was actually more intelligent or had more education then the other nurses, but because she clawed her way to the top.

Angel opened his eyes and immediately regretted it, lights flooded into his eye sockets sending a scorching headache throughout his whole head. He then heard a beeping sound next to him. He didn't recognize where he was or remember who he was.

Dawn peered into the door of the patient's room, knocking lightly. "You're awake! We were starting to get worried," Dawn said as she entered the room and peered at the many machines Angel was hooked up to.

Angel tried to sit up but found himself unable to. "Oh my god, I can't feel my legs," he said slightly loudly.

Fred was in her own hospital room, trying to figure out what she was doing there. How did she get here? Where was here? What had HAPPENED to bring her here?

"It's okay, it's just a side effect from the crash. The doctors say that you should make a complete recovery. Now tell me, what's the last thing you remember?" Dawn asked, jotting down Angel's vitals on her clipboard.

Angel tried to think of anything or anyone but his mind was a total blank. "I don't remember anything, I'm sorry I just can't," he said defeated.

Anya walked into Angel's room. "I bet it was bunnies. It was. I know. They're all around. Here. There. It was. I know it. They said they were coming back." She kept repeating.

Angel looked over at the strange women "Who are you? I think I would remember you," he quipped.

Dawn sighed. "Anya, how did you manage to get out of your wing again? Come on, you should be in bed," she said, kindly but sternly, "I'm sorry about this, I will be right back."

Angel nodded and closed his eyes again, hoping it would stop the pounding in his head.

"Jenkins" She said ignoring Dawn. "Anya Jenkins. 3491 Marcing Street. Sunnydale, California. 58692. Anya. Noooo." Anya then pleaded when Dawn went to grab her, "We have to help him. Bunnies."

Buffy walked into the room, "Wait a second," she called stopping Dawn and Anya from leaving. "What is she doing out of her room," she asked Dawn.

Fred looked around the room for anything familiar, but found nothing. She heard no voices, so apparently she was alone. Maybe everyone forgot about her and she was going to starve to death or something.

"I don't know, but she belongs in bed," Dawn said with a sigh. None of the other nurses, including herself, liked Buffy that much.

Angel held his hands to his ears, there was too much talking and his head felt like it was going to explode.

"Bunnies" Anya said, answering Buffy. "To warn the man of the bunnies." Anya walked over to Angel. "You see them don't you?"

"All I want to see right now is the inside of my eye lids," he said pulling the pillow over his face.

"And were you going to take her there yourself?" Buffy asked Dawn with a raised eyebrow, "I think a nurse of your station should stick to the patients you can actually handle."

"Don't speak to them. The monsters...you see them. Don't speak to them." Anya started to get hysterical. "Don't speak!"

Dawn gave Buffy an icy look. "I can handle these patients perfectly fine. Now come on Miss Jenkins," Dawn said, taking Anya lightly by the elbow and leading her from the room.

Fred sat up, still not understanding what she was doing here. She hated being alone.

Buffy smirked after her, "Of course you can, so much so that you're... what is it, oh that's right, still a common nurse."

Anya gave in and let Dawn lead her out. She turned her head again toward Angel while leaving the room. "Don't speak. Don't Speak."

Angel sighed once the nurse had gone with the crazy woman. Now he could get some quietness.

"At least I didn't lie and cheat my way to the top," Dawn said, just loud enough for Buffy to hear her. She continued down the hall with Anya until she was out of Buffy's range.

"That's right, you didn't," Buffy said watching her leave. She would make sure Dawn was fired later, or worse. She then turned around and went into the room with Angel, locking the door behind her as she did.

Angel opened his eyes when he heard the door click shut. He swore that standing in front of him was an angel sent down from heaven... or so he thought.