Oh Em Gee! Sorryy i took so long to update i needed time to collect my funny jont. Okay soooooooo. We leftr of with Random Doctor, naked Manny, and Hazel.
Okay well back to Jimmy's party. Spinner is performing a rap and strippers are dancing around him.
Spinner: our homie is a playa/that is all/so why'd ya have to go and kick his/ball and chain/aint that ya name/cuz you a playa hata and that is a shame/ well chicks like Hazel aint worth too much/ so shut up girl/and let me punch...YOU IN THE FACE MCJONT!
Everyone starts cheering because they know that Spinner will kick there asses.
Craig: babe that was so lame.
Ashley: You know what I thought we could work this out, but after i saw you i...
Spinner: GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE!
Spinner punches Ashley in the face and Hazel appears with a naked Manny and Marco.
Hazel:Besides the fact that i didnt get hurt, that was so worth the laugh.
Ashley: i cant effing take this shit anymore. i have one thing to say to all of you guys before i leave this world in not peace. FUCK YOU CRAIG! OKAY YOU DUMBASS TURDFACE DOUCHE!
Ashley jumps out the window and lands on Hazel who got outside randomly.
Sean: Yo that was crazy to the.. oh shit this joke is getting whicky whicky oldddddddddddddd beechdeeeek.
Back at Jimmys house everyone is freak dancing because they are happy that Ashley is finally dead.
Everyone-W00T! DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD!
Spinner calling out the window: woah, way to be not lame for a second,Ashley
Umm because this is the last chapter of Shane's deams everyone is going to sing you a song.
(Before this parody is over, i would like to state that Spinners rap is not mine, it is the makers of Degrassi, and the parody song that the kids of degrassi are about to sing the im sure all of you have heard is NOT mine. I am no sure who made it but whoever did and\ is reading this, i jut want to say YOU ARE A COMIC GENIUS!)
Hazel: Once upon a time there was a school called degrassi and the children and attendenst were all fat and sassy-
Spinner stabs hazel with a knife. Hazel- even though spinner was a dick and didnt let me finish, that was so worth the laa- dies
Spinner: Cept for one little boy and his name was Rick, people pushed him around until he turned into a prick-
Jimmy: and took a gun took a gun, took a very big gun to DEGRASSI to haave himself a little bit of fun, then-
Paige: BANG! Shot Jimmy, then pointed it at Emma with sean in the way oh-
Sean- man i remeber that jont, that was crazy to the 5TH POWER MAXIMUM JOE HEIGHTS MOFOS
Toby-What a big delemma, but then Rick dies and everything was fine, cept-
Spinner- HOLD UP! TOBY, YOU LITTLE PRICK...since when are you in this parody.
Me- yeah! did i say you could sing this awesome song NOT written by me?
Paige- um actually yeah hun, you did.You the one who typed it!
Me-STFU!
Spinner punches her.
Paige- my brothers not gay! oh wait, yes he is.
Spinner- guys.on with the song beotches.
Craig-Cept, Babe's (ashley) kinda freakin out cuz Craig lost his mind- oh shit man, that me! ahhhh!
rips of shirt like hulk and starts bashing Jimmys house till MANNY takes craigs meds and stick em up his butt.
Emma continues for him- and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes, and Ashley refused
Manny- OH WHAT A BIG SURPRISE! Then he cried like a (sexxxxxxy) baby and went back to his hotel, freecked up the room adn stuck Joey with the bill
Dead Ashley- Then he went to a wedding and acted like a whore then he kicked Joey's ass then he cried a little more-
Spinner- bitch your dead!
Spin hit her on the head and burries her.
Libby Tibby- Hey! remeber back when Manny and JT were goin out? JT was doin good but than began to doubt that his little stack of dimes couldnt measure up to craigs-
Alex- when he saw it in the locker room between craigs legs. then in order to get him out of his romantic slump-
Darcy- some black kid gave him a magic penis pump.
Spinner takes darcy and throws her out the window, she hasnt been introduced properly by me!
Me- thanks honeybee!
Paige- um sweetie that my line!
Me- not in this story miss-sister-of-a-gay-boy!
Jay- but Manny found out and to makke matters worst, it turned out that Mr. RaddBITCH! used it first.
Manny- well, paige got raped and Marco is gay.
Marco: (giggles like a schoolGIRL) Spinner gets...BONERS! and farts all day.
Ellie- Toby is a dork and liberty is too, Snakes got cancer up the wahzoo! Seans on his own-
Me: shut up Ellie, nobody likes you! Just because your totally gorgeous doesnt mean you have to rub it in!
Emma- excuse me? what kind of language is that Ellie? Up the wahzoo? do you have no compassion for snake?
Me- hes cured, get over it honey!
Emma starts crying and runs tothe ravine to hump trees and give guys BJs (whoopsies!)
Sean- Ellie likes to cut. Alexa is a bitch and Manny is a slut!
Manny- HECK YES I AM!
Owner/Writer of the song: DEGRASSI IS MY FAVORITE THING WHEN THE THEME SONG PLAYS I ALWAYS LIKE TO SING! I HOPE THAT IT NEVER GOES OFF THE AIR, I'D EVEN MISS SPINNERS HAIR!
Owner/Writer- oh yeah, and im also not going to kill/sue Tenley for using this song!
Me- yay! i heart you and your amazing skills!
Spinner smiles and his teeth shine.
Everyone- thats all forever folks! bye bye.
They all start waving. Nice...and slow...OH AND CHEESY!
Well there you go! And the person who wrote this song- i am sorry that I do not know your name, and I Hope it is okay that I used your song, if it is not please tell me, I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you to everyone who reads this!