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Once in San Francisco, Gene and Phineas went to go see the Jelly Belly Factory.
"I like this pink one," said Gene. "Finny would you please buy it for me for a wedding gift?"
"No," said Finny. "Naturally, I don't have any money. How about you buy it for me?"
Gene felt a stab of jealousy and hatred. How dare he, he thought. Phineas, my blood brother and fiancé, try to ruin my health by not getting me a bag of jelly beans!
"Come on, pal," said Finny. "Let's just steal it." So Finny and Gene shoplifted a big bag of jelly beans. They tried to hide it under their shirts, but then they looked like Eggie, and as Finny said, that was undignified. So they just marched out the factory with it.
Brinker appeared out of nowhere, you see, he had floated all the way down to San Francisco Bay, and spotted Finny holding a huge bag of jelly beans!
"Aha!" he yelled. "Those sweet jelly beans are mine!"
Gene stared. "Your butt's too big already," he said, but Brinker ignored him and proceeded to beat up Phineas for the bag of candy.
"Owwie!" shouted Phineas. Brinker punched him in the stomach, leaving Phineas doubled over, and grabbed the candy.
"BABY!" shouted Brinker, hugging his candy.
"MY HERO!" shouted Gene, looking at Brinker. "I've been trying to show my fiancé all this time how much of a coward he was all this time! This," he said, sidling up to Brinker, "is a real man."
Phineas looked in amazement at Brinker and Gene skipping away, leaving him with the bums in the sewer. Then he started to cry.
"I'm going to kill both of them."
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