Author's note- Hey everyone! …uh… this skit was never going to have a second chapter, but it happened to get a couple more reviews than my romantic FF8 story (A Tale Of Hope and Heartache), so I decided I might as well give it a go! Probably won't be as good, but I'll try! BTW, for fans of ATOHAH, I PROMISE I'll get at least one more chapter done this weekend…Sorry, I've been busy…sweatdrop Many concerts, and more coming up…(I'm seeing Depeche Mode 13th row! 3 And b4 that I'm going to see Bauhaus!)
Funblade Anniversary Edition!
One year after the first "funblade"
(Squall is lying on his bed at Balamb. Rinoa rushes in, positively giddy)
RINOA- Squall! Guess what day it is!
SQUALL- (Groggily) mumblemumble…chartreuse…uh………Wait, huh?
R- (confused, but used to it at this point) Cha…What? Uh, what does chartreuse have to do with anything? Are you okay?
S- Seifer…Driveway…Potato salad…Temporal lobe…
R- (confused more than usual) …Is…Is this a guessing game?
S- (Giggling) No, it's just fun to confuse you!
R- But…why?
S- (Serious and cold- basically typical Squall) Whatever.
R- (Changing subjects as quick as possible) So do you know what today is?
S- No.
R- …R-Really?
S- Yes.
R- Oh, okay. I'll just leave then!
(She leaves, and Squall lays back down. Seconds later, the door opens back up.)
R- Come on you have to remember!
S- Nope.
R- sigh It was one year ago today that we first went out!
S-…and…I'm supposed to…remember?
(She kicks him in the leg)
S- scream of ungodly agony HOLY EDEN WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
R- (worried) Omygod, are you okay?
S- No…I-I think I'm bleeding! Don't you remember where I keep my gunblades? Well, it just hit me in the…uh…gunblade, if you catch my drift…
R- (bulging eyes) …oh.
S- Alright, I'm fine…just gotta…
(Squall adjusts himself and metal scraping and clunking can be heard)
S- There. Anyway. look- we went out one time in one year…I think it'd be better if you went back to Seifer.
R- (totally killed) …oh…I'm…I'm sorry…
(she turns and begins to leave)
R- Doesn't anyone love me?
(Approximately 300 Squall cosplayers, age 10 to 35 with varying levels of potbellies and stubble, appear and carry her off while she screams. Squall doesn't notice)
S- All right boys!
(As Squall dons an S&M police outfit, Zell and Seifer roll out from under the bed, respectively dressed as a sexy schoolgirl and a French maid. Squall cracks a whip)
S- You've been very bad…
(Lights dim)
Post note!- Yeah, it's short, and it's not as good, but I'm more of a romance writer and (not to brag) I had a lot to live up to…I love the original…XP Anyway, if you wanna see what I can do outside of a skit, then check out A Tale Of Hope And Heartache… I'm very proud of that one! 3 Please R&R for this and ATOHAH, especially ATOHAH cuz it only has 3 reviews and I pour my heart and soul into that story… .
BTW, HUGE FREAKING THANKS to the 8 total people that have reviewed my stories! I love you guys! Every time I get a review it totally brightens my day! Same thanks to future reviewers!