I'm taking a break from translating doujinshi. I actually felt my brain melting at two this morning.

This is a GRAPHIC roy x ed paring. Seriously, if you're not into yaoi turn back. It's also a one shot.

I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any characters in the following story.

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Standing outside, Colonel Roy Mustang felt the light rumble of thunder. Looking up he had only then realized that the sky had grown darker. It is going to rain, Mustang thought absentmindedly. I wonder if Ed is going to meet me under these conditions. Slightly jumping at the sky's louder grumbling he sheilded himself deeper under the branches of a magnificent willow. Oh, this is crazy. What am I doing here? The clock had already ticked fifteen minutes past 7pm. Late. Late. Late. Should have figured. Every second that passed made Mustang doubt himself and this meeting more. Odd, considering Roy Mustang was not one to doubt his own actions. Mr. GoGetter was about to give a mental ultamaidem to the absent date when he saw a blonde head bobbing with a long braid whipping behind.

"You are late Fullmetal." Roy stated to the breathless youth.

Edward Elric had bent forward and placed his hands on his knees to enable better breathing. The only reply to his colonel was his panting.

"I suppose we should get a move on. Are you hungry Fullmetal?"

"hmmmph," Ed managed to suss out.

The rain had let up. Roy began to lead the way. Unknown to Edward, the Colonel had already picked out a spot to eat. A little cafe hidden within the park. Weeping willows draped in the front and around the side giving way to a stone path (yet big enough for two) leading to a picturesque outside eating area with tables over looking a private pond.

"Uhhh, Colonel? Why are where here?" Ed probed. This is a little too nice for "We need to talk about work."

Colonel Mustang, knowing what was running through Ed's mind tried to deter him from knowing true intentions. "Couldn't take you to a bar, now could I?" Smooth!

They took a spot outside an inwhat seemed like hours passed. Roy had ordered a bottle of red wine along with his food and Ed had decided upon having some along side. Feeling a bit more free. where they had begun to discuss the office and plans when the topic slowly began to lift from daily workings to their own use of alchemy. An opportunity arose and Roy grabbed it.

"You know, Fullmetal I have many books on plant transmutation. You may feel free to come over and check them out." Silence from Edward.

I guess he seems sincere enough. After all how could I turn down an invitation from the most delicious man in the world? Delicious? Well, I guess. NO! He's my Colonel. It's improper to think of him like this. Improper to think of his smooth lips and jet black hair that so perfectly compliments his fair skin. Oh how smooth that skin is, I wonder how it feels...

"I also have many books about other, more unique topics. Many of which are not in the central library." As if on cue, Ed's ears perked up like an alert cat.

"THAT SOUNDS GREAT!" Ed stood, yelling. The chair dropped to the floor and he began to blush because Roy still hadn't moved from his seat. "Sir?"

Paying the bill, Roy once again began to lead the way. "Fullmetal, you're supposed to be following," he bellowed. Ed (who was still standing with his hands planted on the desk and a bright red dash steaming on his face. I've just about got him where I want him.

Ed found it was harder to keep up than expected. Why is Roy rushing? I mean, I know I wanted to leave in a hurry but it doesn't seem as if he wanted to. GOD I wish he didn't have such long legs, long sexy sexy legs. WAIT! NO! "Colonel! Wait!"

"What's the matter, Ed? Can't keep up? C'mon, PUMP those short legs of yours!"

Ed ignored the remark, it was a tough thing to do. He's letting me into his house. I can't mess this up. Did he just call my 'Ed'? No, wouldn't happen.

The quiet insued as they reached Roy's. Ed was behind him so he couldn't tell that his higher ranking officer was nervous and fumbiling with his keys. Roy entered first, seeing how it was his place. Ed looked around not especally shocked at the sight before him. Clean white walls, books actually on bookshelves, and a singular picture fram.

Roy turned on the back of his feet. Facing his smaller counterpart he simply stated, "Ed, have yourself a ball."

"Colo--"

"Call me Roy," The raven haired man stated while stepping closer to his guest. "After all we're not working.. are we?"

That smirk again. Oh how I love it. OH! He's getting closer. What do I do? What do I do? Finally the shorter man decided upon bowing his head to hide his furious blushing. Wow, these boots are getting old, maybe I should get new ones. Any thought to escape what was actually going on. Anything to draw his attention from the oh no! he's touching my face! Don't make me look at you!

"You know Ed, you are one amazing creature." Slowly bringing his face closer to the younger boy. A slight brush of his lips ontop of the blonde's was enough to make Ed moan. Roy got infinite satisfaction from this.

"You stopped," he whined. Realizing that Mustang was no longer going to make an effort Ed grabbed the taller man's collar and kissed hard. Slowly inching himself closer to his commanding officer's body. Ed tried to deepen the kiss but found it hard considering he was on his tippy-toes and Roy wasn't bending his knees. Looking around, the quick blonde alchemist spotted a couch. Pushing the elder man to the couch and then ontop of it the younger of the two found it much easier to straddle his counterpart. A tounge delved deeper.

"mmm, ok that's enough Ed," Mustang said cooly as he grabbed his countepart's wrists and flipped him so he was under himself. Taking charge! The Flame Alchemsit way! he laughed inside. Outside was a different story. Hands skillfully removed Ed's jacket and shirt. Once the bothersome articles of clothing were removed wet and sloppy kisses were trailed from bruised lips down the jaw as Roy began sucking on Ed's collarbone. Slowly lifting a hand he removed Ed's hair-tie letting his blonde locks flow free. Much better.

"MMmm," Ed gasped. Oh wow, look at that tounge go. How did he know I was sensitive there? "Oh oh!" The nipple! My nipple. By this time the blonde's erection had grown near fully and immensly painful. Sensing this the kisses continued lower. The black haired man stopping just above the button keeping black leather pants on. "hmm k..k..keep..."

"Do you like this?" Roy coyly asked. He knew he was driving Ed crazy.

In a once in a lifetime truly wonderful moment Roy undid the button and zipper with his teeth, nearly sending Ed over the edge. Was that act even possible? Now his pants and boxers were being slid down and off of him. The tall and darker man began to toy with Edward. Kissing just above the base of his penis and nibbiling on the sensitive flesh. Roy stopped until he heard Ed whimper in complaint. Spending time on the boy's balls he found them to be just the perfect size for suckiling.

"ahhh, r...r..roooooyy..." At this pace, Ed knew he wasn't going to last much longer. "That feels... gooooood."

Of course it does. Silly boy, I've been at this much longer than you. He replaced his mouth with his hand and then began teasing the head of Ed's penis.

Keep going!" I've never felt anything quite like this. It's amazing... There was sucking and biting at the expense of Ed's shaft. Loud slurping noises filled the room as Fullmetal closed his eyes tight in an effort to hold on. This feeling was so wonderful that he didn't want it to end. He wanted it to go on forever. Roy's mouth was so warm and inviting... Even still, he was only human. Grasping the thick black hairs on the Colonel's head, he felt it building up. Escalating higher and higher until he began to buck his hips "ooooohh god... I'mm... I'm..." before he could even finish his sentence he emptied himself inside of Roy's beautiful mouth. "Ahhh," he let out one last time before collapsing on the couch.

Laughing a little, Roy looked over his prize. There's just one more step until he's fully mine. Picking up the tiny boy bridal style he kissed him, letting him taste himself then shuffled him off to Roy's bed.

"Uhh, Roy... I'm not tired," Ed's confusion was cute.

With a smirk the Flame Alchemist nodded, "I know Fullmetal, it's time for me to play." With those simple words, the muscular man placed Ed on his hands and knees. Sitcking a finger in his mouth for lubrication he then placed it at the tip of Ed's anus. Slowly insterting it he heard the blonde boy gasp. Once the first was all the way in he insterted a second, and then a third. Opening his fingers in a sissor type fashion he stretched Ed until he was satisfied with the idea that he could handle the larger member. Slowly Roy positioned himself directly behind Ed and pointed the head of his peice at the entrace of his trembling partner. Little by little he pushed himself into Ed, who just bowed his head and breathed heavily. Once he was all in he gave instructions "Ed, it's all the way in. Once you feel ready move as you like."

Quaking with this unfamiliar feeling Ed just stayed there, stark silent and frozen to the bed. He felt... full. It felt... different. Surely Roy knows what he's doing and will make this feel good for me too, right? he thought. Finally mustering up some courage, the blonde moved forward a little and then pushed back. That wasn't that bad...

There's my cue. Roy thought before taking Ed's hips in one hand and a handfull of hair in the other. He slowly began to form a rhythm going inside and out of Ed. Starting gentle and then speeding up and thrusting harder and harder.

This was hitting the younger's stop. "Oh god yes, Roy!" He never knew that getting anything put inside his backside would feel so wonderful. "Ah.." Roy was showing no sign of stopping and it wasn't bothering Ed at all. It didn't bother him when Roy let go of his hair and placed it on his now, once again, fully erect penis, again. Having it clenched and tugged while he was getting sexed in the back was almost too much for him. "NNNNGGHHHH," he screamed as he released himself all over Roy's hand.

Feeling the young man writhe and squirm then let himself go was all that Roy needed to finish off. "Ed... " He thrust himself hard into his partner and felt himself be elevated by the wonderous sensation rolling through him.

They both collapsed onto the bed. Roy stayed inside of Ed as they layed there and slowly drifted off to sleep.

There you have it, my first yaoi. Read and review please. I can make collections of one shots. However, only if I get some encouragement.