I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho
On a beatiful sunny day, Keiko was taking her daily walk to Walmart. As she started crossing the street, she heard someone calling her name. She turned to see Yusuke running towards her doing the YMCA. She stopped to wait for him thinking that something was wrong. As he feel on his knees infront of her he said, " I have a very special present for you and I even colored it all by myself with my magic markers!" He took out a zip-loc bag and removed a rainbow colored rubber-band. "Will you marry me?" he read off of the back of his hand. Keiko excitedly screams, "Yes!" At this exact moment an ice cream truck came speedily through the intersection that Yusuke and Keiko were standing in the middle of. It ran over them causing them to die andfly to Spirit World.
Two hours later, they were married by Botan who had just become a priest 2 minutes before. As they left the office in Spirit World where they had been married, all the ghost sprayedFebreeze into the air. Yusuke didn't want rice because his dad had been blindedby a flying peice of riceas a child.
Meanwhile, Nahonia and Yari had walked about 10 feet from Hiei'streehouse when Hiei camerunning out ofit screaming like a little girl. " Oh my god! the refridgerator!"
Yari: " What about the refridgerator?"
Hiei:" It...It...o0 it was so scary!"
Nahonia: "ItWHAT!"
Hiei: "Well the Teletubbies just went to a commercial and I realized that I had to go to the bathroom really really bad...so I went. Then I was washing my hands when, i sensed that something was terribly wrong. I went into the living room and everything was fine then to the bedroom and that was ok too. Finally I went to..to the kitchen. When I looked inside the ...No it's too scary I can't say it!"
Yari: "It's ok tell us what happened."
Hiei: "WellI guessI can. I walked in and the kitchen was empty but the refridgerator door was OPEN!( falls to knees and starts crying hystarically T-T)
Nahonia: ( omg I can't believe he's crying!) "Are you sure it wasn't your grandpa Freddie?"
Hiei: "No( whimper whimper) I'm not stupid, everyone knows that grandpa Freddie always walks his pet gold fish named la-too-too right after teletubbies. God who do you think I am Einstein See look there he is right now and there is la-too-too right next to him! I love la-too-too he is so nice and loving and kind and caring and sharing and likeable and friendly and funny and loving and caring...( eyes glaze over and sparkles form all around him and his pink bunny suit.)
Nahonia: "So...it openned all by itself?"
Hiei: "OMG(squeel) it did it was horrible!"
Yari: "Poor hiei that must have been so terrifing you were so brave." scoots over by Nahonia and whisper " just go along with it ok"
Nahonia: "Oh yes terrifying..."(said in monotone voice)
Yari: "Hiei doesn't Care Bears come on soon? Why don't you go watch it and will go investigate the refridgerator incident."
Hiei: - "CARE BEARS! CARE BEARS!" he sang while marching back to the treehouse.
Yari & Nahonia: " To the refridgerator!" da-da-daaaa ( run to the kitchen like superman)
Thank you Hieiz Pyrokitty and Kurama Fatal Grace!