This is my second fanfic and I haven't done this in a while so be nice and comment me about what ever.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Stargate related and if I did would I really be sitting here typing this story?

PS: There may be spoilers in here I don't know just general Stargate knowledge, also has a Monty Python and the Holy Grail cross over cause who doesn't like silly Brits?

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"Siler what exactly are you planning to accomplish by smacking our walkie talkies together and whatever it is stop…NOW" Jack had, had enough after thirty minutes of consistent noise.

"I ran out of ideas sir and well it seemed good at the time," Siler looked down at the walkie talkies that had obviously be hit together one too many times, "but now I'm thinking not so much."

Jack was becoming very angry. They had gone through the Stargate like every other time, expecting it to be un-eventful. The probe had shown no activity on the planet and the Gould hadn't been there in over a generation, yet when they came through the Stargate there were problems. One they didn't walk out like all the other times, they were thrown out at least 30 feet from the gate. Upon impact they all proceeded to an unconscious state, and when he woke up, the only one left was Siler. They had tried the walkie talkies and well to sum it up, after a fall off a cliff and Siler's ingenious plan, they weren't working so well.

"Sir, what is that up ahead? Maybe they went there to check for injuries." Siler knew that that wasn't true but hey you couldn't blame a man for trying.

"I don't know lets check it out."Jack said as they walked up to what looked like ruined ruins.

"Who goes there?" When he heard the unknown voiceJack grabbed his gun and pushed Siler behind some rocks.

"General Jack O'Neill United States Air Force, who are you?" On high alert, Jack began to walk up to the ruins to see who the mystery speaker was. Being startled at first Jack was now more curious as to who this speaker was than the danger he may be putting himself in. "when did that happen" He started to think about this when the voice answered again.

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I know this is short but the time change has screwed upmy internal clock and well I am really tired right now and i can't think. If you review i will write another chapter that is longer