"I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you gentlemen to stop that, or I'm going to have to teach you all two lessons.
The agents turned toward Willy Wonka and replied, "What lessons are that, buddy?"
Wonka put on a smirk and said, "The first lessons is about how cheating will get you nowhere. The second is about the properties of the fluids of the mushrooms of the Isle of Mushrooms. You see, I did an indepth study of the mushrooms to try to create candy out of them, and sadly allthough none of them will make a real tasty treat the fluids and spores of the mushrooms have some really unique properties."
At that a couple of the agents lunged at willy Wonka, and he reponded by throwing a small bottle of them breaking on contact which covered them in a green mist.
As the agents suddenly froze saying, "I feel weird!" Willy Wonka held up his cane, as pointing out the lesson.
"That would be the effect of the spores of the Gandeium mushroom in combination with the fluid of the Pyrunium mushroom which when complete leaves the mind open to suggestion. You're a turkey now."
As the agents started flapping their arms like wings, and making gobbling noises. Two other agents were slowly creping up behind Wonka, when they suddenly slipped and fell of the catwalk getting tangled up in the ropes underneath. Willy wonka walked over and said, "I figured that would happen so I previously coated the catwalk with the fluid of the Iriganous Mushroom, which makes an amazing lubricant.
He turned to the remaining two agents and held up a certain bottle. Wonka said, "This bottle contains a very special recipe of my own. You really want to see what it does?"
The two agents stood silently, and WIlly Wonka threw the bottle, and one of the agents caught it, smirking.
Willy Wonka then said, "Oh dear. Well, I do have some more Iriganous Fluid. He quickly splashed an open bottle all over the agents causing both the agents to fall to the ground, and the other bottle to squit out of the agents hands, fall to the ground and burst covering the agents with a blue mist.
After a few seconds of Woozyness, the two agents tried to get up of the catwalk but they couldn't because their arms and legs were now two inches long.
As Willy Wonka picked up his victoms, he said, "It's sad really. I'm such a genious, yet I don't have the ingredients I need. Really, imagine trying to sell that. WONKA'S AMAZING LIMB SHRINKING POTION! Hard Sell definitly. Oh well. You'll return to normal soon enough. Just sit back and enjoy the show."
An announcer called out, "And now our final contestants, the students of Veronica Berehoney... Charlie Bucket and Violet Beauregarde!"
Everybody in the audience looked toward the stage, and Charlie and Violet began a inventive dance while the members of the orchestra tooted their fluteweeds, banged on their drum flowers, and strummed their harpgrass.