Since I'm a Writer who answer reviews (except in the last chapter and one shots) here are my responses.
The Violent Tomboy: O.o :) 8D:P O.O; , emoticons can be fun but next time... please put something else.
Cylon One: Well fortunately for you I intend on finishing it... in fact expect it to over by the end of the month. I can't work or go to school due to disabilities so I have a lot oftime on my hands, it also the reason why grammar and spelling is bad but I'll try to work on it.
Suuki-Aldrea: Will do!
A/N: This chapter isn't as long as the last chapter. I also don't know much about Robin, so she may or may not be OCC.
Chapter 2: And the Madness Begins.
The Small Island that was once Nerima has become quiet, mainly because Ranma and the others were on the Going Merry. On the ship you would think that the Straw Hats would be driven insane… you'd think that well kind of sort of. Chopper is dealing with injuries that he's never seen before on Ranma courtesy of Akane. And for some odd reason Kodachi keeps on bugging Robin for some reason. Luffy on the other hand is enjoying the show, people turning into animals, a guy who turns into a girl, an idiot who hates Ranma as a guy and loves Ranma as a girl and his sister who the opposite. It was few days after the worlds merged when t6hing got really interesting.
"You moss haired swords man! The time has come to duel!" Kuno yelled to a very confused Zoro.
Zoro just stared at the idiot then he remembered what Ranma and the others said the night the ship left.
(Flashback)
Both Kunos were out cold… again. Ranma knew it would best if the groups had a talk about them.
"I think we should you guys about those two." said Ranma.
"You mean other than that they have idea about Jusenkyo and they are both in love with Ranma?" said Nami.
"Well yeah…" said Akane.
"They are very delusional; I think that Kuno may challenge Zoro. If that go easy on him he's just a harmless idiot." said Ranma.
(End flashback)
"Fine…" said Zoro.
5 seconds later... Kuno was the ground Zoro stared at the ground.
"Ranma was right he is a harmless idiot…" he said a little confused.
Zoro brought him to Chopper, Chopper looked at the idiot.
"Finally challenged you?" said Chopper.
"Yeah…" said Zoro.
On the deck Robin read a book, however Kodachi pointed her ribbon at her.
"There is room for only one flower themed girl on ship! Time to fight!" said Kodachi.
"I think it's time for what Ranma said" thought Robin.
(Flashback)
It was right after Ranma and the others told about Kuno might want to fight Zoro.
"I also think that Kodachi might attack someone…" said Ranma.
"How can you tell?" asked Nami.
"Just feeling… if you do she's not like her brother she's more… deranged. Um… does your world have rhythmic gymnastics?" said Ranma.
All the Straw hats shook their head, Ranma ace paled and Ryoga had an evil grin on his face.
"Then you should tell them the story." said Ryoga.
"I'm not telling them the story!" yelled Ranma.
And once again they broke into a fight.
"No this again…" said Akane.
(End flashback)
She knew that Kodachi wasn't right in the head but she had no idea what rhythmic gymnastics were. She looked up at the deranged gymnasts not knowing what was going to happen.
"If you won't attack first I then I shall" said Kodachi.
She took out her ribbon and tied Robin with it. Robin Looked at her, she smiled. Hands came out of nowhere and pinned down Kodachi.
"This must be this devil fruit power they speak of!" said Kodachi.
Meanwhile Ukyo was just relaxing in her bathing suit, since for her it was break from running the restaurant. She felt like she was being watched. She turned around saw Sanji was looking at her. She began to get very angry. Then it began to rain black rose petals.
"I see that Ranma's prediction was right about Kodachi…" said Ukyo looking up.
Everyone watched the fight between the gymnast and archeologist unfold.
"Better we just ignore it!" said Ranma as if it were nothing.
"How can you be acting like this?" yelled Nami.
"Well in our town these things happen all the time like my sister getting kidnapped or Ryoga getting lost. Believe me, this is just the surface of what happens in out town." said Nabiki.
"That kind of stuff happens all the time. I do my best to make money out of it…" said Nabiki.
"Did you say money?" asked Nami.
"Let's talk in private…" said Nabiki.
Meanwhile Akane, Shampoo and Ukyo talked about Sanji.
"Cook make Shampoo angry." said Shampoo.
"I know he keeps staring!" said Ukyo.
"You almost think he's as bad as Happosai." said Akane.
"Yeah… almost." said Ukyo.
And so the three girls whispered to each other.
With the fight between Kodachi and Robin, Kodachi brought out spiked clubs while Robin blocked.
Both Ranma and Luffy watched.
"This is so cool!" said Luffy.
"That's until she brings out the powder." said Ranma.
With Nami and Nabiki they talked about… well.
"Let me guess does someone owe you money?" asked Nabiki.
"That's right Zoro." said Nami.
With Zoro who was asleep on deck, he shivered.
With Nami and Nabiki…
"That's funny, because Ranma owes me money…" said Nabiki.
With Ranma and Luffy, Ranma got a strange chill.
"What happened?" asked Luffy.
"I… don't know" said Ranma.
Back with Nabiki and Nami…
"So what else do you use him for?" asked Nabiki.
"What?" said Nami.
Nabiki took out many pics, all of Ranma in his girl form… in embarrassing poses. Well not that kind of embarrassing as in him doing poses in underwear as in well the other kind.
"I mostly sell them to Kuno." said Nabiki.
"She even greedier than I am… though I do have to admit I like her style." thought Nami looking at the pics, "How about we team up?" said Nami.
"That's what I was thinking." replied Nabiki.
Back on deck Zoro woke up as if he had a nightmare and Ranma had a sudden chill.
"What's wrong with you?" asked Usopp.
"I… don't know" said Ranma.
"Me nether." said Zoro.
Back with the fight between Robin and Kodachi brought out a metal bar that looked like a rope.
"Where does she keep getting these things?" asked Robin to herself.
Meanwhile with Sanji, Shampoo approached him.
"Shampoo want to go private with cook!" said Shampoo in sexy way.
Mousse came out of nowhere with out his glasses. She pointed the other direction and yelled at Sanji "I won't let you touch my Shampoo!"
Shampoo kicked him the back of the head, poured cold water on him turning him into a duck and tied him up s he wouldn't ruin the plan.
"You come with Shampoo?" asked Shampoo.
Sanji didn't know what to say, mainly because he was daydreaming about what might happen.
Shampoo lead him to the girl's quarter's where Akane and Ukyo was waiting. Ukyo had out her giant spatula and Akane had out a bamboo sword.
"What's going on here?" asked Sanji.
"We no like you looking at us!" said Shampoo taking her bon-bori.
All three girls glared at Sanji and he began to get scared then the beating began. Sanji screamed for dear life.
With Robin and Kodachi they stopped when they heard the scream.
"It sounded like Master Cook." said Robin.
"I think… we should stop the fight… I believe we should a truce since we are equal." said Kodachi.
Robin didn't know what to say, then again it was better then continuing the fight.
"I agree." said Robin, "We should check on Mater Cook."
And so everyone on board except for Kuno who was still out cold, Mousse who was tied up as a duck and Usopp who hid went to see what happening. They all got to the girl's quarters to find Sanji on the ground twitching and the three girls laughing nervously.
"I think we might have gone a little overboard…" said Akane.
Next Time: Due to Sanji's "accident", Ukyo and Shampoo accidentally volunteer Akane to be the temporary cook until he gets better. Now it's up to Shampoo and Ukyo to warn the Straw hats about the impending doom! They mange to tell Chopper but when they try to tell everyone else Akane happens to be there... will they survive her cooking? Meanwhile Ryoga wants to eat Akane's meal but somehow he gets lost on the ship. Will he get to eat it?