Time to for Review Response!
The Violent Tomboy: Well you have to read to find out, but I don't think I'll be getting them drunk though.
kiyone4ever: Thanks, great joke. However I don't plan to beat up Sanji anymore... however I do plan a way for Shampoo to get some morerevenge in a sense... I won't say any more than that.
Suuki-Aldrea: Well it's easy for him, actually when he first met Cologne after she offered to train him to beat Ranma he tried to he tried to leave her house but got lost and that should be way smaller than the Going Merry. I'm not going to say what happens to Luffy you have to read to find out.
Chapter 3: The Terror Known as Akane's Cooking
Ranma, Nabiki, Mousse, Ukyo and Shampoo were all in the same room. Ranma, Mousse and Nabiki looked at Ukyo and Shampoo angrily.
"It's all your fault!" screamed Ranma at Ukyo and Shampoo.
"I so Sorry" said Shampoo looking very sad.
"How were we supposed to know that was going to happen?" asked Ukyo.
(Flashback)
Chopper had just finished banging up Sanji. He explained to everyone
"The good news he'll be fine in a few days… the bad news he can't cook for the next few days." said Chopper.
Everyone looked at Akane, Ukyo and Shampoo. Most were angry others were well confused while Zoro had a look a look of "who's laughing now?"
"Sorry…" said all three girls.
"Now we don't have a cook…" said Luffy.
"You blame Akane!" said Shampoo.
"Yeah it was her idea" said Ukyo.
Akane knew that she was in trouble… but surprisingly Nami said "I have an, how about for her punishment Akane takes over."
"Sure okay." Said Akane relived.
Kuno and Ryoga were happy to eat her cooking and Kodachi felt indifferent… but Ranma, Nabiki, Mousse, Shampoo and Ukyo looked like they were going to sick.
"What's wrong?" asked Luffy noticing their faces.
Ranma looked Akane who was happy, he began to panic. "Nothing!" he said.
"Oh okay." said Luffy.
(End of Flashback)
"If memory serves, you panicked Ranma…" said Ukyo.
"You no tell Straw Hats about kitchen destroyer." said Shampoo.
"But Ranma has a point, you two could have and for the sake of everyone on this should have taken the blame." said Nabiki.
"I hate to say it… but I do you blame you Shampoo…" said Mousse.
"What can we do to fix it?" said Ukyo.
"I have an idea, why don't you two tell everyone else about the danger." said Ranma who did not want to do it for obvious reasons.
"Are you going to help?" asked Ukyo.
"No I think it's best if you do it alone I mean you're the one who practically volunteered her" said Ranma.
"I just think you don't want to encourage her wrath… right Saotome." said Nabiki.
Ranma was silent, she was right… however that didn't excuse Ukyo and Shampoo resealing an evil onto the ship.
"But I didn't do anything to Sanji…" said Ranma.
"We'll do it." said Ukyo.
"Yes…" said Shampoo.
"Oh and Nabiki, you must not tell Nami. Despite the partnership you have." said Ranma who then got a weird chill again. "Why does that keep on happening?" he thought.
"Fine but you have to do me a favor…" said Nabiki not wanting her friend/ new partner getting hurt.
Ranma gulped, he knew what was coming.
Later Ranma in girl form was on the sheep's head doing poses in different swim suits while Nabiki took pictures.
"What is Ranma doing?" said Zoro.
"You don't want to know…" said Mousse.
Meanwhile Ryoga decided to leave early for dinner, manly due to his sense of direction. He walked up to Robin who was reading a book.
"Um where's the Galley?" he asked.
She pointed in the right direction but he went the wrong way. Robin just shrugged and went to her book.
Meanwhile Ukyo and Shampoo went to tell Chopper the bad news he was grinding medicines and Sanji was in the same room still unconscious.
"Chopper we need to tell you something." said Ukyo.
"What is it?" asked Chopper.
"It about Akane's cooking…" said Shampoo.
"It… deadly." said Ukyo.
"What do you mean?" said Chopper.
Ukyo and Shampoo explained the true terror. Chopper as heard the story he wasn't sure what to say.
"This isn't a trick for to get a real punishment is it?" asked Chopper.
"No!" said Shampoo and Ukyo at the same time.
He didn't know what think that is until he smelled something, it smelled like death mixed with vegetables.
"She has started cooking…" said Ukyo in a sacred tone.
Back up in the galley Akane deiced to make curry with lots of meat because of Luffy's eating habits.
She read the cook the book the first indigent was salt… she put in sugar.
Back with Chopper, Ukyo, Shampoo and an uncurious Sanji the three that were awake were getting scared.
"We have to warn everyone!" said Ukyo.
"Reindeer, no tell. Ranma say we should tell." said Shampoo.
"Why is that?" asked chopper.
"Well it's because it's out fault… we beat up Sanji and blamed Akane. If we knew that she had to cook then ether f would have gladly taken the blame." said Ukyo.
Chopper remembered that both Ukyo and Shampoo were great cooks. "You right about that…" he said.
"You no want to know what Ranma had to do so Nabiki no tell." said Shampoo.
"Wow Ranma you are quite the swimsuit model!" yelled Usopp.
"She made her wear a swimsuit and model it." said Ukyo.
"We warn others now!" said Shampoo.
Both left and Chopper just stood there. "This is crazy" he said.
Suddenly Ryoga came into the room, "Where's the Galley?" he asked. Chopper pointing the right direction but Ryoga went to wrong way… again.
Ukyo and Shampoo came out on deck to find Ranma still in girl form in a bathing suit chasing Usopp.
"You want to yell that out again!" yelled Ranma as she was chasing Usopp.
"I guess we have to wait to tell Usopp…" said Ukyo.
"So who tell next…" said Shampoo.
"Well we already told Chopper, Zoro's asleep… I think Nami." said Ukyo.
"Good idea…" said Shampoo.
They walked up to Nami who was watching the chase, "Um… Nami we have something we need to…" said Ukyo.
Meanwhile Akane was cooking when she stopped she tried to ignore Ranma but couldn't anymore. Akane was extremely angry, she couldn't concentrate. She went out side, she threw a frying pan at him. Ukyo and Shampoo saw this face and was very scared. They knew if they said anything to Nami at that time otherwise she would turn her anger on them, normally both of them could beat her but when she harnesses her anger like she can very powerful. Before they could finish warning they walked away quietly.
"I the great captain Usopp have defeated Ranma!" said Usopp.
Akane looked at the liar with a look of confusion, and then she went back into the kitten to work on the meal.
Nami turned to where Shampoo and Ukyo were to find that they weren't there anymore "Weren't Ukyo and Shampoo right here?" asked Nami.
"I think they had to go." said Nabiki.
Meanwhile Ryoga was in the bathroom, he had no idea how to get out.
"I know the door is somewhere…" he said.
Back with Ukyo and Shampoo they hid, not knowing what to do next.
"We need to tell them…" said Ukyo.
"Shampoo no care anymore… as long as Reindeer okay he can treat everyone." said Shampoo.
"We can't give up… not yet anyways." said Ukyo.
And so they tried to warn them but… when warn Luffy he was trying to sneak into the galley, when they tried to tell Usopp, Ranma began to chase him again. When they tried to tell Zoro, Akane stopped Ranma again. When they tired to tell Robin it was dinner time. In the end no one was told expect for Chopper.
When almost everyone was in the galley Ranma, Mousse, Nabiki, Ukyo and Shampoo's faced all were pale. Akane dished out the purple dish that was foul smelling. Akane looked around and noticed two were missing.
"Where's Chopper and Ryoga?" asked Akane.
"Chopper said that he was going to eat later..." said Ukyo lying.
"And Ryoga do we really need to ask?" said Ranma.
Meanwhile with Chopper, Sanji finally woke up.
"What happened?" said Sanji.
"You were beaten up by Shampoo, Ukyo and Akane…" said Chopper.
Ryoga entered the room once again asking for directions.
"That way…" said Chopper purposely pointing in the wrong direction so that Ryoga would go in the right direction which he did.
"That was the 3rd time…" said Chopper.
Back in the galley Akane made a face… a happy face like it was her best dish ever… it gilted those who knew the deadly secrets into eating it.
"Oh man…" thought Ranma.
"It feels like I have to eat it…" thought Ukyo.
"I can't believe I'm going to do this…" thought Nabiki.
"Why Shampoo doing this?" thought Shampoo.
"Why of all times did I choose to wear my glasses now…" thought Mousse.
"Well dig in…" said Akane.
Everyone took one bite but Akane who wanted to hear what everyone thought before eating it… that was all for the poisonous meal to take, everyone was on the floor ether unconscious or hunched over in pain… well almost everyone.
"This is good Akane! Not as good as Sanji's though" said Luffy not noticing that everyone was sick.
Akane stared… "I know I put the right stuff this time…" she thought
Ryoga finally made it find everyone but Akane and Luffy sick in fact Luffy was eating everyone else's still not noticing that they were sick.
"I missed it!" he yelled.
"It was good!" said Luffy he then noticed that everyone was on the floor, "What happened" he asked.
"Just… go… get… Chopper… now!" said Ranma in pain.
"Why?" asked Luffy.
"We… were… poisoned… by… Akane's… cooking!" said Ranma still in pain.
"Ranma!" yelled Akane who took her mallet and whacked Ranma into the ground.
Next Time: With only Luffy, Akane, Ryoga and Chopper not sick and/or injured they need a temporary navigator. Luffy chooses Ryoga... has he been paying attention! Ryoga gets lost in the bathroom. Where will they end up with the eternally lost boy guiding the ship? Who knows? But it will be funny.