Time for the reposnce!
Suuki-Aldrea: No, they are not enaged to Ranma and not you. However they are from Ranma's world and you will need to watch the anime to know who they are. I think this maybe one of the funnest chapters.
Chapter 5: Debts and Engagements
When the two worlds merged two girls, about the age of 12 trained in the forest. One had ruby red hair which she wore in two buns while the other had emerald green hair and wore it in one bun. Then the earthquake struck, and the forest disappeared leaving only the ocean. They managed to drift to an island, an island that was from the world of the devil fruits not from the world of Jusenkyo where they were from. While a little confused they fought off pirates and they beat them all. Not knowing what was going on but they did know one thing, that someone must have used the World Merger. The people of the island had no idea who they were but were glad they were on their side that was a whole ago…
It was early morning on the Going Merry. Sanji went into the kitchen to find it empty.
"Luffy!" he yelled.
This woke up everyone, later everyone stared at the idiot captain.
"He ate all the food again?" said Zoro.
"Again?" said everyone from Nerima.
"He does that thing all the time." said Nami.
"So what are we going to do?" said Akane.
Nami took out a map, thought it per-merger it was still good for going to the islands that were nearby from their world.
"There's an island, there's also a town there so we can get supplies, and it's also known for its restraints and shopping." said Nami.
Ranma had a brilliant idea… he was going to go in his girl form and get free food. Well he hoped to anyways.
"Hey if it's great for shopping…" said Nabiki.
"I was thinking the same thing" said Nami.
Later they got to the dock, Ranma was preparing to change in to his girl form. When Nabiki walked up him said "Hey I need to talk to you." She said.
"What is it?" said Ranma.
"I'll tell with Nami and Zoro." Said Nabiki, "Oh and don't change to your girl side."
Ranma knew what was happening, she wanted him to carry her bags.
"Great…" said Ranma.
Meanwhile Nami also told Zoro about what was happening she wanted to ask him with Nabiki and Ranma.
Not too long later Nabiki and Nami were talking to the people who owed them.
"We need you too to carry our bags." said Nami.
"No way!" yelled both guys.
"So then that means you're going to me back?" said Nami.
Zoro was silent, which means couldn't.
"Ranma… are you going to pay me back too?" asked Nami.
"…" said Ranma.
"Or maybe I could sell the photos I took of you on the boat?" said Nabiki.
"…!" said Ranma.
"Or better yet I could get Ukyo, Shampoo and Kodachi and have a little auction." said Nabiki.
"I'll do it! I'll do it!" said Ranma.
Zoro stared at Ranma surprised.
Meanwhile the two girls were walking about the town.
"Hello Ling-Ling" said a woman to the red haired girl.
"Hello." replied the red haired girl named Ling-Ling.
"Hey Lung-Lung" said a young man the green haired girl.
"Hi" replied the green haired Lung-Lung.
Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung had gained quite a rep on the island… in fact all the towns people loved them for beating any pirates that came their way. Even though they knew there was something odd about them. What they didn't know was that they were amazons from the same village as Shampoo. In fact they are Shampoo younger sisters, well not blood sister but rather sisters in arms. They are very close to Shampoo.
"You two" said a voice.
They turned around as a crew of pirates they already defeated.
"You want another beating?" said Ling-Ling.
"No just revenge." Said the captain
All of the pirates took out pistols.
"No good!" said Lung-Lung.
"Scream?" said Ling-Ling.
"O…k" said Lung-Lung.
Both screamed, fortunately it was head by Luffy and Sanji.
Meanwhile both Ranma and Zoro waited for their debtors outside of a shop.
"So… how did she get you?" asked Ranma.
"I needed to buy two swords, didn't have the money so she lent me some. You?" said Zoro.
"Various things… mostly damages done to the dojo caused by my finances. Does she ever sell pictures of you?" asked Ranma.
"No…" said Zoro with a strange look.
"Well since you have the same problem I have I can tell she won't sell you to the highest bidder." said Ranma.
Zoro just stared at the cursed Martial artist "Nabiki… just might worse than Nami" he thought.
Meanwhile Luffy and Sanji met up to far from where they heard the screams.
"Sanji you heard them too?" asked Luffy.
"Yeah I wonder what it is?" said Sanji.
With the twin Amazons they were backed up to a wall, if they attacked the pirates then they would shoot. They did not want to die like that.
"Ling-Ling think we should scream again" said Ling-Ling.
"You right…" said Lung-Lung.
Both girls screamed again.
Both Luffy and Sanji heard this and ran to where it was coming from.
"Screaming won't do any good..." said the captain.
"That what you think" said Sanji seeing the two girls in danger.
"Who are they?" asked Ling-Ling.
"It's not nice to pick on little girls." said Luffy.
"Oh I know you… the infamous Monkey D. Luffy, attack them men." said the captain.
All the pirates went to attack Luffy and Sanji, Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung took their chance to fight, they got out their weapons, Ling-Ling took out her bamboo staff and Lung-Lung took out her pitch fork like weapon. And began to help Luffy and Sanji… which they would regret… not Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung because. While they were fighting Sanji took out a lot of pirates with on kick… and accidentally kicked Lung-Lung knocking her out.
"Oh crap…" he said.
Luffy used Gum Gum Pistol on many of the pirates but accidentally punch and knocked out Ling-Ling in the process.
"Ooops…" said Luffy.
When all the pirates including the captain were defeated Luffy went over to Ling-Ling and Sanji to Lung-Lung.
"Great we knocked them out." said Sanji.
"I hope they aren't mad…" said Luffy.
"What do you think?" said Sanji.
Both girls woke up.
"You defeat Ling-Ling?" asked Ling-Ling to Luffy.
"Um… yeah" he said.
"Luffy you idiot." said Sanji.
Ling-Ling kissed Luffy. Sanji just stared while Luffy had no idea what was going on.
"You defeat Lung-Lung?" said Lung-Lung.
"I didn't…" said Sanji who stopped strain at the kiss.
"You lie… I remember clearly" said Lung-Lung.
"Okay, I admit…" said Sanji.
Lung-Lung kissed Sanji. Both men broke the kiss and backed away.
"What's going on?" said Luffy.
"That's what I want to know!" said Sanji.
"You I love" said both Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung at the same time.
"Okay… Luffy I have an idea run!" said Sanji grabbing the idiot captain, and ran for dear life. The Twin amazons chased after them.
Meanwhile Shampoo was looking for Ranma, she thought maybe she could pay Nabiki for some time with him then she saw Luffy and Sanji ran by fast and hid behind a corner.
Shampoo walked up to them and asked "What you doing?"
"These two girls kissed us!" said Luffy.
"And now they are fallowing us…" said Sanji.
Shampoo looked around the corner and was supersede at who she saw.
"Big sister Shampoo!" said Both Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung at the same time.
"Big sister Shampoo?" whispered Sanji and Luffy as to give up their hiding place.
""What you doing here?" asked Shampoo.
"We train in woods when land turn to ocean" said Ling-Ling.
"And we wind up in town where we beat up pirates who attack." said Lung-Lung.
"But many pirates with guns who up and try to attack." said Ling-Ling.
"But two men defeat pirates and they also defeat us." said Lung-Lung.
"Two men defeat you?" asked Shampoo.
"Yes, men who defeat Ling-Ling had black hair where's a straw hat and was like rubber." said Ling-Ling.
"And man who defeat Lung-Lung is in suit and is blonde" said Lung-Lung.
"Luffy… Sanji… we need talk" said Shampoo.
Luffy reveled their hiding place and asked "What is it?"
Ling-Ling glomped him "Husband!" she said.
"Sanji, Shampoo know you there!" said Shampoo.
"Yeah, come over Sanji, they aren't angry" said Luffy.
Pulling Sanji with her rubber man powers. Lung-Lung glomped him too. "Husband" she said.
"Shampoo explain" said Shampoo.
Meanwhile with Zoro and Ranma they waited outside another store this time bags at their sides. Zoro thought about Nabiki.
"If she's this bad… I never would have thought I would be glad I owe it Nami money".
Meanwhile, with Sanji, Luffy, Shampoo, Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung. They were at a restaurant. Luffy was of course eating meat.
"Husband loves his meat!" said Ling-Ling.
"What's going on?" said Sanji.
Shampoo took out a book but it was Chinese so he couldn't read it. Shampoo the pointed to the translation. He just skimmed though the first part about if a girl beats an Amazon then he read the part about the man...
"We're engaged!" yelled Sanji.
"That's right." said Lung-Lung cuddling up right next to him.
"What is it?" asked Luffy.
"You defeat womans of Amazon tribe… tribe law say you must get married." said Shampoo.
Ling-Ling sighed "But you no from same world…" she said.
"Lung-Lung think you wrong!" said Lung-Lung.
"No, Ling-Ling right" said Shampoo.
"So World Merger was used…" said Ling-Ling.
"Yes…" said Shampoo.
"Ling-Ling know she be separated if thing gets fixed, Ling-Ling enjoy time she have." said Ling-Ling.
"What?" said Luffy.
"Ling-Ling… Luffy idiot who loves meat…" said Shampoo.
"Ling-Ling… see that" said Ling-Ling.
"Lung-Lung no believe." said Lung-Lung.
Sanji sighed, not only did he have to engaged to a 12 year old but he had to be engaged to the stubborn one. Not only that but f he tired to flirt with other girls then they'd might laugh at him.
"Big sister Shampoo, why you know them?" asked Ling-Ling.
"This world of Devil Fruits, Luffy ate Gum Gum Fruit, he volunteer to destroy World Merger along with Ranma." said Shampoo.
"Ranma here?" asked Ling-Ling.
"Yes Ranma here." said Shampoo.
"What about Akane?" asked Ling-Ling.
"She is…" said Shampoo.
"What about Spatula Girl?" asked Ling-Ling.
"Yes…" said Shampoo.
"What about who turn to alligator…" said Ling-Ling.
"Shampoo no know who you talking about" said Shampoo.
"You know, girl who uses ribbon and have scary laugh." said Ling-Ling.
"Oh her, she no turn to alligator. She has scary pet alligator. Mousse say it almost ate him once." said Shampoo.
"Mousse here too?" asked Ling-Ling.
"Yes…" said Shampoo.
"I think I need to go get supplies for the ship." said Sanji getting up.
"Lung-Lung go help." said Lung-Lung.
Sanji sighed, "Fine…" he said.
He went food shopping with Lung-Lung.
"Shampoo feel like she stuck with bill." said Shampoo.
"No worry we eat for free since we protect town from bad men" said Ling-Ling.
Not too long later Nami and Nabiki… and the people who owe them walked back to the ship. Sanji noticed them.
"Nami, Nabiki!" he said in his way. He ran over to them.
"Hi Sanji!" said Nami.
"Who's that?" asked Zoro noticed that Lung-Lung was right next to him.
"Who is she?" said Lung-Lung.
"Hey long time no see" said Ranma.
"Um… well" said Sanji trying to explain. But before he could say anything Ranma guessed "You beat her battle?"
"How did you know?" said Sanji.
"The way she's fallowing you" said Ranma who then burst in laugher.
"What's so funny?" asked Nami.
"Sanji's engaged to a 12 year old" laughed Ranma.
"How would you know about that?" yelled Sanji.
"He beat big sister Shampoo." said Lung-Lung.
"So then you are engaged to her?" asked Zoro.
"Yeah." replied Sanji.
Zoro joined in Ranma's laughter, "The idiot cook is engaged to a 12 year old! How are gong to flirt with girls if you engaged!" laughed Zoro.
Meanwhile a woman said hello to Ling-Ling, "Who's this young man?" said the woman since Ling-Ling was so close to him even though she who he was.
"This is my fiancé, I going with him." said Ling-Ling.
"Fiancé?" asked the woman.
"Yes Lung-Lung engaged too." said Ling-Ling.
"I must tell others, can you come with me?" asked the woman.
Later, as everyone was getting back onto the ship, a lot of the two groups couldn't stop laughing, though Luffy, Ling-Ling and Shampoo haven't come back yet.
"I can't believe you got engaged." said Robin.
"To a 12 year old!" laughed Zoro.
"Didn't you attack me once?" said Ukyo and Kodachi at the same time.
"Hey, Lung-Lung… where's Ling-Ling." asked Akane.
"She with her fiancé." said Lung-Lung.
"I wonder who that is." said Akane.
"Take one guess." said Sanji.
Everyone tried to think, and then the last three showed up with the entire town.
"Luffy got engaged too?" said Ranma.
"Oh Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung. We would like to thank you for the entire town for protecting us. We will always remember you…" said one of the town's people.
"We understand you want to be with you fiancés." said another.
"Quit saying that!" yelled Sanji.
"We will give many gifts for your new crew. Thank you so much." said yet another town's person.
"You welcome." said Ling-Ling.
Not too long later the ship left the dock with two more people on board.
"Sanji and Lung-Lung sitting in a tree" teased Zoro, Ranma, Ryoga, Usopp and Chopper.
"Shut up!" yelled Sanji.
"Why do I think things are going to crazier?" asked Akane.
"I don't know" said Luffy still completely oblivious to fact that he's engaged.
Next Time: Someone stealing the girl's underwear and blaming Ranma. After Nami ties Ranma to the mast the thief begins to blame Luffy. Because he's a moron who has no idea about underwear they begin to wonder who the thief is. Could it be one of the Straw Hats? Or is there a stowaway on board?
