Wow this is the most reviews I have gotten so far in between chapters. Time for the responses.
The Violent Tomboy: Yep it sure is.
kiyone4ever: There isn't an escape clause, if there was then Shampoo wouldn't be there. But I'm definitely putting that in the next chapter.
BO-nified BO-tector of hair: (Sweat drop), boy someone sure loves Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. Your right they do need be called on after they did that to Mousse.
winter knight: (blush) Thanks you sweetie (What, he's my boyfriend... we've been dating for a while)
unknown: Um... I can see you haven't read past the first chapter, the fight chapter has already occurred and besides they have no reason to fight. I won't be doing that.
Suuki-Aldrea: Yep this one is a very funny chapter the integration room scene took forever to write because I kept on cracking up when I wrote it.
Chapter 6: The Mystery of the Panty Thief.
It was quiet night, the waves were calm and everyone was asleep on the Merry Go. However a small figure made its way to the girl's cabin. He sneak in and managed to steal every single piece of women's under the girls had. Now was the tricky part… blaming someone. The thief knew who… Ranma. The thief managed to sneak in the boy's cabin. He snuck to where Ranma was sleeping and planted the evidence. Then snuck to where he his hiding spot on the ship was. The thief knew Akane would get very angry at him and not believe him. The next morning, the first person who woke was Nami. She screamed so loud it woke everyone but Ranma and Luffy. They all went to see what happened… except for Ryoga who somehow got lost on the way.
"What happened?" said Sanji.
"All of my underwear was stolen!" she said.
"All of ours." said Akane.
"Shampoo going to wake Ranma!" said Shampoo.
"Ling-Ling go wake up Luffy…" said Ling-Ling.
They went to the boy's room and Shampoo found Ranma asleep with some of the missing underwear.
"Ranma…!" screamed Shampoo.
"Ranma stole underwear?" said Ling-Ling.
Ranma and Luffy woke up to find Shampoo and Ling-Ling looking at Ranma… and that Ranma had the under wear all over him.
"What's going on?" said Ranma.
"Ranma… you steal underwear…" said Shampoo.
"What?" said Ranma.
He then noticed that he had the stolen the underwear.
"It's not what it looks like!" said Ranma.
"Rannnnma!" yelled Akane who appeared behind Shampoo.
"What's going on?" asked Luffy.
"Ranma stole the girl's under wear!" said Akane.
Luffy just stood there not understanding.
"So you know what he stole?" asked Akane.
"Nope" said Luffy.
"Luffy…" said Ling-Ling.
Akane dragged Ranma out of the room and not too long later everyone looked at him with odd looks.
"I did not do it!" yelled Ranma.
""I still can't believe you stole them!" yelled Nami.
"I didn't do it!" Ranma continued to plead his innocence.
"I would usually believe you! But this time is different!" said Akane.
The Straw Hats looked at Akane. They figured don't ask ether way they would find out.
"I say we tie him to mast!" said Nami.
"Gladly!" said Mousse, both he and Kuno had evil grins on their faces.
Later Ranma was tied to mast in his girl form as it smaller, Kuno was knocked out after he tried to save her.
"At least won't Akane launch me into the air." said Ranma.
"Why is he tied to mast again?" asked Luffy.
"Luffy…" said Nami.
The thief watched Ranma tied to mast, he knew his scapegoat was trapped, however he looked at Luffy, one thing was for certain where ever the thief was hiding he couldn't hear anything.
That night it was quiet, Ranma was still tied to the mast but asleep because if she was then she would have see the thief. It snuck into the girl's cabin and grabbed the evidence from lat time. Then he went into the boy's cabin and put some of the stuff that was stolen before and put it where Luffy slept, that thief would regret it. The next morning Nami screamed again the same thing happened again: All the guys would head to the girl's cabin Ryoga got lost.
"But how this happen this time?" asked Nami.
"Maybe Ranma escaped." said Akane.
"Ling-Ling go wake Luffy" said Ling-Ling.
Ling-Ling went to wake her oblivious fiancé and found the evidence.
"Luffy…" said Ling-Ling.
Luffy woke up "What is it Lin-Ling…" asked Luffy waking up.
Shampoo went to check on her sister, "Luffy?" asked shampoo.
"What is it?" asked Luffy.
Later at the mast, "See I told you I didn't do it! Now untie me!" said Ranma.
"Yeah, and it's Luffy." Said Akane and everyone nodded in agreement. They noticed that Shampoo and Ukyo were whispering to each other.
"What is it?" asked Nami.
"We have two suspects!" said Ukyo.
"Who are they?" asked Akane.
"Sanji…" said Shampoo.
""And Usopp." said Ukyo.
"Yeah… wait what!" yelled Sanji.
Not too long later the girl's cabin was done up like an integration room, complete with table chair and light. Sanji came in and sat in the chair.
"Where did you put the underwear?" yelled Ukyo playing the bad cop.
"I did not steal it!" yelled Sanji.
"It's okay, just yell the truth" said Shampoo playing the good.
"I was just sleeping… honest I would never steal that! It's too perverted" said Sanji.
"Newsflash Sanji! You are a pervert!" said Ukyo.
Sanji was silent, he she was right.
"I would never steal them, and I f I did I would have left Kodachi's alone. That girl…" said Sanji he began to shudder, "I wouldn't have taken Ling-Ling and…" said Sanji.
"Your fiancé?" asked Ukyo.
Sanji still didn't like the fact he was engaged to a 12 year, "Besides their underwear wasn't stolen…" said Ukyo.
"I'm innocent!" yelled Sanji.
"We believe you now, since you told us how you feel about Kodachi." said Ukyo.
"You may go now" said Shampoo.
Sanji left and the next suspect came in.
"Usopp, you're a liar…" said Ukyo still playing the bad cop.
"Tell if you stole the underwear." said Shampoo still playing the good cop.
"I didn't do it!" said Usopp telling the truth.
"Shampoo no believe you" said Shampoo.
"Um… Shampoo, I'm supposed to be the "bad cop"" whispered Ukyo.
"Oh yeah" whispered Shampoo.
"Tell us now!" said Ukyo.
Usopp began to get scared, after what they did to Sanji who wouldn't be. So he did what he did best in these situations, broke under the pressure and lied. He began to laugh like a mad.
"Yes I did it!" he said.
Both girls knew it was lie, "So you didn't take it…" said Ukyo.
Later everyone was on deck without a clue on who it is. That's when Ranma remembered something.
"Hey!" said Ranma.
"What?" asked Nami.
"Can someone please untie me, I'm innocent." said Ranma.
"Oh yeah… sorry" said Nami.
That wasn't a thing that Ranma remembered. The thing was that something happened before the merger. After he was untied he told him her theory.
"Remember what happened right before the merger… with Happosai." said Ranma.
All the Straw Hats were wondering what she was talking about but most of the people from Furinkan remembered.
"It happened like this…" said Ranma.
(Flashback)
A tiny old man jumped from building to building. He was Happosai founder of the anything goes martial arts and the universe's biggest pervert. He was sop perverted he makes Sanji look like a gentleman. Just then a barrage of the spatulas came out of nowhere.
"Happosai!" yelled Ukyo who jumped out of nowhere.
"Oh hello Ukyo nice day isn't it?" said Happosai.
He spotted a cute red haired girl in a bikini and went over to her...
"Fell for it again!" said the girl who turned out Ranma.
Akane who was nearby tossed him a kettle with hot water, he forgot to change first.
"Mommy what's that man doing in a bikini?" said a little boy.
"Just look away honey…" said the little mother.
"Well Ranma my boy…" said Happosai he took out a bucket of cold water and splashed it on Ranma. Then he glommed her chest
"Why you little!" yelled Ranma he tossed Happosai into the air.
"We better go catch him!" said Akane.
"No kidding" said Ranma.
"But… maybe you should change first…" said Akane.
Not too long later Happosai ran into the cat cafe for free food, what he didn't know that it was an ambush. Almost everyone was there excluding the Kunos and Ryoga. They punched on him after a few explosions Happosai was finally caught. He was locked into a small box where he could get out.
(End of flashback)
"… So we tossed him into the river and haven't seen him since." Ranma finishing the story.
All the straw hats stood there, they had no idea what to say.
"I know…" said Ranma knowing what they were thinking, "Well I have an idea of what to do"
Later Kuno was knocked out in the boy's cabin and Sanji was tied up. Both Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung were guarding them.
"Why am I tied here." said Sanji.
"Ranma think you might ruin plan…" said Lung-Lung.
"And Zoro agreed." said Ling-Ling.
"Of course he would agree" thought Sanji.
"Besides Lung-Lung happy to be with husband" said Lung-Lung.
On deck all the girls including Ranma were in their swimsuits, which is why Sanji was tied up. The guys hid and watched.
"I can't believe I'm doing this." said Nami.
"I know… and I have to do this all time!" said Ranma.
"We know…" said Robin.
The thief watched, he began to grow weak. He had to hide his stash where no one would find it, in fact he couldn't get it right now… he had to grope someone. That was going to be the closet person… Ranma. He came out his hiding place. Ranma screamed, in shock even though this has happened many times before.
"What is it?" asked Nami.
Ranma turned around and Happosai wearing a little pirate hat on Ranma's chest rubbing his head in between the two breasts.
"Happosai…" growled Ranma.
"This is Happosai?" asked Nami.
"Yes, time the rest of the plan!" said Ranma knowing Happosai wasn't paying attention.
Ranma punched Happosai to the ground and less than a second later the old pervert was being attack by, fists, spatulas, bon bori, a ribbon, a staff, a bunch of hands and one giant mallet.
"I think its best we don't get involved right now…" said Luffy finally getting it, everyone nodded in agreement.
After getting pounded and near death Happosai used his battery… Ranma!
"Why you!" said Ranma.
Akane poured hot water on him, he punched Happosai onto the ground the again.
"Um… Ranma" said Nami.
"What is it?" asked Ranma.
"You're still in the bathing suit…" said Akane.
"…" said Ranma.
After many embarrassing moments and pervert beatings. Happosai was all tied up… with Zoro's shirts.
"Why did have to my clothes?" asked Zoro.
"You train just as hard as Ranma and the fact that you don't change into a girl also helps" said Nabiki.
Happosai grew weaker by the moment.
"And I haven't shown them my treasure yet…" said Happosai.
Something clicked in Nami's head… treasure! She had to have his treasure, her partner however knew what it was. She knew that Happosai needed a few more good beatings but she didn't want to have Nami be embarrassed. She chose for Happosai to receive beatings after all Nami wouldn't be the only angry at him.
"We have to see his treasure first!" said Nami.
"…" said everyone from Nerima, they also knew what the treasure was but also knew Happosai need a few more good beatings.
"What is it?" asked Nami.
"Nothing…" they all said.
They united Happosai, who took them to his treasure. Nami opened the small chest excitingly but then got angry when she saw the contents were.
"You pervert!" she yelled.
She took out her staff and began to beat him. Everyone just walked away to let her get out her feelings.
Back in the guy's cabin Sanji was still tied up and the twins were wondering what was going on.
"Ling-Ling wonder if they catch him or not" said Ling-Ling.
"Lung-Lung no care" said Lung-Lung who was trying to snuggle with the tied up Sanji.
"Why me?" asked Sanji.
Next Time: The cursed ones begin to have dreams showing where the World Merger is, but that doesn't stop the insanity on board. Sanji tired to find ways out of his engagement while Happosai causes nothing but Chaos. But things get serous when the person who stole the world merger shows up and someone gets kidnapped! Who gets kidnapped? Um... I guess everyone should figure this one out.