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kiyone4ever: Okay thanks, however the part about my moving was indeed true, our old landlord died a few months ago and we had to move. Oh yeah I got Mihawk!
Chapter 8: And the Battle Begins
It was very quiet on the boat so much you could a pin drop. Which was actually heard a few times as Mousse kept on dropping a few while going though his cloak for weapons he can use. Ranma watched as the island got closer and closer.
On Liji Island Hikari had tied up Akane.
"What do you with me?" asked Akane for the sake of asking.
"Just to lure them here" said Hikari.
"They were coming here anyways." said Akane.
"Well um… I…" said Hikari trying to come with a retort.
There was an awaked silence, "I want to be the strongest in the entire universe. The most powerful and then the worlds will be mine." He said.
Akane sighed "At least you don't want to marry me" she said.
"That rubber man and cross dresser is going to get it." said Hikari.
"I doubt it Ranma pretty strong and what I heard about Luffy he's strong too." said Akane.
"Wow the way you talk it does sound like you get kidnapped a lot." said Hikari.
"Don't remind me" sighed Akane.
Meanwhile the Merry Go has finally landed and everyone has gotten off well not everyone, the Kunos were still knocked out and chances were that they would finally wake by the time the battle was over, happened all the time. But they weren't the ones.
"Hey Nabiki aren't you coming?" yelled Luffy.
"No, I don't know how to fight" said Nabiki.
"If you can't fight then why did you come?" asked Luffy.
The other Straw Hats sighed, they knew why Nabiki came she was greedy, greedier than Nami.
"You haven't noticed?" said Nami.
""Notice what?" said Luffy.
"You really haven't noticed?" said Ranma.
"Noticed what?" said Luffy.
"She and Nami have been selling pictures of me!" screamed Ranma.
"They have?" said Luffy.
"Yes they have!" yelled Ranma.
"Why do I have the feeling that this s going to go around in circles?" asked Zoro.
"Hey where's long nosed liar man?" asked Shampoo.
"Your right Usopp's not here." said Ukyo.
Nabiki gave an evil smile, she knew where Usopp was hiding.
"He hiding the Crow's Nest." she said.
"…" said everyone else.
"I think we should get him down…" said Ukyo.
"I'll do it" said Luffy, he prepared himself "Gum Gum Rocket!" and he launched himself to the Crow's Nest.
"Come on Usopp, let's go!" said Luffy.
"I'm going to watch the ship" said Usopp who was very scared.
"Don't be silly Nabiki is watching the ship" said Luffy.
"And if you stay you'll have to be my chore boy!" yelled Nabiki down below.
Usopp had a tough decision, go fight a monster or be the temporary servant for someone greedier than Nami, but there was a third option he thought about: Go to the fight then play dead.
"All right the fearless Captain Usopp will go!" yelled Usopp.
Everyone stared at him and sighed.
"He's probably going to play dead…"said Nami.
Ranma remembered something and asked Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung something "Hey, are you going to use Dance of the Great Fire Dragon and Super Phoenix against him?"
"We no use Super Phoenix any more, therapist bill get too high" said Ling-Ling.
Super Phoenix is a technique created by the Amazons to stop the Mongol invasion. It consists of building a poorly contrasted plywood phoenix, getting on top of it and has it crash down on the opponent.
"We use Dance of Great Fire Dragon though" said Lung-Lung.
Ranma sighed "Does any one have ear plugs, we need a lot." said Ranma.
"Shampoo bring some incase they use Dance of Great Fire Dragon" said Shampoo holding up a bag of ear plugs.
"Why do we need ear plugs?" asked Zoro.
Ranma sighed "You'll find out." He said.
They began to head out but Lung-Lung stopped by saying "If we no destroy world merger then Sanji marry me!"
There was an awkward silence then Sanji yelled out "What!"
"If you no marry then I kill obstacles then marry" said Lung-Lung.
She then glared at Nami and Robin.
"What!" yelled Nami.
"You obstacles, obstacles are for killing!" yelled Lung-Lung.
"And things go bad…" said Ranma.
"Okay, okay I'll do it." said Sanji.
"You make Lung-Lung happy." said Lung-Lung.
"Luffy…"said Ling-Ling.
"Yeah?" said Luffy.
"You marry Ling-Ling if fail?" asked Ling-Ling.
"Sure okay" said Luffy somehow still completely oblivious to the fact he is engaged.
"I have the feeling that he has no idea what she's talking about" said Ranma.
"No kidding" replied Zoro.
"Okay is everyone ready?" asked Luffy.
"Right!" replied everyone but Usopp.
And so they headed into the forest. After a while they came upon a hut, Akane was tied up and gagged on the outside and Hikari waiting on the outside for them.
"So you come… I guess it's time to start this party" said Hikari.
"It's a party! Oh boy" said Luffy.
"Not that kind of party Luffy." yelled everyone else.
"You really are that stupid." said Hikari.
"I am not!" yelled Luffy.
"Oh yeah what's your village's name?" said Hikari.
"Um… I think it was Gotham City" said Luffy.
"Luffy… I don't think that's right" said Nami.
"Or maybe it was Pallet Town" said Luffy.
"…that's not it ether" said Zoro.
"Oh yeah it was Nerima." said Luffy.
"That's where we are from!" yelled Ranma.
"This is pointless!" said Hikari, he then punched the ground, the ground began to shake and a large crack opened on the ground Usopp took this chance to play dead.
When the shaking stopped Ukyo gasped in horror, she saw Usopp's lifeless body covered in blood. But upon closer inspection it was ketchup.
"That's not helping" said Ukyo.
"I think I'll let the blind guy attack first just to be nice." said Hikari.
"What blind guy?" asked Luffy.
"Hey take that back!" yelled Mousse looking the other because he didn't have his glasses on.
Hikari went to him and lightly kicked him saying "Put your glasses on idiot."
Mousse put his glasses and not long later they stood face to face. Hikari explained the fight rules "you all face me one by one with the exception of the twins since they are a team. Howe3ver if you weaken me just enough then it gets to become a free for all. No one can free Akane ether."
"Is it because you're afraid what she might do to you?" asked Ranma knowing full well the extent of Akane's wrath.
Hikari was silent before he managed to tie her up she hit him with two mallets, one bamboo sword and kicked him into the air. "If you don't agree upon the rules… then I don't know what I'll do." said Hikari.
"I think its best if we go with it, who knows maybe he'll mess up, hurt Akane right before Ryoga's turn." said Ranma.
"What's suppose to mean!" yelled Ryoga.
Ranma looked at his directionally changed rival, it was a look of you know what I'm talking about. Ryoga just nodded.
And so the fight began… "Fist of the white swan!" punched Mousse, a first it looked like a cool attack then it turned out what he was attacking with.
"What the?" screamed all the Straw Hats.
"Stupid Mousse…" said Shampoo.
"That's suppose to hurt me!" screamed Hikari.
The fist of the white swan: An attack in which Mousse attack with a swan shaped kiddy potty.
Hikari punched him far away.
"Who's next!" said Hikari.
"We next!" said Ling-Ling.
And so much like with the battle between Mousse the opponents sized each other.
"Just try not to attack with potties!" said Hikari.
"Okay." said Lung-Lung.
"Dance of Great Fire Dragon!" said Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung at the same time.
"Put in ear plugs now!" said Ranma.
"Why?" asked Sanji.
"Just do it" said Shampoo.
Everyone began to put in their earplugs including Usopp somehow. Well not everyone, Luffy forgot about the ear plugs. Then Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung began their attack, music began playing. Both Hikari and Luffy began to dance and Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung took out a fire breathing Chinese New Year like dragon and began to shoot Hikari with the fire. However the straw hats were distracted by the dancing captain to pay attention.
"Luffy why are you dancing?" asked Zoro.
"I don't know my body is moving on its own" said Luffy.
"It's them music… the dace of the great fire dragon makes the potent dances while the user uses that to fight." said Ranma pointing the dragon.
"If cover ear then you won't be affected." said Shampoo.
"Thanks for the info!" said Hikari.
Hikari managed to cover his ears and kicked the dragon into oblivion also with the boom box that was in it.
"Big sister Shampoo…" said Ling-Ling.
"Sorry…" said Shampoo.
"I'm going easy on you because you're little girls this match is over." said Hikari.
"Meanie!" said Lung-Lung then kicked him the shin.
"O…k" said Hikari.
"At least I'm not dancing anymore!" said Luffy.
"I think someone… from the pirates should go next." said Hikari.
Zoro shrugged "I minds as well go." He said.
After a few minutes they prepared for battle. Zoro had his swords at hand… and mouth.
"So that's how he holds the third one" said Ranma.
Hikari had a plan, a plan that would only work if Zoro's first move was the move he was hoping for, if it wasn't then he knew he would the match, but luck was on his side. Zoro made a V-shape formation.
"Oni Giri!" shouted Zoro as he attacked. Hikari dodged the attack and began to laugh.
"What's so funny!" yelled Zoro though the sword.
"Rice Ball?" laughed Hikari.
"It means Demon Slash!" yelled Zoro.
"And Rice Ball too." said Hikari laughing.
Sanji chuckled.
"What was that curly brow?" yelled Zoro.
"It true you know" replied Sanji.
And then the fight began…
"Dart Board!" yelled Zoro.
"Moss Head!" yelled Sanji.
Hikari took this chance to attack Zoro head on while he was distracted. Zoro flew a few feet and land on Mousse.
"That was a dirty trick!" yelled Akane who somehow got the gag off.
"Oh really!" said Hikari.
He walked up to her and slapped her quite a few times.
Sanji was about yell out not only the fact that he was used like that but also that he shouldn't slap a lady but Ryoga yelled out "I'm your next opponent."
"Fine…" said Hikari.
The two stood fact to face. Ranma said "I think everyone should stand back…"
"What why?" said Luffy.
"It's going to get very dangerous right here" said Ukyo knowing what's going to happen.
Ryoga looked at Hikari "You know you should not have hit Akane like that" said Ryoga.
Ryoga began to glow. "What's happening?" asked Nami.
"Everyone get back now!" said Ranma.
"Shishi Hokodan!" Ryoga yelled.
Next Time: It's a free for all! But what's supringin is that Ranma and Luffy have been pratcing an attack in secret. What is it? What does it do? Does it involve meat?
A/N: Oooh a cliffy, anyways, I want all those fans who love One Piece to check out King of Kings. Why am I plugging it? Well I helped out on it and its winter knight's (my boyfriend's) very first fanfic. It's a Zatch Bell fanfic that is very random and contains jokes from Bo Bo Bo, Digimon and a hint of the Twilight Zone. The story is that Luffy & Sanji and Zatch & Kiyo trade places. winter knight have been very anxious for his second review (he's told me that on the phone). Please check it out.