Luffy: Hi
Ranma: Hi, you must be wondering why we are hosting this chapter.
Luffy: Emma's a little angry and can't do it.
Ranma: A little? (Points to me fighting off the casts of Merger of Cursed Worlds, Pieces of the Past and Pokemon Angels Vol 1 with my pink crutches). She's angry that Viz won't release any uncut One Piece DVDs anytime soon.
Me (Like the Hulk, the original not the cool Twisted Toyfare Theater version... I hope someone gets the joke): Emma Smash! (Hits Mina from Pokemon Angels and Zoro withpink crutches sending them flying)
Ranma: I guess we should do review response (sweat drop)
Suuki-Aldrea (Luffy): Thanks, check it out I'm in it too. Oh yeah do you have any meat?
Ranma: I don't think she has any meat...
Luffy: Oh okay on with the chapter.
Chapter 9: Combination Attack: Punch of a Thousand Fists
Ryoga looked at Hikari "You know you should not have hit Akane like that" said Ryoga.
Ryoga began to glow. "What's happening?" asked Nami.
"Everyone get back now!" said Ranma.
"Shishi Hokodan!" Ryoga yelled.
A large sphere of energy came out of Ryoga's palms and hit Hikari head-on making him fly a few feet. There was a silence until Luffy shouted "That was so cool!"
"What exactly just happened?" asked Nami.
Ranma was about to explain when a girl wearing pink and blue wire frame glasses and a lab coast with a chart and pointer came out.
"The Shishi Hokodan or, an attack in which someone uses the depression in their heart to launch an attack. Ryoga… having issues… many issues can wield it easily." said the girl pointing to the chart.
Everyone just starred at the girl except for Ranma and Akane who somehow recognized the girl. She coughed comically as she changed the chart "Ranma cheated his own version Moko Takabisha which runs on self-esteem or his case ignorance!" said the girl.
"Hey!" yelled Ranma.
"What Curious Ranma is angry?" said the girl.
"I remember you now!" yelled Ranma.
The girl ripped off the lab coat to revel a sky blue sailor fuku, she then jumped up a tree while signing "Can't catch me, can't catch me!". When she got the top she jumped onto an awaiting helicopter that flew away. Ranma couldn't help to viably twitch.
"What was that about?" asked Sanji.
Ranma screamed "I don't want to talk about it!"
"If she did to you what she did to Ranma you wouldn't want to talk about it ether." said Akane as she was being untied by Robin using her powers.
"Was it that bad?" asked Luffy.
"He hasn't told any of us yet ether, all we know that Akane's sisters also know and so does Dr. Tofu." said Ukyo.
"Maybe I should ask Nabiki when we get back to the ship." said Luffy.
"Don't ask her… I don't want to say what I did to get her not to tell!" said Ranma.
"Can we drop this…" said Akane.
"I agree…" said Hikari getting up.
"I though he was down for the count!" said Ranma.
"I'm super strong and super tough." said Hikari.
Ranma looked at him and he's seen the way he stood before. He walked up to the guy and poked him gently he began to twitch.
"That hurts!" he shouted at Ranma. Hikari looked at Ranma "How did you know about that injury?"
"Happened to me loads of times… living like I do, you'd be that like too." said Ranma.
Hikari smirked at the boy he took out an interdemensional bucket of water and splashed both himself and Ranma.
"That was dirty trick!" screamed the now female Ranma.
Hikari flew up high, "Looks like it's a free for all!" said Akane.
"How are suppose to fight him?" asked Sanji.
Happosai appeared out nowhere and said "Got any pantyhose?"
Akane kicked the pervert screaming "He's not Pantyhose Taro!"
"I think I have an idea…" said Ranma he looked at the rubber man.
"SO you think its time." said Luffy.
Everyone and I mean everyone was confused.
"What are you talking about?" asked Nami.
"Well…um…" said Ranma.
"We've been kind of training in secret" said Luffy.
The Straw Hats were shocked, mainly because Luffy wasn't one to train.
"Hell has frozen over…" said Zoro.
"Hey I thought you unconscious" said Ryoga.
"I've been thought worse" replied Zoro.
"IU think I'll you how it happened" said Ranma.
(Flashback)
Luffy couldn't sleep he was too excited about what was going on. He began to hear noises out side and decided to see what they were. He got to the deck to find Ranma training along.
"Hey Ranma! What are you doing:" said Luffy practically yelling.
"You shouldn't yell like that, Akane's been throwing stuff at me" said Ranma.
Almost as if on queue Akane opened the girl's cabin door and threw a barbell at Ranma. "Get to sleep" she said before heading back in not noticing Luffy.
Ranma rubbed his head, Luffy looked at the martial artist and asked "Can I watch?"
"Okay." said Ranma not knowing how to answer.
And so Luffy watched Ranma. Then Ranma used "The Chestnut Fist". Luffy got every excited.
"That is cool!" said Luffy.
"It's nothing." said Ranma.
"I have something that!" said Luffy.
Luffy used the Gum Gum Rapid Fire. Ranma thought about something "Hey you know we're suppose to destroy it ate the same time I have an idea… we create a combination attack from both the Chestnut Fist and Gum Gum Rapid Fire.
"Okay!" said Luffy.
And so every night… except when was sick from the toxic curry and injured they partied the attack.
(End Falshback)
All the Straw Hats stared, "Wow I guess a little of Ranma rubbed off on Luffy." said Nami.
"Hey I'm hungry! Do we have any meat?" said Luffy.
"Just a tiny bit…" said Zoro.
"This is a battle Luffy!" yelled Sanji.
"You ready Luffy?" said Ranma.
"Ready for what?" asked Luffy.
"We're going to use our secret attack on him" said Ranma.
"Oh yeah!" said Luffy.
Both stood side by side and close to Hikari.
"Gum Gum…" said Luffy.
"Chestnut Roasting…" said Ranma.
"Rapid Fire!" said Luffy.
"On an open fire!" said Ranma.
"Fist of a Thousand Punches!" yelled both.
Hikari was hit with hundreds of fists at once, he couldn't block. He collapsed.
"Free for all!" shouted Ranma.
And so everyone got in at least one hit by the end Hikari was bruised, battered, swollen, bleeding and lumpy not to mention tied up. Of course they splashed him with hot water before they tied him up. He chuckled. "I thouf abth ith titsh woluf hpmeth. Soth if hithd someehres on tiff idesnds buugded" he said though couldn't speak very well due to the injuries.
"What did he say?" said Ranma.
"I hope it was about meat" said Luffy.
"It wasn't about meat." said Nami.
"Geez, maybe we should went a little easier on him… so we can understand him" said Ukyo.
"No kidding" said Zoro.
"I canth rikes wiff mike keet" said Hikari.
"Whose Mike Keet?" asked Ryoga.
"I think I under stood him… I think he was he can write with him feet" said Akane.
They handed him a pen and paper and he wrote down what he said.
"I thought about if this happen. So I hid it somewhere on this island, buried." Read Akane.
"So all we have to do is find it! It should be easy." said Luffy.
"It figures that somehow the whole "buried treasure" stereotype would show up…" said Ranma.
Next Time: They must find the World Merger... by finding it buried. But Hikari knows where it is. Will they find it the Pirate Way or the Ranma way? (Beat the hell out of him until he tells) Hint: Which ever is easier. Also when they do find it what will happen when they destroy it? All in the final chapter of Merger of Cursed Worlds
A/N:
Luffy: Hey Ranma who was that weird Girl?
Ranma: If I don't say then Emma going to beat me up if I don't tell when she's sane again...
Me (Once again like the Hulk): Emma Smash (Smacks away Sailor Mercury, Pikachu and Miroku with pink crutches)
Ranma (sighs): That weird girl made me act like Curious George, in Curious Ranma. Okay, happy now. Read it if you want.
Luffy: Yes... oh yeah Emma is unsure whether or not she'll finish the fic why the 31st. Also the reason why she used Gum Gum Rapid fire was because she doesn't' know how to spell the original version.
Ranma: That doesn't explain why the Chestnut Fist is in English and Moko Takabisha is in Japanese...
Luffy: (shrugs)
Me: (Once again like the Hulk): Emma smash! (Knocks over Sailor Moon, Akane, Megan (Pokemon Angels), Inu-Yasha, Sanji and Brock with pink crutches)