Hi! Gonna make this one funny, so, read plz!

New ham: Hey, when do I come in?

HamtaroAngel: Soon, don't worry.

New ham: Hey, who's my lover, and who must get jealous?

HamtaroAngel: I'll tell you soon! Shut up!

New ham: Please ignore the rope-sound of the author being tied to a tree, but please read anyway!

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Prologue!

"What can we do today?" Said a bored Hamtaro from the ham-clubhouse.

"I know!" Cappy said. "Let's go to the beach!"

"But..." Everyone looked at Boss expectantly. "...Hamsters can't swim." Everyone fell-over anime-style.

Just then, Panda came in, carrying a big box. "Guess what?" He happily said.

"What?" Everyone answered.

Panda dropped the box with a thud, and hopped on top. He dug deep in the box, and came back out, wearing a black-and-white vest thingy. "It's a jacket!" He yelled. "It makes you float in water!"

Pashmina eyed it carefully. "So cute! I want one!"

"Okay!" Panda dug deeper into the box, then pulled out a pink vest thingy. He threw it to Pashmina.

Pashmina put it on, and everyone came for a look. Then they all turned to Panda.

"WE WANT ONE!" They screamed.

Panda fell off the box. Then climbed back on. He jumped in.

Stan walked over to Pashmina.

"hey, cutie, you are totally cute in that..." he said. Pashmina punched him.

Panda came back out. "Hamtaro!" he yelled, and threw Hamtaro a light-orange vest. "Bijou!" He yelled, and threw her a blue vest. "Cappy!" He threw Cappy a green vest. "Boss!" He threw Boss a green vest with a star. "Penelope!" He threw her a yellow vest. "Sandy! Stan!" He threw Sandy and Stan 2 tan-and-brown vests. "Oxnard!" He threw him a white vest with gray spots. "Dexter!" he threw him a gray vest. "Howdy!" he threw Howdy a red vest. "Maxwell!" He threw Maxy a brown vest.

"COOL!" The hams said, throwing the vests over their heads.

Panda was proud of himself. "I call them---Ham-Jackets! Now let's go to that... wait, is it a water-park, or a beach?"

"WAIT! BOTH!" Cappy yelled.

"Sorry, Cappy, but we can't do both." Hamtaro gently said.

Cappy got tears in his eyes. "B... But I want to do both! BOTH! BOTH!BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! BOTH! BOTH!BOTH!BOTH!BOTH! BOTH! BOTH!" He screamed.

Hamtaro, who now had earplugs in, said this: "Fine, We'll do... both."

"YAY!" Cappy screamed again.

"Okay! Let's go!" The hams yelled, heading out the door.

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Outside, they decided to do rock, paper scissors to see where they would go first. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" They yelled.

"Oh, darn!" Sandy said.

"Come on!" Stan said.

"Crap!" Pashmina said.

"Ookwee!" Penelope said. (Crap, also!)

"Damn it!" Howdy, Boss, Dexter, Oxnard, Panda, Cappy and Maxwell said.

Suddenly, Dexter turns into... Reporter ham!

"Now, it's all down to Bijou and Hamtaro! Who will win?" Reporter-Dexter said.

Then there was a loud: "No!" In a French accent.

"Oh... It seems Bijou has lost! So now, Hamtaro gets to pick where we go!" Bijou punched Dexter.

Hamtaro stood up to his normal size. He puffed out his chest.

"Come on!" Stan said from the audience. "...Show off."

"I know where to go!" Hamtaro said. "Let's go to—"

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HAH! Cliffie! I'm so evil! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Please review!

New ham: THAT'S IT?

HamtaroAngel: Yep, live with it!

New ham: You are so mean!

Hamtaro walks in.

Hamtaro: Who's that?

HamtaroAngel: That's---

New ham suddenly duck-tapes HamtaroAngel's mouth shut.

New ham: Surprise! Find out next time, on... 'Which Beach Is Best?'!

Hamtaro: Show off...