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Envy: so how are we gonna do this?

Me: Umm…how about a signal?

Envy: Good idea! Do you want subtle? Whispers gibberish or loud and noticeable? CAW-CAW!

People look at Envy

Me: Ummm…lets go with subtle. But lets get to this story!

Maria gasped as Lust's fingernails came at Maria. She had to think fast. She waved her hand and a wave came and knocked the homunculi away. Well for the time being. The sun was starting to rise. Maria got up and started to run away from the forest, heading back to the smasher mansion. She ran and saw somebody walk out the mansion's front door. She hid behind a tree and saw that the man had dark-jet black hair. "Mustang!" she thought. She ran out of the forest and yelled, "Mustang!" Mustang looked up and sighed with relief. "Maria! Uh I-mean- Lieutenant Lopez! What are you doing in the forest?" he said as he saluted her. Maria saluted back. Mustang looked down at the ground and gasped. "What happened?" "Me and Ed were attacked last night." "By who?" "Envy." "The homunculi? What happened?" "Envy was looking through my drawer when I woke up. He ran out the window and I followed him. I followed him into the forest when I was ambushed by Lust and Gluttony. Lust did this to me on my back. I summoned a wave and they were washed away. But I fear they will be back." Mustang looked at the cuts on her back and said, "C'mon. I am sure that Dr. Mario has some stuff for those cuts." "NO! I will not be interrogated! I refuse! I would rather die from…whatever you can catch from infected wounds." Mustang sighed. "So you'll die? But what about Ed? And your father," he asked her, "And what about me?" The last part he added very quietly. Maria blushed and said, "I am sorry. I didn't know that-" "Forget that I said anything Lieutenant. I'll see you around. I shouldn't have worried about you." He started to walk away when Maria said, "Wait! Colonel! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! You can take me to the hospital wing, I'll just lie." Mustang smiled. "Alright then. I' knew you would give in." Maria stuck out her tongue and walked inside.

Ed walked downstairs and saw Mustang. "Oh no," he thought. "What do you want Mustang? Are you hear to gloat?" "No I am not Fullmetal. I was hear to see you and Lieutenant but since no one came to greet me I was about to leave when Lieutenant showed up. Now I am going to escort her to the hospital wing." Ed looked at Maria and said, "Why?" "Got ambushed by Lust. Figure the rest out." Ed nodded. Instantly understanding. "Do you know where the hospital wing is Ed?" asked Mustang. Ed nodded and escorted the two "Lovebirds" to the hospital wing. They walked inside and Maria and Mustang sat down on the bed next to each other. A/N: Aaaawww! Anyhooo…. Dr. Mario walked in and said, "Lieutenant Lopez I didn't know you had a match today. And who is he?" "He is my superior officer. He was checking on me and Edward." Mustang and Dr. Mario shook hands. "Well what's wrong? Are you pregnant?" Maria and Mustang blushed. "No! I have a couple of cuts on my back. Can you bandage me up?" Dr. Mario nodded. Maria took off her tank and Mustang and Ed gasped. They were pretty deep. "What happened?" Dr. Mario asked. "I am not telling you," Maria replied. "You know Doctors are supposed to keep their patients secrets. You Lieutenant are no exception." Maria looked at Mustang and Ed and they nodded. "I think it's best if you explain," said Maria to Mustang. He nodded. "My name is Colonel Roy Mustang. I am also known as the Flame Alchemist. That is Lieutenant Maria Lopez. She is also known as the Ocean Alchemist. And Ed is also called the Fullmetal alchemist. We are state alchemists and therefore protect our country in times of war." "Were also called dogs of the military or dogs of the state," Maria added. "So you know alchemy. So what? What's the harm?" Dr. Mario asked. "Um me and Ed were supposed to go undercover." "Oh. Well I am done with your bandages. And don't worry Maria and Ed, your secret is safe with me." Maria and Ed nodded. And the three state alchemists walked out.

Front hall…Mustang and Maria said bye to Ed who was going to go and get something to eat. "I'd better go. The headquarters is probably a mess without me," Mustang said. Maria nodded. "I'll walk you out."

The kitchen…Ed walked in. "I swear if Mustang becomes Fuhrer I am gonna kill myself!" he muttered. He sat down roughly and ate his breakfast. "Are you ok?" Roy asked. "Ugh," Ed replied. The door opened and there walked in Maria. She was looking as happy and giddy as Ed has ever seen her. "Oh great," he muttered, "What did they do?" "Hi Ed! How was your day so far? Mine has been GREAT!" Ed sweat dropped. "Are you Lieutenant Lopez, or are you Armstrong trapped in Lopez's body?" "Of course not silly. But I can act like him if you want!" "NO!" Maria laughed and said in a whisper, "Isn't Roy just plain down hot and sexy?" Roy blushed. "Eww! NO! NO! NO!" Maria looked at Ed and said, "Are you implying that your gay?" "NO! Just never ask me if he's sexy ever again!" Maria laughed. "Ok, Fullmetal boy," she muttered. Ed looked at a picture in her back pocket and pulled it out. He opened it up and said, "Your as bad as Hughes. Why in the hell are you carrying around a picture of Elysia even though she's not your daughter?" "Isn't she so sweet? I just love that sweet little girl! I wish I had a daughter just like her!" Ed sighed, got up, and whispered into Maria's ears, "Then you and Mustang better get busy then. Or are you already pregnant with his baby?" Maria blushed darkly and punched Ed across the dining room. "Say that one more time, Ed and I SWEAR I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!" Flames formed in Maria's eyes and Ed fell to his knees. "Yes ma'am I will never say that M-" Maria punched Ed again and walked away saying, "I am gonna go and get dressed."

Me: Hoped you all like it! Sorry for no action, but I didn't feel like writing any more.

Envy: This is no party. It's an audition!

Me: For what?

Envy: American Idol? What the hell is that?

Me: O MY GOD! I WONDER IF CONSTANTINE IS HERE!

Envy: Who is that?

Me: The sexiest rocker alive! I wonder if. AH HA! I found Ed and Link. I am soo gonna fuck them up!

Envy: I wonder if we can try out? That would be fun! Ya wanna go and try?

Me: And get yelled at by Simon Cowell because I can't sing? Sure! Why not? Well ADIOS!