Disclaimer: I only own Maria. Sorry about the short ending last time…I was on a time crunch like I said. Envy: psssh. Yea right. Me: shut it palm-tree.
Maria and Ed sat on at the table in the kitchen and were talking about the process of Equivalent Exchange. "Yea, but Ed what did you and Alphonse get out of the human transmutation?" "Nothing," he replied. "Exactly. All you got was grief and pain." "But Equivalent Exchange is the law of the world!" "No its not Ed. All it is is the law of alchemy. Not the law of the world! There is no equivalency! You sacrificed your brother and your arm and leg to get what?" "A bunch of mush or whatever it was." "Exactly. Isn't the law to get something precious something else must be lost?" Ed nodded solemnly. "Well then there is no equivalency." Ed put his head on the table. "Maybe your right," he muttered. Roy, Link, and Marth walked in. Roy was very red in the face. "I can't do it," he said. "Oh yes you are," said Link. "Maria," Marth said, "Roy has something to ask you," Maria turned around. "Will you go out to dinner with me tonight," he asked. Ed started to laugh quietly. "Shut up," she said. "Um ok Roy. I guess I'll go out with you tonight. What time?" "Uhh seven?" Maria smiled and said, "Good for me."
That night…Maria put on a dress that she brought with her. "Uhh…those cuts that Lust gave you are still there…" "Yea, I know Fullmetal. And at this point I really don't care."
In the dining room…."Ok Roy," said Link, "Marth, Zelda, Samus, Peach, hopefully Ed, and I will hideout in the restaurant. If you need us say that you have to go to the bathroom." "But why do you want Ed to come?" "He knows Maria best dib shit," Zelda said. Link nodded. "And we'll leave like ten minutes before you all do." "I'll go and ask Ed if he'll come," Peach said. She walked up the stairs and knocked on the door. "Yes?" came Maria's voice. "Can I see Ed?" "Uh sure," came Ed's voice. He walked out into the hallway and Peach told him the plan.
The restaurant…Well lets just say Roy is a complete mess. Maria sighed. This tonight sucked really bad eggs. "I have to go to-to-to the bathroom!" he said and ran away. Maria raised an eyebrow and looked over at the table three tables down. A man with glasses was showing off a picture to a grumpy looking young man. "It can't be," she thought. Music started to play. Maria recognized the song as the song she first danced to with Mustang. Tears formed in her eyes. "Madame I see you don't have a partner for this dance," said a deep rich male voice, "and since I don't have one either would you dance with me?" Maria turned her head and smiled. There before her stood the man she was just thinking about. His charming smile dazzled her like it did that same night when she was sixteen. "Mustang," she said. "Its Roy tonight Maria. Were both off duty." Maria smiled and took his hand and he led her to the dance floor. Mustang put his arms around Maria's waist and Maria put her arms around his neck.
Smasher's table…."What do I say to her Link!" Roy said. Ed stared at Maria and Roy's table and saw no one was there. He looked and saw Maria and Mustang dancing. "Ed," Roy said, "What does Maria like in a guy?" "Good looks, good personality, good body, a good dancer," now he was being quite truthful and he still will be, "she doesn't like guys that are to nice. They have to be arrogant and sarcastic too." He was still being as truthful as he could get. "Oh yea," he added in, "She also likes it when a guy is kinda perverted." Roy and his friends stared at Ed. Ed shrugged and said quite loudly so Mustang could here, "Oh yes, Maria loves perverted guys. She especially loves it when a guy grabs her ass!" All of a sudden Ed's cloak caught on fire. He looked down at his cloak and started to freak out. "Who did that?" Zelda asked. Ed put his cloak out and stared at the sexy state alchemist with his arm tenderly around Maria's waist. "Say that one more time, Ed. I do not grab Maria's ass. I only did that once. And that was when she was seventeen." "You did? Man Mustang you are a pervert," Ed said. "Wanna know what I did to him?" Maria asked. Ed nodded. "I slapped him clean across the face and started to cuss him out." Ed rolled on the floor laughing. Roy glared at Mustang. "But I forgave him like the next day." Ed got up. "You're kidding?" Maria shook her head. Ed sighed and started to make a face when he saw Mustang kiss Maria. Roy's anger filled up inside him.
Me: I am gonna end it there. I still cant believe that were in jai Envy! Can you?
Envy: No. But are you really gonna be me for Halloween?
Me: yup! I have a thing for homunculi now.
Envy: Alright! Adios and farewell its time for me and tootsiepopgurl to go eat our gool!