Disclaimer: I only own Maria. Envy: this is the last chapter. NOOOO!
Maria sat on her hospital bed with Ed. A man with spiky hair and glasses walked in. "Major Lopez. Ed. Your job is done now. You're going home." Maria and Ed smiled and they both hugged the man. "OH HUGHES! I LUV YOU!" Hughes smiled and said, "Maria look at my beloved Elysia. Isn't she gorgeous?" Maria nodded enthusiastically. Ed and Maria followed Hughes out. Mustang was there and Maria ran into his arms. "I'm glad your hear," she whispered. "I am too." He muttered. And they kissed.
THE END!
Envy: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Me: yes?
Envy: WHAT KINDA OF FUCKING ENDING WAS THAT? IT WAS SOO STUPID!
Me: sorry my sexy sin. I don't feel like writing it anymore.
Envy: Oh….so will the next story deal with me?
Me: maybe…well I hope you all liked the story until next time…-waves goodbye-
-Link and Ed show up-
Envy: oh look who it is. Link and Ed. Calli? Are you ok?
Me: -boils up with anger- WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU BOTH! I FUCKIN SWEAR YOU TWO ARENT GOING ANYWHERE ANYMORE! AND IF YOU DO I WILL REPLACE YOU BOTH WITH TWO MORE HOMUNCULI! GOT IT!
-Link and Ed nod-
Envy: HAHAHA! Well like Calli said. See you next time. –Calli still can be seen chasing Ed and Link around.