Yay this is basically a situation humor/parody that I will put Eragon into just to make him uncomfortable.
Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I just love talking of things that I would do to Eragon and so I decided to put them into writing! Hope you like it! Oh and by the way I LIKE MUFFINS!
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Eragon had just walked into his room (Or at least he thought it was his room.) and sat down on his bed because some squirrels had tried to naw off his manhood because he had started to throw corn on the cob things at them.
"Lumdumdidydum Lumdumdidydum!" Arya sang in the shower so she did not notice that Eragon was in the room.
Eragon was humming a tune himself with his eyes closed at the time and did not notice that this was in fact Arya's room. (Not to bright is he!).
Arya finished her shower and got out. She was about to dry off when she happened to notice Eragon.
"Oh god!" She yelled and then fainted only to fall backward and hit her head on the counter.
Eragon saw her falling and tried to run to her rescue but he was retarded so his leg caught on the mat and he fell on top of her but at the same time he hit his head on the counter as well. Spiderman saw this and swung on his web through the window to help them. He used his wizard powers that Voldemort had given him to heal Eragons head for it had split open and it was bleeding everywhere.
Eragon sat up after this horrible ordeal and yelled his head off.
"DEMON MONKEYS!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
He had by some miracle noticed that he was on top of Arya (Fortunately she had at least gotten a towel on before she had noticed Eragon.) and he by another gift from heaven remembered that he loved her.
He was debating what he should do when he heard a voice on his shoulder.
"Hurry! Take advantage of her before she wakes up from her coma and decides to kill you!" Said a little red cow that was eating a hamburger and fries from Johnny Rockets a very popular restaurant.
He heard another voice on his right shoulder. "No! Taking advantage of a woman in a coma, that's inhuman!" Said a duck who had just been at Mc Donald's and had ordered a big kids meal.
"I can't decide what to do!" Eragon whined.
"Take advantage of her!" yelled the red cow.
"No you should try to help her!" Quacked the duck.
For the first time in his life realization dawned on Eragon.
"Wait a sec! Aren't you guys supposed to be an angle and the devil?" Eragon asked the only coherent question that he had ever asked in his life.
"Quick he's onto us!" Yelled the cow.
"Hurry! To the mother ship!" Quacked the duck as they took off their apparent costumes and took off in a miniature space ship.
After much debating with himself, which I am amazed that he could do, he decided to dress Arya and put her on her bed.
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2,000 years later
"Hey Where'd every body go?" Said Arya.
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Hope you liked it! I'll do more chapters if you want and maybe I'll do more just on whim. Any who, Review! Also don't flame me but you can tell me if you don't want me to keep this on the site. YAYYYY! I LOVE MUFFINS! Do You?