A/N: Oo This is a product of an...interesting...chat I had with Lolly (a.k.a.: Generosa). This involves Lolly's mind, where four of her ERIK's live, each based upon one of the four major Phandoms. The Movie, The Musical, Phantom and the Original Novel. Specialty!Erik is property of Generosa, and was created for me, until the other ERIK's decided that there just wasn't enough space for five ERIK's in Lolly's mind. His bones can still be found being chewed upon by Lolly's pet Kraken. XD
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It's just a regular evening. Or as regular as one can get for Tracy. As she scratched away at the intensely evil English paper (-killkillstabstab-) Gerry!Erik and Crawford!Erik enjoyed some time at the warm tropical climates of Lolly's mind (Lolly's mind is always warm and tropical), as Leroux and Kay!Erik lounged languidly in the not so recessed, recesses of Lolly's mind. Finishing it with a grin, she looked up.
"Anyone want to check this," she asks hopefully.
"I'll do it," Lolly says sighing, taking the paper from Tracy. "God your spelling is awful," she said, cringing.
Kay!Erik snickers from his chair.
Lolly sends him a look. "Your not one to talk. You're handwriting is atrocious."
"I like his writing. The red ink is hot," Tracy says smiling.
Kay!Erik just looks at her.
"Anyway its not your fault," Tracy continues. "You didn't go to school and learn how to write in those incredibly large lines."
Kay!Erik raises his eyebrows.
"Childhood is overrated and under appreciated," Lolly puts in, while continuing proof reading.
"Hear, Hear," Kay!Erik agrees.
Tracy turns to Kay!Erik. "You just think that because you never had a childhood."
"So?" Kay!Erik responds.
"I think you need to go back and revisit your inner child. Go to the playground!" Tracy says enthusiastically.
"……………….…No."
"It's fun!" Tracy says. "You can swing on the swings, and go down slides…..and scare little kids. Or you know we could just have sex. We were leading up to that yesterday."
Kay!Erik stares at her. "No we were NOT. You were discussing your homicidal fantasies about a man who could be your father."
Tracy shakes her head in denial. "No, YOU were going to take advantage of me. We were discussing your fantasies."
Kay!Erik smirks. "You wish. We were discussing my necrophilia. My non-existent necrophilia. My lack of desire to bed anything that isn't my sweet Christine."
Leroux!Erik and Kay!Erik sigh together. "Oh, Christine!"
"Yea, well she doesn't want you, and I kind of look like her." Tracy says hopefully. "I'm sure if you used enough opium you wouldn't be able to tell the difference."
Kay!Erik's eye twitches. "My drug habits are none of your business."
"We could make them my business. I think your using way too much by the way. You're going to ruin the phan girls allusions that your immortal if you keep using it."
"I do NOT use too much," Kay!Erik says indignantly. "The point of being immortal is that I can use it as much as I want. I want to spend as little sober time in the universe as possible."
Tracy shrugs. "It's still not good for you."
"Screw good for me."
Tracy continues as if she didn't hear. "And if you didn't want to spend time on earth you could just commit suicide."
"I'm not eager to embrace hell," Kay!Erik says scathingly.
"I think your already going there."
"All the more reason to stay alive," Kay!Erik counters.
Tracy sighs and continues. "Do you see any of the other Erik's using it?"
Leroux!Erik looks up. "I need it. Badly."
"Leroux!Erik you are not using opium!" Tracy shouts. "Only Kay!Erik uses it!"
Leroux!Erik shrugs. "I never said I used it. But I'm more of a nutcase than him." He pouts to a semi-innocent looking Kay!Erik.
Tracy nods. "Yes I agree. You are defiantly creepier. But I still love you!" She runs over and hugs Leroux!Erik.
Leroux!Erik twitches. "Release me, wench!"
Tracy hugs him tighter. "What all of you Erik's need is love! It would solve all of your problems!"
"I don't want your love. I want Christine's," Leroux!Erik says dejectedly.
On cue… "Oh, Christine!"
Tracy finally lets go of Leroux!Erik. "GET IT IN YOUR THICK SKULLS! SHE LEFT YOU FOR A FOP! GET OVER HER!"
Kay!Erik chooses to ignore this comment from his position reading over Lolly's shoulder. "You grammar is appalling."
"Do I care?" Tracy asks annoyed.
"You should." Leroux!Erik says. "I only date girls with good grammar."
"And a tight ass…" Lolly says with a sly grin.
Leroux!Erik twitches.
Tracy shrugs. "Well there are four other Erik's."
Kay!Erik shakes his head. "Leave me out."
Tracy shakes her head. "Sorry. I can't. You're an Erik." She ponders for a moment. "And my favorite, I might add." She hugs Kay!Erik.
"Back off BEEEEEEEETCH!" Kay!Erik says, struggling against her.
Tracy just hugs him tighter. "You know I'd release you quicker if you hugged me back."
"I would never lower myself," Kay!Erik says continuing to struggle.
"Where is Specialty!Erik?" Tracy says looking around curiously, but still maintaining a tight grip on Kay!Erik.
Lolly looks up. "The other Erik's killed him. They didn't like him sharing their space."
Tracy looks shocked. "He can't be killed! All the Erik's are immortal!"
Lolly nods. "True. All the original Erik's are. But he's not an original, is he?"
"Yes he is! He's your original!"
"I don't want him. You can resurrect him using his defiled bones." Lolly continues proof reading.
"But I want him!" Tracy pouts. "Bring him back! Who's going to make out with me?" She perks up looking at Kay!Erik. "I guess you'll have to do…" Happily she starts making out with Kay!Erik.
Kay!Erik shoves Tracy off and runs far, far away, joining Crawford!Erik and Gerard!Erik in Lolly's mental tropics.
Tracy seems in a trance for a moment, before she comes to herself and remembers where she is. "See this is what I need Specialty!Erik for!"
Lolly just looks at her. "Apparently."
"If you don't bring him back I guess I'll have to drug Kay!Erik and use him for my perverted pleasures." At this thought Tracy perks up again.
Lolly shakes her head. "You can't drug Kay!Erik. He's too smart."
Tracy pouts… again. "Fine…Please Bring Specialty!Erik back! I miss him!" She begs.
"No."
"Why?" Tracy asks sadly, giving Lolly a puppy dogface.
Lolly sighs. "Because he's just one more Erik that will run rampant in my brain."
"So? Is that a bad thing?" Tracy whines.
"You have no idea," Lolly replies smirking.
"Fine," Tracy says disappearing and showing up in the tropics of Lolly's mind naked. She smiles at the Erik's longing in beach chairs. Leroux!Erik and Kay!Erik are wearing opera dress, and Crawford!Erik is wearing the Red Death costume from the musical, for some odd reason(Lolly: I think his outfit from the musical is much better). However Gerard!Erik is wearing black silk boxers. "This is a nude beach right?" She asks happily.
Lolly shields her eyes. "EWWWWWWWWWWW! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is MY mental tropic!"
Tracy shrugs. "Well I'm visiting." She turns back to the Erik's. "So anyone want to go skinny dipping?"
The Erik's stare at her.
Kay!Erik twitches.
"I won't even ask if you're kidding…" Crawford!Erik says looking away disgusted.
"I prefer my black silk boxers, thank you," Gerard!Erik replies.
Tracy looks at him hungrily. "Those are hot. You can wear them if you want."
"You shouldn't be here. This is my tropic. I can make a Kraken come out of the water and eat you," Lolly says grinning evilly.
Tracy shrugs. "Your welcome to visit my mental tropics anytime you wish…"
Gerard!Erik eyes Tracy warily.
Tracy smiles at Gerard!Erik. "Come on. I don't bite…unless you want me too…."
"That's quiet alright," Gerard!Erik says looking over at Kay and Leroux!Erik. "You guys need to change. You need a tan."
Kay!Erik shakes his head. "I don't know how you do it. You've lived under the Opera House too, not as long, but still. Yet you manage to maintain that lovely tan of yours."
Gerard!Erik just shrugs.
Tracy looks at them curiously. "Didn't you guys know that Gerry's coffin is just a cleverly disguised tanning bed?"
"I technically don't have a coffin. Or a room for that matter. I have to bunk with Kay!Erik," Gerard!Erik replies.
Tracy sighs. "I know. They screwed up the movie no offense. And you might not want to say you bunk with Kay!Erik. People might get the wrong idea…"
Lolly grins slyly.
Tracy grins at Lolly. "We think alike."
"SLAAAAAAAAAAASH!" Lolly shouts and her and Tracy high five.
"You know I don't really like E/R, but I think I could go for E/E," Tracy says grinning widely.
Kay and Gerard!Erik stare at them.
Leroux and Crawford!Erik snicker.
Lolly winks at Leroux and Crawford!Erik. "You too can't talk. I know that Crawford bunks with you. He doesn't have a room either."
Tracy grins even wider, if that is possible. "No wonder none of you will go out with me! Your all gay!"
"WE ARE NOT! WE JUST WANT CHRISTINE!" The Erik's say together.
Tracy smiles. "Sure."
There is a slight pause, then…. "Oh, Christine!"
"I think, while you all want Christine since she wouldn't have you, you guys got soooo lonely…" Tracy trails off.
"GAAAAAAAAAY POOOOOOORRRRRRN!" Lolly laughs hysterically.
"Can I watch you guys some time? It would make a great phan phic," Tracy says giggling.
"WE ARE NOT GAY!"
"Sure," Tracy smiles, "But I could make you gay, or Lolly could. Remember you are all figments of her imagination."
All the Erik's eyes twitch. "WE ARE NOT FUCKING GAY!"
"Prove it," Tracy dares them, smiling slyly.
The Erik's grin triumphantly and indicate each of their respectful kisses at the end of their stories. Kay!Erik however indicates to passionate sex he had with Christine.
Tracy turns to Kay!Erik. "You can hardly call the sex you had with Christine passionate seeing as you were lying in bed dying. As for the rest of you, might I point out that YOU did not kiss Christine, but her you. She obviously did not know you were gay."
The Erik's stare at her.
"Wouldn't we still technically be Bi…." Kay!Erik says breaking the silence.
"No."
Kay!Erik looks at her incredulously. "Why not?"
"Because," Tracy says patiently. "YOU did not prove you were straight and going by my original theory you turned gay after Christine left you out of loneliness."
Kay!Erik ponders a moment. "That's true. But since in canon, I can't be a replica of myself, I went with Raoul, who had become bored with Christine, and had wild gay sex."
"Yes, but I thought you weren't gay?" Tracy says smiling.
"Well, you keep insisting that we are, so if we're going to be gay, we at least need to get some action out of it," the Erik's reply together.
"Or you could be straight and get some action from me and the other millions of phan girls who are ready and willing," Tracy says smiling broader.
"I don't want action from you. I want you to leave me alone," Kay!Erik says angrily.
"Well we both know that's not going to happen." Tracy grins.
"Unfortunately," Kay!Erik replies.
"Now," Tracy says looking at the rest of the Erik's," Who wants to go swimming with me? I'll put on a bathing suit if you do."
Gerard!Erik sighs. "I'll sacrifice myself then. You guys SO owe me."
Time is taken while numerous I.O.U's and life debts are written up.
Tracy grins happily and puts on a red bikini.
"Well good luck to you," Lolly says taking a seat in a beach chair.
Gerard!Erik sighs. "Thanks mate."
Lolly looks at him strangely. "Your not Australian."
"I know," Gerard!Erik says shrugging. "But all the fan girls love my Scottish accent, so I'm hiding away in Australia."
Tracy runs into the water. "Come join me! And you know if you guys hadn't killed Specialty!Erik, you wouldn't have to be in Gerard!Erik's debt."
"Indeed, but who cares? I loved torturing the little bastard," Kay!Erik replies.
There is a general murmur of agreements from the Erik's.
Tracy smiles and waves to Gerry!Erik. "Come on, and join me."
Gerry rolls his eyes, and replies unenthusiastically. "I'm coming, I'm coming." He sighs dejectedly.
Sara grins at him as he enters the water, and playfully splashes towards him. Frowning, Gerry!Erik sends a massive wave of water towards her, in hopes of drowning her. Tracy squeals and splashes him back. As Gerry!Erik feels the water hit him, he wonders why he can't die, then remembers it's because he's an ERIK and it's all in the Value Plan.
As Gerry!Erik muses over his state of non-death-ness (Kay!Erik: Is that even a word?), Tracy creeps up silently, in hopes of catching him off guard. Silly Tracy, you can't catch an ERIK off guard. Turning around quickly, he grasps Tracy by the arms. Tracy stills, fantasizing on how she got to be so close to the warm, sexy body of Gerry!Erik, because unlike Kay!Erik, Gerry!Erik does emit some semblance of body heat. She looks up to him, her wet hair curing around her face.
Gerard!Erik gently brushes away the strands of hair from her face. Water glistens on his white mask and thick dark locks are plastered to his face. Blue eyes glimmer mischievously as he brings his mouth down. But instead of making contact with her lips, they brush against her cheek to her ear. His breath is warm against her neck before he speaks. "Fooled you," he says as Tracy splashes down into the water.
Once under water, Tracy grabs his legs and pulls them out from under him, causing him to trip and fall into the water after her.
The Erik's on the beach snicker at Gerard!Erik's misfortune.
Gerard!Erik comes out of the water, his chest muscles glistening in the sun nicely.
Tracy follows him up, grinning. "Looks like I fooled you."
"Your lucky I'm not feeding you to the Kraken," Gerard!Erik threatens.
Tracy smiles. 'I know, though I wouldn't mind all that much. I had a fascination with it once."
Gerard!Erik looks at her strangely.
"What?" Tracy says shrugging. "It's a very interesting creature." Grinning happily, she splashes Gerard!Erik once more.
Gerard!Erik sighs as he finds his face, and more importantly, his mask wet. Again.
Tracy reaches up and touches his mask. "You know you could always take it off. We've seen your face before and it is nothing compared to the other Erik's faces"
"I know. I'm a lucky bastard," Gerard!Erik says snickering.
"And we're all bastards in a sense," Leroux!Erik says thoughtfully.
"Indeed," Crawford and Kay!Erik say together.
"Well Kay!Erik isn't. We know for a fact his parents were married," Tracy says splashing Gerard!Erik again.
Gerard!Erik sighs. "So now that we've confirmed my remarkable good looks in comparison with all the other Erik's, our mutual gay-ness, and so forth, I say we go in. Lolly's mental tropical beach comes with a lovely five star hotel."
Tracy perks up. "Do we share a room?"
Gerard!Erik gives her a dry look. "No. I'm bunking with Kay!Erik." He continues before Tracy can speak. "And no, we're not having sex, and no, you couldn't have come and watched even if we were."
Tracy pouts. "Then can I have sex with you?"
"NO!" Kay!Erik says near shouting, "I want to sleep tonight.
Tracy pouts even more. "Any other takers?"
The Erik's run to their rooms and lock their doors, before Tracy can say another word.
Tracy sighs and walks to her room. "This is what I need Specialty!Erik for..."