A/N: Here's another chapter! Again, slightly saner. And we mention a review in this one, I would just like to say me and Lolly (Generosa) are not responsible for the comments the Erik's make, and are enthusiastic with the reviews! Keep them coming!
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Tracy runs into the library where Kay!Erik, Leroux!Erik, Crawford!Erik, Gerry!Erik, and Lolly are sitting. They look up at her as she enters.
"We have reviews!" Tracy shouts excitedly.
The Erik's and Lolly just look at her.
"And Kay!Erik you're welcome to come over tonight to celebrate," she continues beaming.
Kay!Erik stares at her. "Uh. No."
"Or any of the Erik's," she says thoughtfully, ignoring Kay!Erik. "But I would prefer Kay!Erik. You know you want to."
"I hate you," Leroux!Erik says glaring at her.
Tracy gives him a light kiss on the lips. "Why?"
"Because stupidity is contagious. I would hate to ruin my amazing IQ."
"I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than Lolly, and since you live in her mind you're already infected anyway."
Lolly coughs pointedly at this statement. It's odd when someone who couldn't spell to save their pathetic and Totally unworthy life, says that they're smarter than you. Lolly's eye twitched slightly.
"Yeah, but we don't come into physical contact with her. We just fill up empty space," Kay!Erik explains.
Tracy shrugs. "Well one of the reviewers said I should sleep with Kay!Erik."
"Never," Kay!Erik replies coldly.
"That's what the reviewers want, and we should always listen to the reviewers and give them what they want," Tracy says smiling.
"No. We shouldn't." Kay!Erik says glaring.
"Tell her that," Tracy says shrugging.
Kay!Erik glares at Tracy "Tell her to screw herself."
"Why don't you screw her instead? I doubt she'd mind, or you know you could just screw me. And I just had an amazing idea, the you Erik's should reply to the reviewers." Tracy beams again.
Leroux!Erik shakes his head. "I don't think it would be good for your popularity."
Kay!Erik glares more. "They can shove their opinions up their a-"
"Thank you for that comment," Crawford!Erik says interrupting him.
Tracy shakes her head. "No, you guys have to be nice." She looks thoughtful. "Or funny."
"Or truthful," Gerry!Erik replies.
"It depends on how truthful. I'd hate to see what some of you consider truthful…" Tracy trails off.
Kay!Erik continues glaring. "That POTO authors are a group of stuck up son of a b-"
Gerry!Erik shakes his head. "You really shouldn't insult people's mothers, just because ours were terrible."
"Well, we don't really know if ours were, but Leroux and Kay's needed improvement," Crawford!Erik says.
"Yea, poor Kay and Leroux!Erik." She gives them each a hug. "Don't worry I love you. You'll never be unloved again."
Leroux!Erik backs away from Tracy. "I think we could do without your love."
"I think you need love, since no one is willing to give it to you except the phan girls." Tracy smirks. "I've decided I'm above a phan girl, I'm a phantom phanatic."
"No," Kay!Erik replies. "Our number one fans are horror authors."
Leroux!Erik nods in agreement. "Greatest portrayal of us."
"Ever," Kay!Erik says.
Tracy shakes her head. "I highly disagree."
Kay!Erik looks amused. "Do you now?"
"Yes."
"What makes you think we care if you agree or not?" Leroux!Erik says.
Tracy shrugs. "I know you don't, but I'm the type of person who states her opinion not caring if anyone cares. I think most get you as a character right, but I don't like horror stories, they're creepy, and most of the Erik's are not that creepy.
"We're supposed to be creepy," the Erik's say together.
Tracy shakes her head. "Not really. Only Leroux!Erik is supposed to be creepy."
"And I, since Phantom is based on a retelling of POTO," Kay!Erik replies.
Tracy shakes her head again. "Your just murderous, and Gerry!Erik is just hot and pathetic (no offense), and Crawford!Erik... well Crawford!Erik is a combination of all three of you." Tracy smiles. "And of course Gerry!Erik is the best looking"
Gerry!Erik glares at Tracy. "I can't help the movie director smoked crack when he worked my character. And yes, I'm quite aware I'm the best looking. You constantly want to snog Specialty!Erik, who looks like me."
"No, Specialty!Erik had a full mask because I like that one the best, but he had your body. Except he was paler. You were just too tan," Tracy replies.
"Like I said, not my fault," Gerry!Erik says glaring.
"I know, and I love you anyways," Tracy says smiling. "You're the one who gets along with me best."
"Because I didn't have as traumatizing a life. And Crawford!Erik enjoys his maniacal laughter too much," Gerry!Erik replies.
Crawford!Erik laughs maniacal.
Tracy sighs dreamily at Crawford!Erik's laugh. "Its soooooo hot…"
Crawford!Erik stares at her.
Tracy kisses Crawford!Erik long and deep.
Crawford!Erik pushes away from her. "Rape!"
"Its your own fault. I can't resist that laugh." Tracy sighs dreamily again at the thought of it. After a moment she looks back at Crawford!Erik and scowls. "That was not rape!"
Crawford!Erik shrugs. "Unwanted molestation, then."
Tracy nods. "That's better."
"But that's quite a mouthful," Crawford!Erik replies.
Tracy ignores him. "And you can't really say anything about it. You molested Christine."
"So?" The Erik's say together. "She liked it."
"How do you know?" Tracy counters.
Crawford!Erik shrugs. "We don't."
"But frankly, we find that we don't really care, either," Kay!Erik continues.
"At least, since the Phandom came out," Kay!Erik replies.
Gerry!Erik nods. "We felt we should be compensated for our phan girl services."
"See. And I don't care if you wanted it or not," Tracy smiles and then frowns. "Why don't I get phan girl services?"
"Because we're just bastards like that," Kay!Erik says smirking.
"I'd pay you, and I'd leave you alone forever if each of you have sex with me," Tracy replies taking out her wallet.
The Erik's shake their heads. "We don't need money. And we're not that desperate."
Tracy sighs dejectedly, and puts her wallet away. "I'm better than the phan girls. I should get services."
"What makes you think you're better?" The Erik's ask together.
"Who has a plushie of you in their bed that they bought on E-bay?" Tracy says smiling.
"A screwed up plushie," Kay!Erik replies.
"Its cute!"
"Screwed...UP."
"N…O. Anyways its not of you, its of Leroux!Erik."
Leroux!Erik stares at her.
Kay!Erik snickers.
Tracy grins. "And its mouth opens!"
Kay!Erik shudders. "I won't mention the dirty connotations that come to mind."
Tracy smiles. "I wish I had one of Kay!Erik."
"No. I'd bite your fingers off." Kay!Erik goes back to glaring.
Tracy ignores him. "And a Crawford one with a voice chip inside that has his sexy laugh."
Crawford!Erik shakes his head, lost in thought. "I could have sworn I copyrighted that."
Tracy shrugs. "Well I'm going to go to bed. Anyone want to join me?" She smiles seductively.
"NO!" The Erik's answer cringing.
Tracy pouts. "One day I'm going to get one of you guys to sleep with me."
"Probably Gerry!Erik. The little slut," Kay!Erik says glaring at him.
Gerry!Erik sneers. "I'm not the perverted old man who kidnapped the soprano."
Kay!Erik smirks. "No, you're the perverted young man who did."
Tracy sighs. "Guys no arguing. You all kidnapped the pretty young soprano and one of you will sleep with me... eventually."
The Erik's look at her. "Uh. NO!"
Tracy smiles. "Wait and see." She kisses each of them in turn. "Good night," she says turning and leaving the room.
"We," Kay!Erik says.
Leroux!Erik continues. "Hate."
Crawford and Gerry!Erik finish "You."
Lolly smiles cheekily. "Night!"
