A fight was occurring at Hogwarts.
"Oh yeah? Well, you know how stupid being half-vampire is?" The new exchange student with the pink-and-blue hair (with red and purple streaks) was quite enraged, and willing to fight. Her opponent, another exchange student with black-and-red hair (with white and green streaks), was equally angry. Nobody at Hogwarts knew their names or, rather, they couldn't pronounce them. Despite this, they made their presence soundly known on these occasions.
The pallid, red-and-black-haired one, with a haughty look on her face, stamped the ground. "You are the ugliest thing ever, and the forces of darkness and vampireness compel me to KILL YOU!"
She stood back and took a dramatic pose. The sizable crowd of onlookers screamed. A bewildered gaggle of Hufflepuff third-years covered their eyes. "ADAVAS KARDVA!"
Everybody in the audience held their breath. The half-vampire retained her dramatic pose and smirked. Then, suddenly,
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her wand made a loud noise of breaking wind and emitted a horrific smell to match. Everybody begin either screaming again or laughing, and some even fell to the floor at the odor. The pink-and-blue-haired girl, however, remained standing. Her formerly-shimmering-pink eyes had now turned a blood-red color.
"Oh, is that so? Your wand is broken. Ha-HA, don't think I'll spare you!"
Her eyes emitted sparks as she stood back and took an equally dramatic pose.
"ARVA KRADAVRA!"
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All the onlookers were now engulfed in a cloud of brown fog. More of the students succumbed and dropped to the ground. The poor Hufflepuffs were forming a huddle to breathe, but it was futile against the unearthly stench. They dropped to the stone floor as well.
Both fighters were still standing. They glared their most intimidating looks at each other, and sparks flew from both sets of crimson-colored eyes. The sparks were just enough so that a fire wasn't ignited from the gas and they were all blown to kingdom come.
"That's it!" the blue-and-pink-haired one shouted. "If you think you can have my Drakie-poo, I'll make you pay for good!" The remaining conscious onlookers took a small break from their expressions of grotesqueness to skeptically mouth Drakie-poo? to themselves in appall.
"He loves me more and you know it, you little bitch!" The vampire-like features of the second one seemed to stand out even more upon saying these words. In fact both of the girls looked rather vampiric upon consideration.
At the remark, the first one lost her temper and reached for her wand again. The second one was prepared and they both began casting at the same time.
"ARAVA KAVDRA!" Chaos had ensued in the room.
"ARMADA KEREVDA!" Screaming could be heard two floors upward.
"AVADA CADAVER!" The only light visible was the sparks from the girls' eyes.
"AVRA CADAVRA!" The yelling was at its loudest; then it became quiet and everything stopped.
The wands broke free and united in the air, high above the heads of the dueling girls and those cowering below. Even through all the dense smog and the echoes of the yelling, a booming voice could be heard.
"WHERE IS YOUR CANON NOW!
Terrible, execrable laughter echoed through the vast hallways of Hogwarts, shaking the rest of the school from their everyday somnolence, and ringing demonically in their ears. Professor Snape heard it, down in the depths of his dungeon quarters. Over in Hagrid's cabin, Fang's ears perked up. Everyone in the school heard what followed."HA HA HA HA. AH HA HA HA. . ."
It was the loudest in the little battlefield, where the only two people still standing were trembling and shivering.
"What's happening?" The two prodigious girls were forced to speak to each other now.
"I don't know! I think it's Voldemort's doing, probably!" Those on the ground still alert drew in breath sharply, causing them to faint like the others.
"But, who would've sent him?" A silence. It almost seemed as if, for a moment, they had sided with each other. At this moment they could have sided up with one another against their common enemy. Then the blue-and-pink-haired girl decided to break that frail truce.
"You did, you slutbag!"
"Me! How dare you!" This time, she forgot to change her eye color to crimson. She simply threw herself at the girl, and aimed for a half-nelson.
The yelling and cursing began again, and much of the silky, flawless hair was ripped out between the two, and much of the beautiful looks had been destroyed by the time the professors got there.
Dumbledore was the first to make it across the still-endangering smog. He had on an expression normally reserved for when people commit true evils knowingly. It was rarely seen, but none of the other professors minded, as they really wanted to see the two students laid perfect waste to.
"Tell me what all this commotion is about."
The fighting ceased and both of them looked up at the headmaster. They did not seem to notice his anger at them, and instead attributed his expression to the looming stench.
"Oh, Headmaster Dumbledore, if you want to get rid of the smell, all you have to do is a simple Freshening charm. Here, let me show you-"
"Headmaster Dumbledore is quite alright, and does not need help from insufferable brats such as yourself." Snape was more than peeved at being interrupted from his studies.
"Thank you, Severus, I can take it from here," said the Headmaster gently, though the look on his face had not softened. He looked at the girls directly. "Again, tell me why you decided to do this."
The poor girls, seeing they weren't about to get away scot-free, began their explanations simultaneously.
"She started it-"
"She called me a bitch-"
"She said my hair looked stupid-"
"She said I couldn't get a date with the Giant Squid-"
"She's a no-good Squib Muggle Deatheater!"
"Yeah, well you're a fucking-"
"Silence, both of you!" McGonagall looked more livid than usual. It was a wonder how she had not began shrieking at them for their insolence. Incidentally, if any students were awake upon hearing the swearing, even they would have sided with the professors. Hogwarts was much too prestigious to allow that sort of talk regularly.
The two girls stopped, and Dumbledore spoke again. "Because of the severity of this, it will be up to Minerva and Severus as your heads of houses to decide your punishment." Most of the professors in line couldn't hide smirks, as they couldn't think of two people more perfect at this point.
Snape and McGonagall shared a glance, and it was obvious to everybody but the two students what was going to happen.
"Write your parents."
"Pack your luggage."
"Do it now."
The vindictive looks on the faces of the two professors had an air of marked similarity. The astonished looks on the students' faces were respectively alike as well.
"But I didn't-"
"Yes you did, you b-"
The professors had had enough. They grabbed the students by their perfectly tanned arms and hauled them away.
The teachers shared a look of relief, and shook their heads before setting to work on reviving the students.
And, far away at his little workbench, Mr. Ollivander the wandmaker laughed.
END OF CHAPTER 2
I cannot tell you HOW much I wanted Snape and Mcgonagall to say, "Pack your shit and go." XD Thank you very much to all of you who read or reviewed the first chapter!