Now, Nintendo is hitting the panic button.

(Mario whacks a giant red button marked 'Panic' with a giant hammer)

Computerized voice: Warning. Warning. Panic mode instigated. Ten minutes until total lockdown. (repeats three times)

Fox: Is that really necessary? (all doors lock)

Mario: Yes! Everyone is against us! What with Squaresoft leaving us for Microsoft, and the constant attacks from Sony and Microsoft, we have to keep the company and ourselves safe!

Fox: Chain of Memories was fun while it lasted. What are we going to do? Our defenses can't hold up forever. The troops are starting to worry about the PSP, 360, and whatever else these other companies have cooked up ion their spare time.

Mario: Well, the Micro and Rev aren't quite ready, but we've got a few games out. Pokemon Emerald will keep us safe. We just need to hold out a little longer.

Link: How long is longer?

Sony is starting to get bored.

Kira: I'm bored.

Daxter: There's nothing to do now but wait. The PSP squad is in full force, and we don't have to worry about Microsoft or Nintendo, even with their alleged 'secret weapons'.

Kira: Let's play Tiddly Winks.

Daxter: Why not?

(Kira, Jak, and Daxter play Tiddly Winks)

Kira: This is fun, but not as much fun as attacking Nintendo.

Daxter: Why don't we get Microsoft?

Kira: Because then they would attack us. And they have advanced computer stuff, so let's just say it wouldn't end up pretty.

Daxter: Oh yeah. Remember how you said Squaresoft people were traitors, traitors, traitors?

Kira: Yeah. They are.

Daxter: Well, they are going to make KH2 for us, right? They're not total traitors.

Kira: I guess not. Still. They went to Nintendo, and for that they must pay! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Daxter: That's beginning to freak me out.

Kira: Mwahahahah(choke). I've got to stop doing that. It hurts my throat. Anyone got a cough drop?

Sony people: 'No, sorry, Kira'. 'Maybe…nope.' 'Sorry, ma'am.'

Kira: Drat.

Yay. I have names for Xbox people. I will be doing a lot of replacements (I have become friends with Ctrl+F), so I guess you could think about rereading stuff. Really, though, only the names will change. Sorry. And by the way, I didn't let Jak say anything because, well, he doesn't. At all. Ever. Just read the next chapter. –horsie890