I'm back, but I won't be for long. I graduated from middle school yesterday! YES! I'M FREEEEEEEEEE! Anyway…today I leave for Spain. I'll be back in a week and a few days, then I'm here for four days, then I go to Australia, New Zealand, and the Fiji islands. Jet lag. Yaaaaaaay. That will be almost three weeks, so I'll be back and ready to write again on July 14th! Well, technically, I'll be back on the 13th, but you must allow at least one day for jet lag. Yaaaaaay. Review responses- Fatalfeline: Cloud: I'm not a traitor. I just really like the graphics on the PS2. Besides-Squaresoft bores me. And another thing- Sony has way better coffee.

I'd also like to give a special shout out to my pal EvilEnigmaticMoomba. She came up with an idea for a chapter in another story, which led to the title of this chapter, which led to a special animalistic appearance…yeah. Thanx pal! And by the way, all you reviewing people rock! Even if there's only been three of you….you still rock!

Microsoft HQ

Master Chief: I thought of a way we can really make Nintendo mad!

Hunter: And what would that be?

Master Chief: How about we send Nintendo a little present?

Hunter: Like what?

Master Chief: You'll see…

Sony HQ

Kira: Are the commercials ready to be aired yet?

Daxter: Yep. And this disk has Microsoft's name written all over it!

Cloud: See? You people don't give me enough credit.

Kira: Okay then. Wait a minute. Isn't Nintendo going to realize that we stole the game?

Cloud: I highly doubt that.

Daxter: And they're on in 3…2…1! Yes! Commercials successfully on air!

Kira: I think I'll skip the evil laughter. You get it.

Nintendo HQ

(Fox is in the employee lounge watching TV when a commercial comes on)

Fox: What the-MARIO!

(Mario scrambles in)

Fox: LOOK!

Mario: Oh no! Now they're airing a commercial for our game! This is the worst thing ever!

Fox: I know! The Game is not ready for release yet!

Mario: Not that…(Commercial ends with 'Paid for by Microsoft Corporations'). Aren't people going to realize that Zelda is a Nintendo creation? Our loyal game fans are going to totally question our integrity! We're going to lose so much money because of Microsoft!

(Doorbell rings)

Captain Falcon: I'll get it.

(Opens door. There is a large box there labeled 'For Nintendo: A special surprise')

Captain Falcon: Great! This is really heavy…(drags it inside)

Link: What's that?

Captain Falcon: Don't know. A special surprise, I think.

( They begin to open the box. Suddenly a loud sound is heard, one that makes everyone shudder to this day. A sound that makes people's blood run cold, and makes everyone recoil in horror at the memory of it. The sound of…)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(…a cow.)

Captain Falcon: A cow? Why would anyone send us a cow?

Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(The cow decides that she strongly dislikes Captain Falcon, and goes on a rampage, heck bent on destroying anything and everything in her path.)

Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mario: What now-oh snap. (Mario avoids being run over by the berserk bovine by diving behind the water cooler.)

A few hours later…

(The cow has now totally destroyed twelve filing cabinets, eleven trash cans, ten stacks of mail, nine desks, eight paper shredders, seven office chairs, six printers and computers, put five holes in the wall from trying to kick Captain Falcon, sent four people to the hospital, three fax machines, two holograph machines, and a partridge in a pear tree.)

Fox (in a daze): I'm going to miss that partridge thing. The tree it lived in was nice, too.

Mario: What do we do now? The place is wrecked! Now we've really got some maintenance problems….

Will Nintendo ever have a good day again? What will become of the crazy cow? What will happen to Microsoft if they find out what Sony did? Is The Game ever going to be released? Will Sony ever get in trouble for its wrongdoings? Will Microsoft ever do anything? Will the Squaresoft characters make an appearance again?

Find out, as soon as I am able to write again! –horsie890