Sugar
By Jabber-Nut Foxypants
Nut: Dunno own it!
Recap: Hiei tore off his cloak and put the frying pan over his shoulder. "Let's take care of business!"
Chapter 2
Cold Water
A red haired fox spirit walked into Yusuke's house after knocking several times and noticing the door was open. "Yusuke? Botan? Hiei?" His green eyes scanned the lighted house with no sign of movement anywhere. He shut the door quietly to not make to much of a sound to scare himself in the silence. He kept walking down the long hall that led right into Yusuke's kitchen. He peeked around the corner to make sure nobody was planning to spook him, but, instead, found his two friends knocked out cold on the ground. "Yusuke! Botan!" He checked their pulses to make sure they were alive before he got to cups of water filling them to the very tip top. He poured the water slowly on the two's faces to wake them up with the coldness of an ice cube.
"Ah! Cold!" exclaimed Yusuke and Botan as they shot into the air almost hitting the ceiling.
"Yeeze, I didn't make it that cold..." confessedKurama holding the two cups.
"Did you have to pour that cold of water on us?" asked Yusuke curled up on the floor shivering like a baby.
"Cold. Cold. Cold." stated Botan repeated times as she made the same pose as Yusuke.
"What happened you two?" said the fox spirit kneeling down to the cold people's level.
"That... that... short person hit us with a frying pan!" said Yusuke suddenly snapping out of his freezing state. "And in the name of justice... he was shortER!"
Kurama closed his eyes for a minute before snapping them open and realizing what was going on. "Did Hiei have a big head, small body, and huge feet?"
"Yes, he did." Botan said slowly getting up. "I bluntly told him he was a chibi and started laughing out loud."
"That's what probably caused him to smack us!" scolded Yusuke making the house rattle.
"I sorry..." Botan whined seeming to shrink really small.
"Well, if you guys are telling the truth and it's what I think it is... Hiei is on a smacking spree with that frying pan. We have to stop him! And wait for that... uh... sugar to wear off!"
(Insert dramatic music here)
"In the name of Justice!" shouted the three pathetically.
"That was really stupid..." stated Yusuke.
"Let's never speak of that moment again." declared Botan.
"Let's save Hiei from himself..." hinted Kurama.
The three took off in a very dramatic way running like they had sticks up their butts searching frantically for Hiei.
Fin
Nut: Well, that's chapter two!
Shawlynn: It was far too short!
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