Sugar

By Jabber-Nut Foxypants

Nut: Don't own it! I own the right to be insane though...

Chapter 3

Bye Bye Kuwa-Baby

As the three "heros" changed into spandex and underwear... Hiei had only went skipping through half a block until IT came along.

"Hey, Hiei!" called the orange haired dork.

"Ohmigod... save me now..." Chibi Hiei murmured to himself.

"Look what I got!"

"No..."

Kuwabara was offended by Hiei's sharp and sudden disappointing answer. His eyes turned glossy and traces of tears gathered in the corner of his eyes. He then started to cry dropping the several bags in his hands and falling on the ground butt first rubbing his eyes.

"What a baby!"

Ultimately more offended, Kuwabara started to get larger and flood the streets with his tears. Hiei noticed the sudden rushing of the water and started brain storming an EVIL way to stop this chaotic and not to mention annoying baby.

He pondered... but then his concentration was interrupted with the sudden appearance of the FAIRIES!

"I am Feline! The fox spirit of the night!" shouted Kurama with granny underwear that would fall if he wasn't holding them and a paper plate with a poorly drawn smiley face on it.

"And I am Aqua Lady! The grim reaper of heaven!" shouted Botan with a halter top and Yusuke's whitey tightes along with pink fuzzy socks.

"And sadly I'm the Tooth Fairy... just being the tooth fairy..." said Yusuke skulking with an annoyed expression on his face wearing a pink ballet costume. "Botan? Do I really have to wear this thing?"

"Of course you do Yusuke!" Botan said with a chuckle. "You looked so cute in it during Halloween!"

"That was H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N! Heck I made myself into a girl that day!" Yusuke shouted coming right up into Botan's face. "But today is Halloween and people can recognized me now!"

"Deal with it pretty boy!" snapped Botan shoving him out of her face. "You think I would be caught dead in that pink thing!"

"Actually, now that you mention it..." Yusuke saw her eye brow twitch and her hands curl into fists, "no..."

"That's what I thought!" Botan turned and crossed her arms pouting.

"Um guys?" questioned Kurama from the other building roof. Yusuke and Botan figured he thought he'd be safer over there until they were done fighting.

"Yes...?" Botan responded sweetly.

"Shouldn't we have saved Kuwabara?" he asked looking over the edge sadly behind his mask.

The two others looked over the edge.

The body that is Kuwabara's was bloated and was covered in drool. The water that spilled out of the baby's gigantic eyes was now settled in a two foot deep lake. His eyes were the shape of X's.

"I think we should have," said Botan with a disgusted look.

"Oh well," Yusuke flicked his wrist a few times like he was just brushing Kuwabara off. "He was annoying anyway. And where did Hiei go?"

Suddenly he noticed a familiar piece of clothing spontaneously float out of one of the shopping bags.

"Hey, what does that remind you of?" Yusuke asked the two fellow super "Heroes" pointing to the floating object.

Botan studied the object that Yusuke kept his finger pointing at as it drifted down the flooded street. Then she looked at the spirit detective's clothing. "I say he went Halloween shopping."

Yusuke didn't notice her smirk until the clothing floated too far to see. "You think so?"

"I know so." Botan unleashed her laugher and landed face first into the building concrete.

Kurama worried by the girl's down fall went over and questioned her health. "Botan! Are you hurt?"

"No," she answered still laughing uncontrollably. Then she looked up to Yusuke with tears running down her face who had a 'what the chicken' look on his face. "I think Kuwabara was trying to copy his favorite super hero!" Botan started laughing again and started using her fist to pound on the roof.

"Kurama, call the nut house," Yusuke said with the same 'what the chicken' look. "I think she's gone insane."

"It must be all this super hero stuff..." Kurama suggested worried.

"No, I think she's just lost it because she's just lost it. Nothing could provoke this kind of laughter from anyone."

"I could think of something." Kurama stood straight and then extended a hand. "Pudding?"

Yusuke gave him a blank stare. "Don't quit your day job and call the nut house." Yusuke was about to look down before he added, "and reserve two rooms."

"Okay!" Kurama exclaimed happily and skipped off to the nearest phone.

Yusuke studied the Kuwabara body then to Botan. He did this several times before he gave a heavy sigh. Then he remembered why Kurama was wearing granny underwear, why Botan was wearing his whitey tightes, and why he was dressed up in his Halloween costume. They were on a mission to save Hiei from his massive sugar high.

"Hey, Botan?" called Yusuke to the laughing idiot.

"Yes..." she answered still laughing.

"What are you on! And I can have some!" Yusuke shouted sarcastically making her stop a little at a time.

"Coffee and I don't have any on me," she admitted sniffing and drying her eyes with her shirt.

"Aren't we on a mission to save Hiei from his massive sugar high?"

"Oh yeah, we are aren't we." Botan stroked her chin as if solving a math problem in her head. "Hey, where did Kurama go?"

"Well, I told him to go call the nut house because I thought you had went crazy," Yusuke remembered searching for the fox spirit. "I have as good as zero idea where he went."

The two searched the roof tops for the fox spirit and the mini midget known as Hiei. When five minutes passed by and the heroes could not find their partner or the "villian", Yusuke came up with an idea.

"How about we split up and you look on this side of town and I'll look down in the donut shop," he suggested happily.

"Okay!" Botan thought about her response. "Wait a minute! How come I get half a city and you get a donut shop?"

"Donuts! Duh!"

"Oh okay!"

Then the two split.

Fin

Nut: Yes, I'm done! I've been working on this for a long time!

Shawlynn: School is the number killer of author's creativity! It has been proven by inaccurate science!

Nut: I agree and believe me! If you don't write then you WILL go insane by lack of time to write! I swear the only thing that keeps me sane in class is reading my favorite series the Phantom Stallion by Terri Farley.

Shawlynn: If you're into horses that series is for you!

Nut: Okay, now review you lazy people!

Laters!

Signed Nut