"Take a look," said Akira, fully removing the lid. Inside were two ParaParaParadise controllers, two PS2s, two disc cases, and some bizarre headsets with see-through purple visors.
"PARAPARAPARADISE!" shouted Rage. "I love that game!"
"Close, but no cigar, lover" said Akira. He removed one of the headset from thebox and placed it on Rage's head. Gently he followed a cord from the headset down to its end with his fingers, caressing Rage's skin as he did so. He grasped the end of the end of the cord and plugged it into one of the PS2s. Next he removed the controller pad and placed it on the floor.
"You're telling me this isn't ParaParaParadise?" asked Rage, looking confused through his see through purple visor.
Akira pulled the game disc from his case. Rage noticed it didn't look like a normal PS2 disc... there were no markings on it at all.
"This is a special hacked version of ParaParaParadise..." began Akira, "It's designed to be played with... three appendages rather than two."
"Oh?" remarked Rage. "Does it have a name?"
"Yes," said Akira, "PARAPARAPAIRADICKS! And I'm going to play with you now."
Akira booted the PS2. Rage saw the Sony Computer Entertainment logo, but through it he was still able to see Akira's pulsing, rippled body as he inserted the game disc into the tray. He wanted to jump on Akira and ram his massive dick up Akira's tiny little asshole so hard, but what would Akira think of that? Especially after he's gone to so much trouble setting up the game...
Rage navigated his way through the menus quickly, deciding upon Like a Virgin for his song selection.
"I am like a virgin!" Rage remarked, "at least in the realm of butt piracy!"
Rage was instantly confused by the triple arrows. "Dude, I can't control my cock with that sort of precision right now! It's deflating!"
Meanwhile Akira had begun setting up the other system, controller, and headset.
"Focus on me, Rage." whispered Akira sweetly. "You've got to stay hard to win the battle."
Frustratingly Rage watched his bar drop to 60% as he missed one triple arrow after another.
"Goddamn it!" Rage shouted, "I just can't get hard!"
Before Rage could realize what was happening, Akira had his lips around the head of Rage's cock. Rage gasped and shivered as Akira began to deep throat the ridiculously oversized penis, taking in the first foot rather quickly and slowly sliding in the second. Akira rubbed his nose a bit in Rage's public hair, then slowly slid back to withdraw the penis from his mouth. He coughed a bit and smacked his lips on the clear fluid that remained there, before finally saying "Is that better?"
Despite what had just transpired, Rage's focus went right back to the game. His dick was rock solid now, and in a few minutes he was swinging it around like a pro.
"Wow Akira, being enormous helped enormously!" said Rage. "That was so wonderful."
"Now, watch me play while I watch you," said Akira, " and we'll keep each other hard that way. I tell you, there's nothing sexier than watching a 24 inch cock swinging around wild and free."