Disclaimer: I don't own nothin'. I'm por…cuz I could not afford the extra "o". That just goes to show ya…I get no cash from this.

Other: "coughs" I've never seen an episode of this…so don't kill me if I mess up! I just like the characters. Oh and please have patience with me this is my first fanfic…I will try to update. Oh forgive my misspellings.

Edit: Okay…I managed to see some episodes since of lately…but the subs were in French and I only understood some of the Japanese since I'm still learning…It takes for ever to be really good just to let you know!

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Duo, the world's most beautiful thief with hair to die for, snuck in slyly into the unknown lab. His face changed shape with every jar, vessel and beaker he passed. Duo almost laughed at himself seeing the changes in his features turn at the will of the glass reminding him of the house of horrors filled with mirrors. Slowly he had to pull himself out of the humorous thought. He had a mission to fulfill. For one, Duo heard rumors of a safe with his name on it containing a large some of money. It was said this place was crazy and no one left a live. He smirked to himself. Yeah, right…Like I have gotten into that type of trouble, Duo thought to himself pleasantly with an air of confidence.

Soon Duo made his way to the wall containing the safe. He laid his delicate fingers over the cold black steel. He petted the surface as if it was a living creature and then started to turn the dial with his ear pressed against the volt listening to the clicks. Ah…music to my ears! Duo stopped. The hair on the back of his neck started to raise some. He looked around seeing the far door opening. "Crap!" he whispered under is breath. Looking around he hid in a covered closet.

The closet was small. Duo forced himself against one of the shelves holding his breath hoping not to move the curtain anymore than it was. He heard the clicking of the beakers and the machines turning on. Then he heard a voice. The voice was rich and nasal like with a slight accent. It spoke with no emotion to the other person in the room. Suddenly there was an out burst form the elderly voice. "Get out! Tell you're no good Master he can forget out it! I want nothing to do with his insane projects!"

"I was told you would say that. You have a chance to change your mind…but only one. If not…"

Dou heard a gasp of horror

"I'm sticking to my answer," The elder voice stated firmly.

Click, BBBAAANNGGG! Silence.

Dou was in shock…his ears ring from the fire arm. He could not move with his eyes bulging from his face as if they were going to pop out on their own. He did not sigh up for this part. Sure he knew about death due to the street but trapped in the corner with a cold hearted murder in the room. Dou pulled himself up at of pure panic. He moved back suddenly knocking off the fluid filled containers behind him. His background of a skilled thief and stealth was robbed from him at that spilt second. The liquid cascaded over him like a water fall hitting for floor with a splash causing him to fall on his cute butt with a very loud "UMFF!"

Eyes shot up from the dead scientist and went immediately to the curtain door. His eyes scanned the floor noting the wet surface spreading about the tile. He took a firm grip on his gun with calculating eyes towards his new target. Stepping over the body, he quietly made his way over. He stopped, and then moved to the side of the fabric wall. He readied his gun and touched the edge of the seam. YANK!

His eyes narrowed and then widen in shock. No one was there. He could have sworn he heard a voice yelp out in pain. He was never wrong. He stepped into the room looking round the tiny space looking up and the down. "Nani?" Down at his feet was a black hairball of a kitten looking up at him with violet eyes shacking in fear with its paws over its head. "Neko wa?" He put his gun way behind his back only to pick up the cat by its neck looking at it in arms length. It had Chestnut hair and a very long fluffy tail. "Baka." He shook his head at the animal is disbelief. Figures the old man had a cat

The cat looked at the human in total fear. It looked down at the ground that seemed to be the height of a building. Yip! Don't kill me! I swear I won't tell the cops...I didn't see anything! I swear. Hold on…why you looking at me that way. I'm talking to you buddy. Answer me!HISS!Wait…did I just hiss? Duo looks down again at the ground and notices were his braid should be a tail flicked back and forth. He then looked at his paws. Eyes widen in shock. Then he looked at the hand holding him by what should have been the back of his shirt color. Oh no…This is not real! This only happens in Science fiction! Not real life! I'm A CAT!

"Well, I can't leave you here. Even though you're a stupid cat you could be used against me." The assassin spoke to himself. "Man you're a loud thing." The cat was hissing and meowing constantly. "I don't see how that scientist got things done with you around." The man scanned the room with his cobalt eyes for a bag or box to but the kitten in. There, he noticed a small enough box that would be easy for him to carry. He placed the cat into the box closing the lid quickly on the cat's loud protest. "It's not that dark. Be quiet or I will throw you into the river." He stated in a monotone voice. To his shock the kitten fell quiet. "Taibun…baka ja nai." He shook his head at this thought smirking.

The assassin gathered the rest of the information that he needed and left the room with the box under his arm. The door slid shut with a quiet, Click.

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Okay…For those who might not know…

Japanese words:

Baka: Idiot.

Neko: Cat.

Taibun Baka ja nai: Maybe not be an Idiot.

Okay that's it in a nut shall…Keeping it basic!

Watersprite02: Oh...I must warn you…Duo has a tendency to call himself lovely names in the story. I am not putting that in there. He sneaks it in while I'm sleeping! shakes head And I'm too lazy to take it out. Shame on me…Oh well! I hope you enjoyed!