Okay sorry for the long waited update…took me a while. My life is really crazy. My mom went in the hospital only to come out a week for my dad to go into the hospital…not good, diabetic attack…and then he only went in to get test done to see if he had cancer…luckily that was a negative. And then I had to go get my wisdom teeth removed…I lost my wisdom! Okay…once again, ignore the bad stuff…thanks for reading my silly stuff…

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Heero Yuy glared at the, what he thought at that moment, foul creature spawned by the devil himself adorable chocolate coated cat with amethyst eyes sitting on "his" laptop. His mind clicked with intensity and rage that was humanly impossible to achieve in that exact moment. His hands tighten with whitened knuckles, cracking sounds started to pop under the pressure on their own. His mind did the impossible, by grabbing the damned fur ball by its long neck causing the eyes to pop out like shelled peas throwing the nearly weightless feline into the hole of the wall with precise precision only to turn around wiping his hands free of the creature to sooth his just violated laptop.

"MEOW!"

Reality hit! Yuy shook himself of the daydream that flashed before his eyes to see the neko still sitting on his keyboard. Time to make dreams come true, he thought narrowing his eyes.

Oh crap…Duo twitched his tail nervously seeing a look he thought was only possible by his belatedly beloved nun, Sister Helen could produce. I'm dead…I know it, his tail continued to swing harder back and forth hitting the keys.

As a hand came down to grab his throat, Duo squeezed his eyes shut laying his ears back. The hand froze. It never touched him. He peeked on eye open to see a wide eyed killer staring at the screen behind him with his mouth hung opened.

"Mu…Muri!" Heero gasped.

Duo slowly looked behind him to glance at the screen. The words flashed before his face in bright red letters: PASSWORD CONFIRMED. Dou wrinkled his brow confused.

Wufei walked by once more to have his come back at the higher egotistical man, "Still working on hacking 'The Account'?" He took a sip of his rich black coffee knowing Yuy has been working off and on to break the impossible code, "Maybe you should just quit, Yuy." He smirked.

Heero collected himself quickly checking all his emotions in a brief mental scan that took one millisecond. It was his turn to 'smirk' at the Chinese man. "Actually, Wufei" He answered with an all knowing ease. "I just broke the code." He turned the Laptop around with Dou still sitting on it to face the snotty teen.

Wufei's eyes widened also. "How did you…?"

Heero taking his chance, "It was easy," he waved his hand nonchalantly studying his nails, knowing Wufei has been trying to break the code behind his back for two weeks to get his position, "A simple dumb creature such as this cat could break it." ((Of course Heero left out the part of him staying up all night and day to break the code for three days. He waited thinking he knew he would break it in an hour at tops.))

As Wufei turned around quickly fuming off at the ears muttered curses in his native tongue. Heero turned the laptop around to face himself again. Duo looked back at the killer confused and then realized what happened. Now he was mad. This guy just called me dumb! I'm going to scratch him…Duo shakes his head…No stop thinking like at cat! I'm Human Damn it!

Heero stares at the feline only to pick it up once again by its neck to examine the gifted creature. "hummmnn…" He poked at the paws with interest. Yuy then rolled the small cat around in his hands looking its tummy. Next he moved his hand to lift its tail.

Hell no! Duo's eyes widen, Cat or no Cat…no guy is going to look at the jewels or in this case my cat nip! Duo jerked his tail way tucking it between his legs. "Hiss"

The cold assassin jumps back some at a paw swiping at his hand. Only to meet the eyes of a mad kitten boring holes in his head with narrowing violet eyes.

Heero composes himself back from the shock. "You almost hit me. Oh you're good, but not that good. If you're as smart as I think you are…" Yuy looks around and whispers so no one thinks that he had lots his cookies, "you will learn I'm the one in charge and you my furry neko will behave yourself. That means no hitting, scratching, or hissing got it."

Yeeeahhh…sir deal…Buddy. Duo perks up his ears as if to smile, I promise no more of that…I can do so much more that you don't even know about. You're going to be the one to learn I'm the boss and you're the pet. Sucker! Uh…Wait! No! Not the Box!

Duo soon found himself back inside the box.

"There that ought to keep you out of trouble and teach you a lesson. You can stay there until I go home." Heero placed a book on top of the lid. He turned back to type his computer to finish the job the kitten started for him.

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Heero steadily made his way to his apartment up the stairs to the third floor. He sifted the box under his arms for the tenth time to dig around in his pocket for the set of keys. Once found he pushed he key into the lock only to turn the key counter clock wise push it in a notch rotate it to the right two times back the key out half way and turn a 45 degree angle to hear a soft beep sound. He sighed pushing the door open and letting it close behind him locking itself five times.

"Home," Yuy placed the box down and stretched some only to pause. He looked down at the box as if there was something he was suppose to remember doing. He shrugs to himself and opens the lid.

AIR! I CAN BREATH! Duo pops out of the box half way gasping for breathe. He had half of his body laid out over the edge of what he thought would be his coffin. IDIOT! Haven't you heard of air holes! I could have died! Oh wait the only air hole you have ever heard of is the one in your head! Stupid assassin can kill someone but can't seem to remember how to keep them alive. Go fig. Not need for resume or job. No wonder you're so perfect for your occupation!

Heero looks down at the neko who to him seemed to meow on and on and on in a whiny way, "Still alive, not hurt. I guess my calculations for the amount of air in the box where right the first time." He steps over the box and heads for the kitchen, "Of course I really didn't take the time to prove it…getting better. I thought I would have been wrong by a minute."

Duo's face becomes horrified. I was an experiment! Oh you're so going to get it buddy. Just wait until I stuff you into a closet…

Heero opens the frig and scans the orderly selves for the milk. He finds his object of desire and takes the carton out reaching for a glass as he normally does on a daily routine. Never missing a beat. He poured the milk taking a sip only to pour some more. Closes the lid turns back to the frig to place the milk back. Turns back to reach for the glass to freeze once again. The Milk was gone. Sitting next to the empty glass was the chocolate silk kitten licking its paws with delight.

He looks at the neko on the counter back to the front room where the box was around the corner back to the neko scratching his head. He shakes his head. "There is no way you moved that fast and drank my milk."

Duo looked at him with big innocent eyes. Yuy shook his head once again. "I must have had another daydream." He goes back to the frig to try pouring the milk again.

Duo smiled contently. That was some really good moo-cow. Fresher than what I normally get and not after taste of sourness. Man I was in the wrong line of work. He started to lick his lips clean. I wonder what else this guy hides in the kitchen. Duo looks around scanning the area out as he would a heist a joint. His tail started to swing back and forth with pleasure noticing all the valuable stuff lying around that should have been in a museum. Man, this guy is more than loaded! I might like it here…once I become human. This stuff is hot for the taking. His ears went flat cross his head with glee. Yes, first get to know the target and then take all. Revenge will be mine. Killer or not, Your going down…oh yeah.

"Off the counter," Heero's voice demanded following a sharp spray of water hitting Duo square in the face from the sprayer in the sink. Duo jumped from fright hitting floor on all fours shaking the attack off his fur.

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Okay I'm going to be mean and leave you there. Hehehe. Please wait for the next chapter to be posted at the same place, at any time, anything could happen. Thank ya for reading!

Japanese words:

Muri: Impossible

Neko: Cat

I think that is all the Japanese I used today…Oh word of the day! My favorite word so fair in the Japanese language is TooKiDooki! Meaning: Sometimes. Cute no?