Alright! I'm back once again…its late at night so I hope this story makes since…okay maybe not. Well, on to the story before I have to do something constructive like writing my thesis paper…I know it royally sucks! Oh well…On with petting the Duo!

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Heero work up early in the morning to get a start on his new mission. He cringed with the thought of confronting his new target. Relena Peacecraft. The girl was from a high profile family, who was famous for their political achievements and social events. Currently, Heero had to think of a way to get close to the girl, because apparently she held some vital information for his boss dealing with some type of plans to achieve the new world order, how a pacific could achieve world order was beyond him. The assassin rolled out of bed and began to do his ritual stretching, and after doing so he went to make his bed. He stopped glaring at a fur ball curled up right in the middle of the sheets wrapped around him.

"Great…cat hair. I'll have to wash the sheets to be able to sleep in them again." Heero then grabbed the corner of the sheets and yanked them up pulling all the covers off at once throwing the sleeping cat around.

Duo woke up in fright, Earthquake! Everybody take cover! Suddenly it hit Duo, the floor. Okay it was a dream…nothing but a dream. I'm not a cat, taken hostage by a psycho killer. He yawns awake only to notice his paws. Damn. It wasn't a dream. Wait a minute, I was sleeping on the bed…how did I get down here? Duo turns his kitten face to the cold hearted person who woke him, Heero. Heero stared down at Duo meeting his gaze.

"Stupid cat" Heero grunts and leaves to take a shower.

I'm not a stupid cat! I'll have you know I am a pedigree…I think. Duo hears the show running in the background being reminded that his fur started to feel dirty. He started to lick his paw to only spit out a mouthful of hair. What am I doing! I'm a human, a boy, not a cat! The frustrated kitten turns to the noise of the shower. Well, may as well. Duo takes off to the bathroom.

Heero punches in the right temperature for the water in a little pad which also allows him to listen to the radio or watch the TV, which of course was on the news. He picks up the shampoo and starts to lather his hair up making a mental list of things to do. He turns his back away from the shower spray only to have his foot hit something soft and very wet. Heero looks down to see a very happy looking cat rolling around in the water. Now he knew he has seen very thing…A cat that loves water. Wait! If the cat was taking a shower…Heero cringed at the thought of the hair that would be in the drain. He sighed at least the cat would be clean. Heero then turned back to showering himself.

Duo was in pure happiness. Warm water! Now all I need is some shampoo…okay a lot of shampoo. Let's see how do I pull that off…Yo! Man! I need some bubbles!

"Meow! Meow!"

Heero looked down confused at the cat that was calling at him, "what? You're the one that got in the shower." Heero turns away and still feels the cat staring at him. He then glances down at the so called pet feeling strange, "Hey! Stop staring at me."

Duo is taken back by this. All he wanted was some shampoo for his fur…then it hit him. He was in the shower with another naked guy. Oops…Dou turns away glad that he was a cat allowing him to hid a deep blush of embarrassment. He was also thankful that his fur also covered him…Duo was very modest in certain areas. I guess I'm not going to get shampooed.

Heero sighed when he saw the cat looking down and not as happy as it once had. Well, since you're here anyways…," Heero picked a bottle and squeezed some of the content onto the wet fur ball. Duo eyes bulged out in shock. He was being washed!

The deep chocolate brown appeared black under the water as the assassin started to massage the kitten sitting down on the shower floor to reach the feline better.

Oh yeah…that feels good. Man, its like a full body massage! Yeah, yeah…keep going. Have I told you I love you man…You should really forget about killing people and use your hands for other things…Duo starts to purr very loudly, until the wonderful hands start to wash him in other places more than his head and back. Hey man! Don't touch there! Duo squirms to get out of Heero's grasp tucking his tail in between his legs, Hey! Not the family goods! Stop it…touch your own not mine!

Once Heero was done washing the cat, he washed all the soap of the feline making sure no more soap was left. The assassin then picks up his towel to dry off wrapping it around his waist. He then picks up an extra towel picking up the shocked induced kitten, rubbing him dry with the soft clothe. Duo just keeps still replaying the event over and over in his poor mind. I have been violated beyond prepare…and I just enjoyed it! That's it! Once I become human, you are so dead man! Just you wait and see…Vengeance shall be mine!

"There, now you are clean. Don't get dirty, cat." Heero leaves the room to go get dressed.

"Meow!" Hey wait! You have to brush me you jerk! Duo picks up Heero's brush in his mouth and takes off. Just because your hair doesn't look it doesn't mean you can't brush mine!

Shortly after getting dressed the Assassin sits in front of his computer typing in research for the Peacecraft girl project. He goes to search for anything that could get him into her circle. He goes to click on her website that gives details of some of her hobbies and achievements, only to be stopped by the demanding Neko…cat…once again holding HIS brush. "You got to be kidding me," he glares at the creature, "There is no way I am brushing you with MY brush."

"Meow!" Like you use it.

"Fine." Heero takes the brush and starts to smooth out the silky mass of chocolate. "Note to self, buy new brush." In between brushing the kitten Heero scanned the site. He then clicked on a link taking him to a very prominent website proudly displaying the Relena girl holding her precious Cream Point Himalayan-Persian cat, Miss Fluffy love-kins, the grand champ winner of the Sanc cat show. Heero stopped his brushing of Duo and stared at the information in front of him. Once again, the cat was becoming very useful to have around…one problem, what type of cat was the surprising feline which seems to be saving his but left and right. "More research needed," He looked down at Duo; Duo looked back wondering what happened to the brushing and then looked at the screen eyes going wide. Hell no! I am not going to be displayed like a girlie supermodel of cats!

Heero continued to type in the description of Duo into the local cat breed finder, to pull up the breed Chartered. A type of cat named after a group of monks in the 16th century that was well known for its smile. Well, Heero thought, that's my cat. What a minute, these cats are grey. Mine is chocolate. He smiles. I have a new breed of Chartered that is extremely rare. (n/a: Just made that up about the rare color.)

"Now I have a under cover…Its time to get your registered, it's a good time for you to earn your keep here," the Assassin patted Duo's head.

Oh that's it…I'm selling your computer stuff. I was going to be nice and leave that alone. Duo glares at the killer for even thinking about dragging him into the dark world of spying.

Later that day…

Yuy stood in a local breeders meeting, held by no one other than Relena herself. She was proudly displaying her Miss. Fluffy Love-Kins. The poor feline in her arms laid motionless head held high showing off its diamond and ruby incrusted collar.

Relena walked around greeting everyone with a proud air of confidence in her competition in that she was the best. No one has ever come close to rivaling her title. She noticed a few new faces in the crowd that would try to lay claim to her down fall. She laughed at herself for their pitiful attempts, until her eyes swiped over in Heero's direction. She was awe struck by the sight in front of her. Relena was not interested in the feline he held in his own arms that looked ready to maim the next person that tried to pet him. No, she was looking at the owner. She conducted her own mental list of what she looked for in the perfect pedigree of man in her own mind, and he met all of them right on point.

Relena made her way over to the unknown assassin in her pallor swaying her hips to gain his attention.

"My, what a beautiful cat," she reached out to pet Duo only to have him hiss at her. She of course, ignored the creature keeping her eyes locked on Yuy, petting the now really mad cats head roughly.

"Thank you, Miss. Peacecraft," Heero bowed slightly to her. You mean peace-of-crap…hey lady stop touching me! Duo hissed once again.

"Please…call me Relena." She giggled curling her corn silk hair around her finger in a flirtatious manner.

"The pleasure is mine," Heero studied her for a moment calculating his next move, "Relena. My name is Heero Yuy."

Relena smiled sweetly at him, "What a wonderful name…" Relena of course was testing his name with hers liking the name Relena Yuy sounded, "…Oh, and what might be the name of this lovely creature?" She gestured to the feline in Heero's arms, "My precious kitten here is named Miss. Fluffy Love-Kins. Say, Hi darling." She waved the cat's claw at Heero and Duo.

Heero forgot about naming his Neko, he would just usually call it cat or…so he said the first thing that came to his mind, "Baka. The name is Baka."

"Oh," Relena is taken back some, "I have never heard that name before, it's quite different, is it exotics?"

"You could say that." Heero smirks down at Duo. Duo looks up glaring at Heero knowing the name was not a complement at all. Once I find out that meaning mister, you better hope it means death, because I'm going to kill you in your sleep with my claws! Eww…look at that ring! Duo is cut off of his ranting laying eyes on Relena's expensive emerald ring. Well, it sure doesn't match her pink dress so I really would be helping her if I just…Duo started to lightly bit at her hand that was still petting him as Relena moved closer to Heero. Soon Duo had the ring off of her finger and in his mouth. Got it! Heero shifted Duo quickly in his arms to put the cat in between him and the clingy girl for protection, this caused Duo to gulp suddenly. AH! I got it! Inside of me! NO!

"Oh my! What's wrong with your cat? His eyes are so wide!" Relena looks down at Duo for the first time.

"Oh…he is always looking like that." Heero shrugged, "I think it might be something he ate. Apparently, the Baka was very pick this morning about the tuna and wanted to eat my breakfast instead."

"Oh dear, you really shouldn't feed him table food. You need to feed him the Healthy Feline Gourmet line. It's much better for their fur."

"Hiss" Duo really hated this girl more than he did his captive at the moment. I have eaten that stuff on the street and it's horrible! It's not even fit for a rat to eat!

Heero tightened his grip on Duo to make him stop hissing at the target, "Sounds like a good suggestion."

"Oh it is…" Relena nodded, "Would you like to get together sometime to talk about products…maybe go get something to eat? I know this wonderful restaurant downtown that is known for its Italian food."

"Sounds expectable." Yuy nodded.

Oh…Italian. I want to Italian! You have to get me a lot of garlic bread with butter! And of course lots of cheese on the lasagna! Duo licks his lips at the thought of the delicious food. I never had a real gourmet meal before. I can't wait!

"Wonderful!" Relena exclaimed, "You could be your cat and he can stay with Miss. Fluffy Love-Kins while we go out. They would love to play together!"

Wait! Oh no…I'm going. Heero is not going to live me with that throw rug on your arm! No way!

"Very well, I'm sure the little Baka would like that."

Duo flattened his ears down on his head.

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Okay, I'm leaving it there for now…stay turned for a new chapter for later! Will poor Duo ever get his revenge? Will he ever turn back into a human? And the next question will be what is up with Relena's cat's name?

The name Duo received from Heero, baka, means idiot for those who don't know the Japanese word. Oh and neko means cat. Thank your for reading! Please give me feed back! Or if you have any funny ideas that you think would be good for the story just let me know. I will give you credit for the idea! Like my Roomie came up with a funny one I am going to use! So stay tuned!

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