All It Takes Is One Umbrella
ochibi-san
Chapter 9- Old Acquaintances and Crabs
I have come back from the dead…well…after like…four THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR LATE UPDATE!
Ochibi-san: w-w-wait… I have a clear explanation…
Readers: IT BETTER BE GOOD.
I know…im a lazy s.o.b. and I deserve to jump off a cliff because of my incompetence… …if u all wish it…I will gladly conduct seppuku… I was just really… out of it…this fic sorta put me in a dreamer mode…so basically, in classes I sorta stare glassy-eyed at the desk cuz im thinking of fic ideas…I sorta started dis fic when my exams ended…I think…and now its like…November… …I wrote most of dis chap at my friend's cottage durin the summer cuz I thought a lot during dat time…and…I think my writing is slowly dying down…sigh…nyways…I wont bore you all with my indecency and stupidity…I present the 9th chapter after about 4 months…and I'm not proud of dis chap cuz it took a lot out of me and I had to think about the future in the fic den change it around…tsk…wish I had a decent idea where dis is headed…
Readers: FINALLY throws wastebuckets at ochibi-san
Ochibi-san: and…im gonna answer the reviews at the bottom…dis time…cuz too…too…ugh...rite now…I honestly mostly hate dis chapter…cuz I forced myself to write it when I didn't have the feel to write and it turned out horrible…sigh…
Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Seed, Harry Potter or whatever thing was mentioned here that doesn't belong to me…
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The couple leapt at each other, kissing passionately, and paying zero attention to their bewildered backgrounds.
"You couldn't have picked a better bench to sit…" Cagalli said sarcastically. "We could've been sitting somewhere else, enjoying a nice hot cup of coffee. But nooo…. now we have to endure two people sucking the life out of each other…"
"Like in Harry Potter?"
"How did this topic switch to Harry Potter?"
"The big scary Dementor things that suck people's souls out by kissing them."
Cagalli smiled widely. She whipped around at the pair. "Ohohoho! You're in for it now!"
Asuran laughed, earning a scowl in his direction. They were currently sitting in a local park bench, sipping coffee and having a nice conversation when two people popped out of nowhere and began snogging.
"Ok. I've pretty much introduced myself, now you."
"Uhh… ok… I'm an 18-year-old coordinator, single, and graduated as the top soldier in all of ZAFT's military history when I was 15 years old. My father was Patrick Zala, the Supreme Chairman and nearly destroyed the whole race of Naturals." Asuran finished, with a hint of disgust at his father's name. However, he did not expect the blonde princess' reaction. In PLANT, the name "Zala" was usually avoided and at the mere mention, there would be coordinators frowning and naturals' eyes widening in fear and often anger.
She just looked at him with a bored expression. "And?" she asked, expecting more from the dumbstruck coordinator.
"Eh?"
"I'm sure you have more to say?" she said impatiently.
"Er…I'm Kira's best friend and used to be Lacus' fiancée?"
"Oh… so you do know that your fiancé is with my brother right now?" The blonde princess took another sip of her drink.
"Oh yeah… thankfully we're not engaged anymore or I'll be beating the crap out of Kira right now." The two shared a brief laugh at the thought before drifting to an awkward silence. Asuran shifted himself farther away from the happily engaged couple beside him, who were really starting to creep him out. Unfortunately, it alerted Cagalli to feel very self-conscious about why on earth he was slowly leaning towards her.
Cagalli put up a fake blush and asked innocently, "So, are people who have just broken up, suppose to hit on any person they've just met?"
Asuran's eyes widen as he realized what she was trying to point out and leapt backwards, slamming into the currently making out couple.
"Sorry!" he apologized quickly, bowing his head several times before keeping a 2 meter distance away. He turned his head sheepishly, only to find his host clutching her sides, laughing away. His cheeks flared up as the Justice pilot stood on his spot, looking extremely embarrassed.
After a while, the laughter died down to silent hiccups, which was an amazing improvement to the coordinator's pride. The two strolled around the park, carrying their cups while the sun began to drift down to the horizon.
"So…Zala…judging from your previous actions, I'd say you're a ladies man." The Orb princess said, stuffing one hand into her pocket to avoid numbing. Asuran sprayed some of the coffee from his mouth.
"W-What makes you think that?" he sputtered, wiping his mouth.
Cagalli gave him a look that clearly said 'You know what I mean.'
"Clearly Zala, you were coming on to me when I had that small fever…"
"I was completely out of it! (A/N: Translation: Drunk)
"Then you started leaning towards me on that bench just 5 minutes ago."
"The couple were creeping me out!" Asuran said desperately, waving his arms, trying to prove that he wasn't a ladies man.
"Is that so…" she raised an eyebrow. She turned on her heel and walked forward, leaving the coordinator stunned. She looked over her shoulder and made a face. (The ones when you close your eyes and stick out your tongue.)
"Why you!" Asuran reached out and tried to grab her by the wrist. What he didn't expect was her bumping into someone. A certain someone that looked strangely familiar. His thoughts wouldn't have mattered much at the moment as his arm was still pursuing Cagalli's wrist in super slow motion.
"Asuran-san-O… Umm… Bad time?" Lunamaria Hawke stood, wide-eyed, right beside the pair.
"Ah! Lunamaria! Long time no see…How are you?" Asuran replied cheerfully.
"Umm…fine. You?" She laughed weakly, scratching the back of her head.
"I'm fine! Very awkward position though." He was on his knee with his hand outstretched towards his hostess. To the mind's eye, a blue haired boy and a yellow-haired girl have just been engaged. All that was missing was the actual ring. (A/N: From Luna's POV, it looks like Asuran is proposing to Cagalli. He was just trying to grab her wrist. sweatdrop)
Cagalli was not in such a joyful mood though, and shoved him in the face with her foot, knocking him hard against the ground with a painful grunt. Straightening herself, she smiled at the girl and offered her hand. "Name's Cagalli. Don't worry. This idiot's just loose in the head."
Luna accepted her hand and shook it enthusiastically. "Nice to meet you! I'm Lunamaria. I used to be a colleague of Asuran-san." She stole a glance at Asuran groaning on the floor, and grinned. "And I never knew he could be so uncoordinated."
"Oi… Respect to your elders, Luna…" the blue-haired coordinator muttered.
Cagalli eyed him annoyingly, before reverting back to her newfound friend. "If you're not busy, let's go for a walk at the beach."
A bright smile illuminated on Luna's face. "Great!"
The two ran off, talking animatedly while Asuran lay on the ground, deserted. "So much for…"
An empty coffee cup hit him in the face. "Hurry up, Zala! You're dragging us behind!"
"Hai…" Picking himself up, he chased after his two accomplices.
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Kira and Lacus lay comfortably on the living room couch, Lacus leaning against her boyfriend's chest with his arms encircling her waist as they watched the evening news. Just as a commercial for Campbell soup (A/N: Campbell soup!) came on, the door to the beach house slammed open and a flash of blue zipped into the living room.
"They're conspiring against me! I swear! I didn't even do anything!" Asuran blurted out. His entire attire was dripping, soaking hair all over the place, sand mixed in with his whole figure, and wet seaweed clinging to his jacket. Before he could say another word, he coughed, sand flying from his mouth and landing on the living room floor.
Lacus clapped her hand against her mouth, giggling quietly. Kira just shook his head, watching his best friend throw a hissy fit.
'And I thought I had a mental issue…' Kira thought.
Sooner or later, Asuran ran off to the onsen and disappeared. A trail of wet and sandy footprints decorated the once clean and shiny floor. The moment he left the room, Lacus burst out laughing, surprisingly even her boyfriend, who gazed in shock. She was clutching her stomach, chortling aimlessly at what she saw when Asuran Zala of PLANT turned his back on them. Even Kira could not help but chuckle along. Planted firmly on the back of the blue-haired coordinator head was a very unique starfish.
Unique? How could this particular starfish be any different from the rest? There, with words that would shock Asuran's grade teacher, was written, "Hissy Fit Prince".
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Darkness crept on the beach as night fell and waves continuously beat the shore gently, covering footprints imbedded in the sand. Two girls sat at shore, feet under the remains of a sandcastle, which had a large face print on it.
Flashback
Arriving at the beach, Asuran was glad to see that it was unoccupied. Spare him at least a little dignity with a company of two girls that know how to have fun.
'Hm. At least Kira's house is nearby so I can escape…'
He sat down on a bench, overlooking the ocean as the two girls were talking animatedly near the shore. His head tilted upwards, thinking about how his evening went. Though fairly awkward and a somewhat disaster, they had managed to have a nice time. Cagalli is different…Well…different from all the other girls that swarm him in PLANT. They were all rather…clingy. Cagalli, however, is kind, caring underneath that tough exterior. She's nice…right…?
Asuran broke his gaze off the sky and glanced at the blonde Natural. Somehow, she and Luna had miraculously built a sand castle in record time. Cagalli was holding two sand cars and smashing them together, making loud crashing noises, earning applause from a laughing Luna.
A sweatdrop appeared on Asuran. 'That's nice…right…?'
It seemed that the Natural noticed his stare. An idea sparked in her head and she shouted. "Zala! Oi! Come here, baka!"
Luna looked confused. Cagalli whispered in ear, and she grinned. "Asuran-sann! Cochi des!"
"I don't want to!" he yelled back. "I'm fine over here." He did not like that mad glint in their eyes.
Luna thought carefully. "Come here and Cagalli-san will give you a nice back massage!"
Asuran fell off of his bench. He wasn't the only one shocked. Cagalli turned a great shade of red, and stuttered, "W-what!"
Flashback end…for now…
"So what do you think of Asuran-san?" the coordinator interrupted the silence.
"Eh?" Cagalli blinked, her face reddening. She ran her hand through her blond locks nervously, trying to find a suitable answer.
Luna smirked, and she leaned closer to the ORB princess. "You like him, don't you…?"
She snapped. Before Lunamaria could do anything to stop her, she dug at the sand, burying herself several feet below. "Cagalli-san?" Luna called. A few seconds of quiet passed as the girl stared at the ground, worriedly.
Kira's head popped out of the sand. Shaking his hair violently, he looked up at Luna. "Hello!" The girl stared at the head, her eye twitching. Just then, Cagalli's head popped out as well. "Kira! Is it that obvious!" she asked desperately.
It took a small moment for Kira to reply. Luna had to bend down and whisper a few words in his ear before he fully realized what they were talking about.
"Yes. You are gaining weight." He said.
Luna looked at him with a WTF face and whispered to him again. Cagalli's eyes were glowing blood red.
"Oh, yeah. Lacus suspected it from the beginning."
At this point, Cagalli's face had contorted into horror, then complete fury. Two arms emerged from the ground. "YOU LITTLE!" The arms started throttling the twin brother who had swirlies for eyes. Luna sweatdropped, afraid to even split the quarreling siblings.
The blonde twin finally stopped, her arms relaxed. Kira took the opportunity to bite her arm, not letting go even if it was waving around, and the princess screaming at the top of her lungs.
'Oh man. If I don't calm them down, police could come…' Luna thought frantically. As she stretched her arm out, her cell phone rang.
"Hello? Oh, hi mother. No, I'm not drunk…Yes. I'm fully able to drive a car…Oh god! My car! I forgot about it! No mother, it did not get stolen…I have to go! They're gonna tow it away! I said 'tow'! Look it up in the dictionary! Alright! Bye!" Luna shoved the phone in her pocket.
"Ok, you two. I have to go or my car is gonna get towed…Um…Nice meeting you both. Uh…bye."
Her words did not seem to be heard as they continued bickering. She rushed off, leaving two heads yelling at each other. Hours seem to pass until a sweet voice ran out.
"Kira! Cagalli! Bedtime!" (A/N: Lacus can be portrayed as the house mother…lol)
Kira stuck his tongue at his sister before submerging back in the sand. A small mole trail lead towards the beach house.
"KIRA! COME BACK DAMMIT!"
No response.
"COME BACK HERE!"
……
She couldn't do anything. Her arms had disappeared down under and she was not a great mole digger. Kira was better and bragged about it, until Cagalli took matters into her own hands and broke his nose. Spending the night didn't seem so bad…Nice weather… quiet…
It seemed as if the heavens heard her. Waves started crashing against shore. Sand was getting in her hair and the water level was starting to rise. Just water, just sand. Nothing bad about that.
Then they came. A tiny claw rose from the surface and it began waving around. A shell soon came right after it and another claw. Then a small leg. And another one. And a trillion more it seemed …A crab rose from the sand just like a zombie came back to life. It began creeping towards her, tiny feet scuttling around. Its huge dark marbles for eyes stared at blonde ones. Cagalli, the Goddess of War who endures the cruelty of part-time jobs and rides along side those who are brave enough to face bacon grease at fast food diners, screamed bloody murder.
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"Kira…don't you have anything else I can wear?"
Asuran stood in the middle of the room, fresh from his bath. Since his clothes were all ruined and in the washing machine, Lacus gave him a clean pair of Kira's clothes. Too bad he had to wear the exact outfit Kira was currently wearing. Too bad Kira's clothing closet only had 4 pairs of the same black shirt and pants with too many belt buckles to count.
Kira shook his head sheepishly, embarrassed at his limited wear. He still had sand in his hair from his earlier digging.
"I have some outfits you could wear…unless you're embarrassed at wearing dresses?" Lacus offered kindly. Kira and Asuran face faulted, both imagining the idea of the coordinator in Lacus' old concert dress. (A/N: Mizu no Akashi dress from Gundam Seed…Uh…the light blue one I guess…)
The phone rang, interrupting the pink princess, who looked at it with surprise. "Who could be calling at this time?"
She picked up the receiver. "Hello?"
To everyone's surprise, there was a look of shock on her pretty face as the mysterious caller spoke. She gave a quick glance at Kira and mouthed one word to him. Asuran, who was not gifted in the art of reading lips, sneaked a peek at his best friend. His face gave off a worried frown.
Lacus turned back to the caller, only saying a few words that did not give any clue to Asuran about who he or she was. Hanging up, she sighed.
"He's going to be murder on our phone bills…"
'Aha! Two clues to this guy! He's a guy, AND a phone bill killer…' Asuran grinned in his head, proud of this accomplishment.
"I thought that orange-hair idiot got over my little sister ages ago…" Kira scowled and ruffled his hair.
'And he has orange hair…and he's an idiot…and…after Kira's sister…wait…That's Cagalli!'
Inner Asuran grabbed his hair and started screaming. On the outside, it would seem that Asuran was having some kind of internal struggle with his eyes…
"Well, I'm off to bed…see you in the morning, Asuran." Kira got up and stretched. Lacus followed suit and pecked him on the cheek. "Good night, Asuran."
Just as they were climbing up the stairs, with Kira's arm around his girlfriend's shoulder, Asuran called out. "Eto… What about your sister? Not that I care." The last sentence was silently muttered, creating an obvious emphasis on his lie. Kira looked back, blinking then smiled. "She can take care of herself." And he proceeded up to his room.
"And you call yourself a brother…" Asuran frowned.
"I heard that." Kira called from upstairs.
Rolling his eyes, the blue-haired coordinator walked to the stairs, once more casting a look outside at the beach, before shrugging and continuing up the flight of stairs. Entering the room, he closed the door and sat himself on the bed.
After a moment of consideration and deep thought, Asuran let out a sigh.
'She'll be fine…I'll look for her tomorrow if she didn't come back and if Kira forgets…'
He took off his/Kira's shirt, along with his pants and placed them neatly on a nearby chair, leaving him clad only in his boxers. (A/N: The fangirl in me is screaming…XD) Climbing in bed, he turned the lights off, shrouding the room in semi-darkness where the moon shown from the window.
To be completely honest, waves weren't the only things making sounds outside. There was a very faint, but strange sound amongst the calm background. Even with the coordinator's enhanced hearing ability, he could not make it out. Shaking his head, she sank back into the pillows.
'Like Kira said, she can handle herself…'
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"Who in their right mind can handle this!" Cagalli screamed as she struggled to escape from her partial prison of sand. The crabs did not seem to mind, in fact more nestled on her blonde head, while some dug into the sand. For a second, she thought gratefully that they were finally retreating to their base. That's when she felt little pincer-like legs creeping on her back and finding their way underneath the 100 cotton shirt.
"Must. Escape." Gritting her teeth, Cagalli squirmed, trying to gain access to her arms. She had raised about two inches, the sand up to the tips of her shoulders. Some crabs fell from her head at the sudden interruption and scuttled upright. Just like their brothers and sisters, they crawled underneath the sand and vanished.
"Ahahahahaha! You stupid crabs! I knew you were weak! Cowards! Come back and face me like a real sea thing!"
Silence
"Heh. I thought so." She tried to
Suddenly, she inhaled sharply, her eyes widening and her face flushing. Every aspect of her face showed outrage, and the golden orbs erupting with malice.
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Nothing could bother him more then the nagging feeling in his gut. Other then the Ultimate Coordinator's ultimate snoring, his mind was constantly keeping him awake. No matter how much he tried to count Cagalli's, I mean, rolled cabbages, the mind could never properly shut up. Then again, minds never shut the hell up…
Maybe a quick look around the beach could calm his annoying conscience. 'It couldn't hurt. I mean she couldn't still be at the beach. She probably left and slept over at Luna's house. I wouldn't be exactly 'looking' for her, not that I'm thinking of doing, I would just be taking a walk because of not being able to sleep.'
Cause you're worried about her…
Asuran turned pink, and bashed his head into the pillow. The soft mattress groaned at the sudden shift in weight. Mumbling whispered nothings in his pillow, his decision was made. Inhaling deeply into the pillowcase, the coordinator pulled away, gasping for air, which caused the He put on some of the borrowed clothes he got from Kira, and brought an extra jacket, because it could be cold outside and he wouldn't want to catch a cold. He slowly crept down the stairway, leaning against the wall to prevent creaking. About halfway down, his jacket slipped out of his hand. Bending down to pick it up, he straightened up to find his best friend right in his face.
"Kira! Uh, I can explain. I was just about to take a walk and-"
"No need to say anything. I know everything!"
"Y-You do?"
"Of course! You bought me strawberry flavored ice cream! C'mon Lacus, I know you're hiding it somewhere!"
Blink.
"Eh?"
"Never underestimate me, Lacus! I can sense many things! Why, I could tell you the colour of your panties right now!" (A/N: I doubt they went this far, but its just fun to tease Kira and Lacus.)
"Lacus' panties…?" Asuran sweatdropped. "Kira…are you sleepwalking…?" (duh)
"STRIPES RULE!" Kira pumped his fist into the air and shuffled back to his room, leaving a bewildered coordinator with dangerous and very secretive piece of information about his former fiancée.
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Ever since the war, Cagalli had been given time to live her life and grow up. Becoming more mature, though keeping that fiery yet gentle personality that everybody loved. And as every growing teenager learns, their bodies begin to change during their teen years. Of course, Cagalli was a healthy 18-year old and already passed that stage. What was left to change other then the size of her chest area, which had grown at quite the accelerated rate during the war. The crabs seem to have realized this as well.
"This is just great. Yea. 'Hi Kira! Hi Lacus! Guess what? I lost to an army of crabs and they're trying to cut my bra strap off. Ha ha.' Won't that be such a laugh…"
"Bra strap?"
"Kira! What the hell? You left me here with a company of oh my god…" She gaped. Asuran was standing in front of her, wearing Kira's clothes. From a ground's eye view, he could be mistaken as the other twin.
Asuran frowned down at her and huffed, "Excuse me, but I'm not Kira and it is impolite to gawk."
Cagalli's mouth slammed shut and blushing deeply, retaliated with a hint of a stutter, "W-Why the hell should I stare at you? But if you're dressed in my brother's outfit, I would think it was him."
'Why does he have to look so hot in Kira's clothes? That is SO wrong!' Her face burned.
(A/N: Possible incest love love? Nah…just kidding…)
"So…um…could you help me out here? Some horny crabs are trying to cut my bra off and I would guess that it'll be awkward here with my bra about to fall off-"
She shut up, but it was too late. To sink in that hole right now and turn back time would be just heavenly.
Asuran just stood there, his face completely unreadable, but a small trickle of blood slithered down from his nose and he wiped it quickly with his sleeve.
"Come on out now, princess." He extended his hand and brushed away at a few crabs still sitting on her head. "Or you wanna stay there with the crabbies?"
"If I could come out, I would fry the damn crabbies…" she grumbled.
The blue-haired coordinator went down on his knees and started removing the wet sand around her head, gradually reaching her shoulders. Using both arms, he reached down, found her arms and pulled her up. The cold ocean water had drenched her clothing and the sand had stuck on.
Cagalli clung on to the Justice pilot desperately, the crabs snapping at her feet. More of them were dropping out of her shirt like gumballs from a broken candy machine. There were at least 20 crabs surrounding them now. Sighing deeply, Asuran slid his arm under the crook of her knees, and the other on the small of her back and lifting the princess up bridal style. She let out a surprised "eep", but quickly relaxed in his arms.
"Shoo, shoo." Asuran stepped over the crabs, careful not to crush them and walked to the direction of a nearby cave.
"What the heck are you doing? The house is that way!" She yelled, gesturing over to her home.
"Yes, yes, I know." He shifted a few pebbles that were on the floor with his foot and placed her down carefully. Turning his back, he started picking up dry branches that lay scattered around the deserted cave. Cagalli stood, bewildered at his silent, caring behavior. She had soaked him, draped him in seaweed, even stuck a starfish on his head and the idiot was acting nice.
'Wait…he's planning to squeeze an apology out of me.'
"OI! Why are we staying here! The house is so close!"
He continued his work, pretending he heard nothing.
"Don't you ignore me! Answer me!"
"…"
"You damn…"
Asuran never saw it coming… He was happily gathering a small pile of branches for a fire when something slammed into the back of his head, knocking him into the wall. Spinning around, he found Cagalli panting, rubbing her now sore foot, but with a triumphant grin.
"How'd you like that! Huh! That'll teach you to never mess with me!"
Her smile disappeared when the blue-haired boy spat out some blood, dropping to the ground, coughing profusely.
"Oi…Are you ok…?" Cagalli kneeled down beside him and wiped the blood off his chin with her sleeve.
The coordinator heated up when he felt her fingers glide through his blue hair, and brushed it away from his eyes.
"It's nothing…Just bit my lip…you know…" He placed his hand on top of hers, and squeezed it gently. "I'm fine…"
"Andy…?"
The cave became deathly silent. Asuran couldn't even chuckle weakly at the girl's short-termed memory. Here he was, holding her hand, and having a nice, sweet moment before it crumbled into a few separate pieces.
"I thought we concluded that my name is Asuran, yes?" he grumbled, disappointed at the interruption. "I guess there's another guy called Andy that looks just like me…" With that, the Justice pilot huffed, and turned away from the girl. He knew he was sulking for the stupidest reason, but his heart ached every time she called him that, even if it was a mistake.
"There wouldn't be any other guy that would look as cute as you are right now…" Cagalli placed her palm on his cheek, and lightly pushed it to face her own. "Sorry…"
She leaned in and kissed his cheek. Asuran twisted his head slowly, his lips drawing closer and closer before pausing to whisper, "So I'm the cutest guy you've met…?"
"Maybe…I think a guy the other day looked a bit better…" She teased, resting her palm on his shoulder. As she expected, a flash of jealously sparked in his eyes.
"Where can I find this handsome boy…?" the war veteran growled, jaw rigid and teeth gritted.
"Hey you!"
Asuran immediately went to alert mode, one arm wrapped around the blonde and his legs crouched, ready to spring into action. Who could've sneaked up to them and caught him off guard?
"I'm talking to you!"
Cagalli had some difficulty breathing, since her face was being squashed into Asuran's chest protectively and her oxygen level was gradually decreasing. Her fist sunk right into his gut and pushed him away, gasping for air. The punch knocked the wind out of the coordinator and he immediately let go, arms automatically hugging his stomach.
"What was that for!" he yelled between coughs.
"I couldn't breathe, you moron! Now shut up and stand there!" the Natural girl rustled in her pockets, eventually fishing out a banged-up cellphone. It seemed to vibrating and before Asuran could retort, the voice from before spoke again.
"You! I told you! Pick up the damn phone!"
He blinked. The cellphone was talking?
"The phone is ringing, so pick up the phone!"
"Neat ringtone, eh?" Cagalli grinned at his shocked expression and held the phone up to her ear. "Hello?"
'She punched me in the stomach for a stupid phone call! And with perfect timing too, just when we were about to-"
The next second, the blonde's phone was ripped out of her hand and she saw it flying in slow-motion towards the ocean, and tiny splash was heard. Her mouth wide open, gaze resting on the ocean. Turning around to look at the Justice pilot, she could feel her fist clenching into a tight ball, preparing to cause him a great deal of pain.
'Oh god, what have I done…'
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(A/N: Ok…this is not the end…there will be a sooner chapter den a 4 month wait...i know most of you want to kill me right now…at the shortness of it all…sweatdrop Highschool sucks…my english teacher is a total…my religion teacher freaks me out…and I think I'm failing my jap class… homework can go to hell and my keyboard is so effin screwed up right now…my 'u' key and shift aren't working properly and I type so slow because of dem… '' I WILL edit dis chap…since its total crack-filled crap…
Has nyone just spontaneously cried because a song was so awesome? Stupid question…but if you hav…u guys rule…and r not alone…if u haven't…u still rule…and u are very, very strong ppl…lol…im obsessive with YUI rite now…and yes…I did cry because of her song…(jap singer dat did latest ending for BLEACH)
Btw…the flashback is not finished yet…ders another part to it…and I think that'll be in the next chapter…most likely…I hav no organization for this fic and no absolute planning…ehehe…and I so wished that dis chap could've been longer…sigh…I was really planning to extend it a little…nyways…reviews…reviews…
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And that's it! Thank you to all my readers for reviewing. I shall return to my slumps and finish my English essay, which I am tryin to finish…and I will be making another fic…if I can squeeze the time in…if nyone here has an lj acct, plz visit me on my lj… since im a new member and would like to meet some new friends much appreciated! Once again…review review review! And who nois, I mite even be able to write sum more crack filled humor…
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